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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #4 on: 15 January 2008, 03:41:17 » |
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Here's one my 1st period teacher told me.
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This American tourist takes a trip to Spain, and wishes to dine in one of their restraunts. As he walks into one, he sees someone devouring their meal with a pair of huge meatballs on the plate. His mouth waters and he calls over a waiter. He's poor at Spanish, so all he could manage to say was "Hey, waiter, uh... por favor, I want those huge meatballs."
"Ah, I'm sorry sir. We're all fresh out today, those were the last. Would you mind coming in a different day?", the waiter replies.
The tourist agrees and leaves for the day.
The next day, he arrives back at the restaraunt, and calls over the same waiter.
"Hey waiter, remember me? I want those meatballs."
"Ah! Yes! Yes! We have some for you! We'll make some up for you this minute!"
The man is seated happily and awaits his food. Moments later, the waiter comes out of the kitchen and places on the tourist's table a plate with two dinky puny meatballs. The tourist throws a tantrum and tosses the plate.
"WHAT IS THIS!? Just because I'm American you think it's funny you give me these two tiny meatballs!?"
The waiter quickly appologizes, and replies:
[spoiler]"Oh, I'm so sorry sir. You see... the bull... he does not always lose..."[/spoiler]
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #18 on: 15 January 2008, 21:43:21 » |
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Oh, I see the idea. Unless we're all just really missing the punchline here.
No, don't worry, it's just a test run by crazy people who like to make people fake laugh. Anyway, the original joke goes like this: One day, two elephants were taking a bath. One of the elephants asks the other elephant to pass the soap. The other elephant replies with, [spoiler]"NO SOAP, RADIO!"[/spoiler] Whenever this joke is posted on GameFAQs, half of the users "laugh" and the other users go, "I don't get it." One day this was posted, though... it was quite epic. This guy litterally posted a two page essay on why the joke was funny. It included things like, "The other elephant, perplexed that they can both fit into the bath..." and stuff. That was the REAL punchline of the topic. |
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Voulnet
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« Reply #30 on: 15 January 2008, 23:15:42 » |
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says:
[spoiler]"That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"[/spoiler]
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Make mistakes. It's fun.
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ASR
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« Reply #38 on: 16 January 2008, 01:07:01 » |
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Hehe, nice.
Jim was excited to take Sally to the prom. He showed up promptly at 8:00, and Sally's father opened the front door to greet him.
"Sally will be down shortly, she's just finishing up."
"Okay, sir."
"Just come on in and sit down, then."
"Yes, sir."
"Now, Jimmy-boy, you know what you should do with Sally tonight? She really likes to, oh, what do you call it? She likes to screw. You two should screw."
Jim was taken aback by this. He sat nervously and twiddled his fingers.
"Sally really does love to screw, Jimmy-boy. She screws every day, almost. Well, she would if she could. Every chance she gets, my little old Sally is screwing."
Jim couldn't take it anymore. He felt incredibly awkward and uncomfortable.
Just then, Sally walked down the steps and caught a glimpse of Jim's face. It was so pale and frozen in nervous fear.
She immediately put two and two together and gave her father a stern look.
She said,
[spoiler]"Dad, for the last time, it's called the TWIST!"[/spoiler]
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