Heroes

[Dr.]

Anyone been watching Heroes as of late? ike the new season? Last episode comes up tomorrow.

Anyone got any theories? (To those that have been watching)

[Johncarllos]

Short ass season.
BUT, I've been watching, and the first 5-6 this season SUCKED, then they started getting good. Yay for Noah's revival. Weird dude he is.

[Dr.]

Yeah, I agree. I was surprised about Noah.

[Mikero]

It started really slow but so did last season. Just starting to pick up now but the writer's strike means this week is the last for a while (not a short season, I don't think the season is over). Try watching one episode from last season a week; you won't be able to do it. You'll be all "Goddamn this is slow." and I'll be in your window like "I told you bitch now open up it's freezing out here" etc.

Anyway like I said at Kian's board, it can't be OMGWTF all the time like the middle of last season, that doesn't make sense. A show like this with that many characters stretched out that far around the world (and space-time) can't keep a pace like LOST! where everyone is on the same island.

[Abominator]

I can't believe that I still give it the time of day.

Akin to Lost, I feel like I've invested myself in it and now deserve a payoff that will never come to be.

[ASR]

Exactly, Abe. My feelings word for word.

And the season isn't ending. It's split in half just like Lost was last year.

As far as Lost goes, there are 3 final seasons announced, each is truly only half-length... 13 episodes. I'm actually happy for that, I just can't wait 'till February. Fun month, though: Brawl and Lost.

[Lunchebox]

Yeah, it's torturous to watch on a week week basis. Mainly because it feels like they cram the good ideas together, and the not so good ones get long and drawn out. I mean, I liked Hiro's time travelling shenaningans, but I didn't need to see it for 5 or 6 weeks.
And the Adam reveal was very shoddily done.

It'd be better if they spent 2-3 weeks in Japan, with more development and hints at Kensei being darker, and mentioning Adam earlier on, not waiting until the last Feudal Japan episode to mention him, and subsequently reveal him as being Kensei ten minutes later (WHAT A TWIST!).

I would have rather had them wait to reveal the whole Adam/Kensei thing when Hiro discovered his father's killer (LOL ADAM). That was like WAY too obvious, if only because they didn't build up enough suspense. The actions the bad guys take this season are pretty sloppy, and their motivations seem way too vague.

Also, was anyone else dissapointed they pulled the whole "CLAIRE'S DEAD IS DEEEEEEEEEAD!!!", only to pull "LOL NO HE'S NOT" like 30 seconds later? Jesus, at least wait an episode.

The whole Task Master-Girl storyline also seems the weakest.

This season has a lot of VERY good ideas.... But they're not executed very well.

[ASR]

The only thing that can possibly top Noah "surprisingly" not being dead in terms cheeziness is if Charlie on Lost is still alive when the next season returns.

[Mikero]

What Lunche said.

My favorite new thing this season is Elle. And that really includes plotlines too, unfortunately.

The only thing that can possibly top Noah "surprisingly" not being dead in terms cheeziness is if Charlie on Lost is still alive when the next season returns.

He totally is.


I hope.

[Abominator]

Smelle.

[Mikero]

She's hot...

[Abominator]

She's pointless.  It all is.

I just don't get how Hiro can't fix absolutely everything with his power.

[Mikero]

She's definitely pointless, but cute.

And yeah, I feel the same about Hiro.

[Lunchebox]

I love Elle. She's cute, sadistic, and psychopathic.

And needs a bigger role.

[Mikero]

She's definitely the Harley Quinn of my imaginary mormon wives from a television drama series.

[Lunchebox]

<3 Cute psychos!

[ASR]

I like Elle a lot, but I have a feeling her role is just going to slowly fade away.

Lost Hijack: Yeah, they put me in a predicament. I want Charlie to return, but I also don't want the show to pull such a cheap move. I do enjoy a show when characters die and STAY dead, but I don't enjoy a show that removes my favorite character.

[Lunchebox]

After the whole "LOL YOUR DAD USED YOU AND STOLE YOUR INNOCENCE" thing?

Nah, I have a feeling they won't pass up that little piece of drama.

[ASR]

Bleh, I was freaking out back in the first season when Charlie almost died. One of the most emotional moments I've had watching TV, no lie.

[Mikero]

Developing Elle on that whole being used by her dad thing... It won't last. She can't become good, it just wouldn't work unless there's some hardcore character development and there just isn't time for that with so many characters, unless it takes 2 full seasons without a block on writers.

I like Elle a lot, but I have a feeling her role is just going to slowly fade away.

Lost Hijack: Yeah, they put me in a predicament. I want Charlie to return, but I also don't want the show to pull such a cheap move. I do enjoy a show when characters die and STAY dead, but I don't enjoy a show that removes my favorite character.

Exactly. On both accounts.

[Lunchebox]

Oh, and Sylar is really underplayed. I'm glad he killed that Latina girl's brother.

It was getting BORING "NOOOOO MY POWERS KILL" "LET ME HELP MY DEAR SISTER".

If it was more incestuous, it'd have been almost half-way interesting.

[Mikero]

I've hated the spanish dorks and Sylar all season. Boring and lame and incredibly pointless. All the story with them this season if collected, is more pointless than an episode of "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" minus the funny.

[Johncarllos]

"CLAIRE'S DEAD IS DEEEEEEEEEAD!!!", only to pull "LOL NO HE'S NOT" like 30 seconds later? Jesus, at least wait an episode.

DEAD IS DEAD, NOT A DAD.

Maya y Alejandro suck.
I liked the whole "HA I'M RAPING YOUR GAL MOHINDER!" And he's just sitting there like "FUUUUUDGE what should I do?! Save a hot chick or save my baby to gay parents?! Oh right, I'm gay, to the radar baby!"

[Lunchebox]

Tila Tequila is such a vapid bitch. Who watches that? I mean... She's so DUMB. And I've seen her fake tits, and they are the fakest tits this side of titsville.

And to be honest, everyone else in the show, trying to win her love, seem to be a few bricks short of proper mental structure, if you know what I mean.

But yeah, I'll be glad when Sylar gets back to killing and stealing.

Posted on:  2 December 2007, 23:58:20

"CLAIRE'S DEAD IS DEEEEEEEEEAD!!!", only to pull "LOL NO HE'S NOT" like 30 seconds later? Jesus, at least wait an episode.

DEAD IS DEAD, NOT A DAD.

Maya y Alejandro suck.
I liked the whole "HA I'M RAPING YOUR GAL MOHINDER!" And he's just sitting there like "FUUUUUDGE what should I do?! Save a hot chick or save my baby to gay parents?! Oh right, I'm gay, to the radar baby!"

... What?

Oh rightm I forgot Sylar actually DID something last episode.

[Mikero]

Tila Tequila is such a vapid bitch. Who watches that? I mean... She's so DUMB. And I've seen her fake tits, and they are the fakest tits this side of titsville.

And to be honest, everyone else in the show, trying to win her love, seem to be a few bricks short of proper mental structure, if you know what I mean.

I know that show is so hilarious.

[ASR]

I've heard of it, but don't know anything about it or her.

[Lunchebox]

Basically she used myspace to set in motion a careeer of having naked pictures of herself online, and making guys who like to see moronic asian girls, who'd normally be flat, with huge fake looking implants, and teeny tiny nipples.

Before that she was anbother Myspace whore with risque photos of herself.

[ASR]

Great, now they other Myspace whores with risque photos of themselves are going to think they have a chance at hitting it big.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I'm not going to read anything in this topic because I haven't watched any of the new season yet, >.>

So the last episode is comming up soon?

[ASR]

No. The last episode before the break.

[Dr.]

Uhh, It's tomorrow. And it looks pretty action packed.

[ASR]

It should be, seeing as they're choosing it as the closer before the break. It was last year, too. It ended the whole "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World" storyline.

[Mikero]

Great, now they other Myspace whores with risque photos of themselves are going to think they have a chance at hitting it big.

Worse; They do have a chance at hitting it big. Even the ugly ones (90%).


...


Save Elle, save America's erections.


Shut the ##### up you know it's true.

[ASR]

In some odd, twisted way, yes.

[Lunchebox]

Save Elle, save America's erections.

Seconded.

[Majikn]

My favorite new thing this season is Elle.

Never really cared for Elle, but that doesn't surprise me. I'm a huge fan of Noah for some reason.

[Lunchebox]

My favorite new thing this season is Elle.

Never really cared for Elle, but that doesn't surprise me. I'm a huge fan of Noah for some reason.

Right, because you're a flaming homosexual. We know, it's okay. Okay for you to be gay.

[Majikn]

Yeah, coo'. Except you wouldn't be attracted to Elle if she was an old woman with horn-rimmed glasses.

[Lunchebox]

I'd like the character, if she basically had the same personality, but not if she was an old woman with horned rimmed glasses.

But she's a hot young thing, so I am attracted.

Again, it's cool if you're attracted to the older man with the horn rimmed glasses, that's just what you prefer.

[Majikn]

I don't really care for either of them, appearance-wise, but I'm glad you're so accepting.

[Dr.]

You not once denied you were gay. I respect that.












Queer.

[Majikn]

im not hommo-sueaxl ok srsly!!!!!!!!!1

... Why does "sexual" anagram to "sue Axl"?

[ASR]

Don't change the subject, queer.

[Dr.]

I love you, ASR.

[Majikn]

Don't change the subject, queer.

I was waiting for that one, you predictable slut.

[Edgecrusher]

Would Noah have actually stayed dead, I would have abandoned the show. He's the only character that holds my interest.

[Mikero]

...

...

... Wow. I just realized that he's really the only one holding my interest right now. Parkman and Molly were for a while, but not now.

But she's a hot young thing, so I am attracted.

That and her personality is cool, but her story is Ashy Larry dry.

Why does this #####ing show stop ON my last week of class instead of well before or well after? #####ing republicans.

[ASR]

They want to start it early, but they need to end it just on time with the rest of every major prime-time series towards the end of May Sweeps.

Blame May. There are tons of people with that name. Hit them.

[Edgecrusher]

Elle was better as Mary Lane in Reefer Madness.

[Mikero]

They want to start it early, but they need to end it just on time with the rest of every major prime-time series towards the end of May Sweeps.

Blame May. There are tons of people with that name. Hit them.

Yeah I know, I was being rhetorical. Snootch.