Syobon Action

[Vinchenz Rock]

Anyone remember that flash game that was similar to MegaMan? The one with all the ASCII? Yeah, remember how hard that was? Well, I don't think its nearly as hard as this game:

Syobon Action

I beat it with -235 lives... no seriously, I died that many times. Plus the two lives you start with. Yes, it may seem like the hardest game you'll ever play and hell, even impossible to beat... but I DID beat it. And it's only four levels, folks.

All I have to say is that the designer of this game is either very cruel or very imaginative, especially what you need to do to beat the last level.

[Slugkid]

I only worked out that Z is enter and makes you jump, T resets and O is suicide. But HOW do I move?
Also, I created "The random flash game"thread so that topics like this one went there... But who cares anyways?

[Mikero]

I pressed every key on the keyboard and nothing happened. It still said "Prece Enter Key"

[Slugkid]

To me Z works as jump and enter...Try clicking on the applet?

[Mikero]

Did that multiple times, no dice. Tried every key, nothing.

[Johncarllos]

Wind and I agree, it's not Mac compatable.
Which doesn't make any sense.

[Mikero]

Considering it's just flash, yeah? Very weird.

[Slugkid]

Wind and I agree, it's not Mac compatable.

Hmm.. Don't think so. I can only use three keys. One is jump, the other is reset and the other is a suicide.

[Johncarllos]

It's possible that the game is retarded.

[Jakey]

lol @ jc

[Vinchenz Rock]

The game's Java, not Flash.

< is move left, ^ is jump (or z), > is move right. O indeed suicides.

That should work. Also;

It's possible that the game is retarded.

no u

[MOX]

Oh mah god, this game pisses me off soo much. But yeah you have to memorize a lot of the traps that just pop out of no where, it's a lot harder than owatta.

[Slugkid]

I need to rename my thread to "the random little online game thread!"
And it still won't work.
I can jump. I can reset. And I can lose lives alone. But nothing else. Do I have to have caps lock or scroll lock or...Anything? Not likely but...

[Mikero]

Well java, flash, balogna. The fact is it's made in generic coding. I got it working it just took a while. It's frustrating but I don't know if I like it or not yet, but I keep finding new ways to die and like one time I'll hit a block and then another time I'll try and there will be some hidden block under it so I can't. That's cool.

Anyway I beat the first level, I think I'll like this game. Block that creates infinite death mushrooms, menacing cloud of death, and that fun near the flag pole = lawltime. Funny that the cat thing has a boob when you jump.

As far as the first level goes Owata is harder, and not fun.

The second level of this has me laughing.

Edit: Third level has some funny stuff at the start. I had a nice "WTF how am I in the clouds now?" moment.

[Vinchenz Rock]

The third and fourth levels will have you rolling on the floor in anger. I spent about, a half an hour on both levels one and two combined, a half an hour on level three, and fourty five minutes on level four.

Beating the last level is really tricky.

[Mikero]

We'll see. I'll leave it open and try more tomorrow.

[Johncarllos]

I can't get passed thatdamn flag pole, the falling cloud or the yellow thing kills me (I'm at the library, public computer)

Posted on: December 31, 2007, 04:22:16 PM

Got it.

[Panda]

Awesome fun. We were all playing it on my computer at the new years party, it's hilarious!

[Mikero]

Sounds like a great partay..

Posted on:  1 January 2008, 16:16:47

Okay. The end of the third level is troublesome.

[Panda]

We're nerds, our parties involve heavy drinking and Wii/Xbox playing. We even played some Order of the Stick board game, and a couple of hours of DnD.

were col liek prtomoan!1 etc 

[Mikero]

No worries. I've done the drinking + gaming thing once or twice. And I know what Order of the Stick because of my work.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Okay. The end of the third level is troublesome.

What you gotta do is move to the left a bit to dodge those flying yellow things, and then you got to use Turtle-Chan to somehow defeat Throw-Chan... think. Bad memory.

[Mikero]

I would be able to defeat the throwman easily, the turleman knocks him if you kick it down there. I've only ever been able to dog the yellow beams by using the platform underneath the turtleman. All attempts to knock the shell into motion from underneath and make the jump across in time that the shell will kill the throwman have failed.

[Panda]

Randomly one time the yellow things didn't kill me, that's how I won. >_>

[Alex]

Wow. I have no idea how to go past the beggining of the third level.

[Mikero]

The third level isn't actually hard or long, it's just the ending that's wasting lives like Tic Tacs.