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NovaMan XP
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« Reply #150 on: 29 February 2008, 02:05:23 »
Mikero, that was great.
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Mikero
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« Reply #151 on: 29 February 2008, 02:06:09 »
I'll post the follow up later.
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« Reply #152 on: 29 February 2008, 02:13:34 »
: Mikero  29 February 2008, 01:58:21

[joke]


I know a naughtier version of this joke, that I can't post here.
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Mikero
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« Reply #153 on: 29 February 2008, 02:29:08 »
Me too.

Anyway, follow-up;

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

[spoiler]The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited[/spoiler]
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« Reply #154 on: 29 February 2008, 02:42:23 »
Zing!
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #155 on: 29 February 2008, 02:48:34 »
Those are freakin' great.
I intend to share them with all my friends.
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« Reply #156 on: 29 February 2008, 03:10:03 »
For a graduation present, a family gets a girl a ticket to New York in America. While there she loses track of her money and couldn't afford to get back home, so she decides to stow away on a boat. The captain finds her and after much begging and pleading, she works a deals with him. a few days later a crewman finds her and she tells him her story. He then ask her what her deal with the captain was. She tells that the captain will take her home if she screws him . The crewman laugh and says.....
[spoiler]No he's been screwing you, this is a ferry to Long Island[/spoiler]
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« Reply #157 on: 29 February 2008, 11:50:54 »
I liked Mike's jokes.
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« Reply #158 on: 1 March 2008, 14:17:07 »
Alright...

A guy walks into the doctors office and and is with his doctor. The doctor says "Sir, you must stop masturbating."

The man asks why and the doctor says...

[spoiler]"Because I'm trying to examine you."[/spoiler]
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It's a bird!

It's a plane!

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« Reply #159 on: 27 March 2008, 13:12:19 »
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« Reply #160 on: 27 March 2008, 16:38:02 »
I lol'd hard.
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LOL BANDWAGON
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« Reply #161 on: 2 April 2008, 02:37:02 »
I only smiled at "A cat is fine too."
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Mikero
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« Reply #162 on: 2 April 2008, 17:30:10 »
Yeah. "Get back here" was OK too I guess.
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« Reply #163 on: 1 May 2008, 19:09:32 »
It's clever, not exactly funny though.
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LOL BANDWAGON
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« Reply #164 on: 2 May 2008, 04:51:51 »
The second half doesn't make sense.
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« Reply #165 on: 2 May 2008, 15:56:24 »
: kingtrickster   1 May 2008, 19:16:25
I didn't mean to spell "funny" like> "fuinny".. Shoulda spell checked.
The edit button is there for something...
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Mikero
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« Reply #166 on: 23 July 2008, 00:23:29 »
... ha.

::)
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« Reply #167 on: 23 July 2008, 01:07:06 »
It's like an even lamer version of
Wanna' hear a dirty joke?
Billy played in the mud.
Wanna' hear a clean joke?
Billy took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna' hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door.
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Yubi Shines
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« Reply #168 on: 23 July 2008, 04:25:58 »
Why being into cats is essentially the same as being into psychotic tweakers.
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« Reply #169 on: 23 July 2008, 04:34:54 »
I rather enjoyed that.
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« Reply #170 on: 23 July 2008, 14:58:00 »
Some cats aren't quite like that, but they have to be fat and lethargic and de-clawed (and maybe almost dead). But there's this one cat I know...
... not only is it like that, it tries to go for your tendons and privates with its razor sharp death claws. Sneaks about like it's hunting you and everything.

So right, since this is a comedy thread, let's all watch an episode of "You Bet Your Life".
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« Reply #171 on: 24 July 2008, 05:49:48 »
My cat's like that, but without attacking the weak points. She also likes to kill our TV speakers with her claws.

And now, she has four little ones: Two adorable, chillaxed love machines-in-training, one adorable-but-loud police siren-in-training, and one adorable jerkface tom cat-in-training (he's the ginger one).
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That's nice, dear.
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