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Johncarllos
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« on: 16 January 2008, 01:36:46 »
I'm trying to master the ultimate drinking skill, not JUST chugging, but drinking without swallowing.

To put it better, I want to be able to take a can of soda and pour it directly down my throat, non stop.

Does anybody have any tips on how to do this? I'm trying to break the swallowing reflex, because I can open the throat, it's just as soon as liquid gets in there my body automatically swallows and breaks the flow of liquid.

I know this is a weird topic, but if I can master it I'll make a video showing off my new skill.
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« Reply #1 on: 16 January 2008, 01:37:34 »
You have the strangest aspirations in life.
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Mikero
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« Reply #2 on: 16 January 2008, 01:41:36 »
You can just-and this sounds so gay-keep swallowing repeatedly. That's how most people chug..
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« Reply #3 on: 16 January 2008, 01:42:56 »
: Johncarllos  16 January 2008, 01:36:46
I'm trying to master the ultimate drinking skill, not JUST chugging, but drinking without swallowing.

To put it better, I want to be able to take a can of soda and pour it directly down my throat, non stop.

Does anybody have any tips on how to do this? I'm trying to break the swallowing reflex, because I can open the throat, it's just as soon as liquid gets in there my body automatically swallows and breaks the flow of liquid.

I know this is a weird topic, but if I can master it I'll make a video showing off my new skill.

That sounds like a good way to choke.  Or aspirate, or drown, or whatever you call it when you inhale liquid into your lungs.
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« Reply #4 on: 16 January 2008, 01:43:31 »
I can chug a mean glass of milk.
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« Reply #5 on: 16 January 2008, 01:44:34 »
I was getting some serious homosexual overtones when reading the first post, by the way.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #6 on: 16 January 2008, 01:49:39 »
I just want to drink fast is all...

Mike, I know most people swallow while they drink fast, but I really want to add another talent to my list.
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« Reply #7 on: 16 January 2008, 01:56:37 »
Have fun dying, broseph.
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« Reply #8 on: 16 January 2008, 02:03:44 »
: Xero  16 January 2008, 01:43:31
I can chug a mean glass of milk.

As we all know, milk is by far the most badass drink in the universe.

Well, maybe if you're those guys from Alien Nation or something.
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« Reply #9 on: 16 January 2008, 02:05:37 »
Word of caution: When you master the skill of opening your throat, be aware of extremes in liquid temperature.
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« Reply #10 on: 16 January 2008, 02:05:45 »
So far I figure I've drank about 2 liters tonight.
I'm so full and I'm not even close to getting it right.
*sigh*
I will not quit though.
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« Reply #11 on: 16 January 2008, 02:19:15 »
: Johncarllos  16 January 2008, 01:49:39
I just want to drink fast is all...

Mike, I know most people swallow while they drink fast, but I really want to add another talent to my list.

You mean over-coming your gag reflex?

I can see how this wouldd come in handy for you, given your line of work.
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« Reply #12 on: 16 January 2008, 02:20:59 »
: Johncarllos  16 January 2008, 02:05:45
So far I figure I've drank about 2 liters tonight.
I'm so full and I'm not even close to getting it right.
*sigh*
I will not quit though.

Ah, to be in high school with so much free time.
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« Reply #13 on: 16 January 2008, 02:34:25 »
: Lunchebox  16 January 2008, 02:19:15
: Johncarllos  16 January 2008, 01:49:39
I just want to drink fast is all...

Mike, I know most people swallow while they drink fast, but I really want to add another talent to my list.

You mean over-coming your gag reflex?

I can see how this wouldd come in handy for you, given your line of work.

:(
Wrong though.
Not the gag reflex, it's nothing like gagging, my body forces it down and not up.
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« Reply #14 on: 16 January 2008, 02:40:10 »
This is a horrible conversation.
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« Reply #15 on: 16 January 2008, 02:42:29 »
I rather enjoy seeing JC make a fool of himself.
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« Reply #16 on: 16 January 2008, 02:50:07 »
:'(
I had a feeling this topic was going to fail.
Ah well...


My pee is SO clear right now.
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« Reply #17 on: 16 January 2008, 02:52:36 »
Uh... I'm pretty good with milk. I chugged an old fashioned, glass bottle of milk once.
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« Reply #18 on: 16 January 2008, 03:06:49 »
My eyebrow was raised throughout this entire topic, until I read this.

: Johncarllos  16 January 2008, 02:50:07
My pee is SO clear right now.

-_-;
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« Reply #19 on: 16 January 2008, 03:12:35 »
: Johncarllos  16 January 2008, 02:50:07
My pee is SO clear right now.

You don't even need to flush now.

NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW
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« Reply #20 on: 16 January 2008, 03:21:16 »
: Johncarllos  16 January 2008, 01:36:46
To put it better, I want to be able to take a can of soda and pour it directly down my throat, non stop.

I can do it with a can of RedBull. I hate RedBull though, but we had a drinking competition before where you  have to drink as fast as you can then run as fast as you can to reach the finish line before anyone else.
I won, and I did it by pouring the whole can down my throat nonstop. Too bad I don't know how I did it, I just poured in the liquid in.

Practice makes perfect.
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« Reply #21 on: 16 January 2008, 03:27:28 »
I'm not your friend anymore, John.
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« Reply #22 on: 16 January 2008, 05:20:51 »
I'm gonna have to rule 34 John's chugging career.
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #23 on: 16 January 2008, 05:28:37 »
I can do it... I can chug anything if I wanted to... >_>

I'm serious... I know how to make drinks go down my throat without swallowing... I like, know how to open my throat up. <_<;;;;
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« Reply #24 on: 16 January 2008, 05:53:51 »
lol HEY GUYS
I can turn off my sense of smell

Anyway you don't have to close your mouth to hold your breath, so if you can do that, the rest seems straightforward...

*tries it*

...

Okay, my first mistake was doing it with pop...

Ow.
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« Reply #25 on: 16 January 2008, 19:01:32 »
I can only chug orange Lucozade.
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« Reply #26 on: 16 January 2008, 19:04:35 »
I've become adept at chugging antifreeze.
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« Reply #27 on: 16 January 2008, 19:07:25 »
...and then #####ting blood, I imagine.
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« Reply #28 on: 16 January 2008, 19:14:44 »
You have a perverted imagination, friend.
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« Reply #29 on: 16 January 2008, 23:52:28 »
: Vinchenz Rock  16 January 2008, 05:28:37
I can do it... I can chug anything if I wanted to... >_>

I'm serious... I know how to make drinks go down my throat without swallowing... I like, know how to open my throat up. <_<;;;;

Any tips?
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« Reply #30 on: 16 January 2008, 23:58:52 »
Open your mouth, fully, and allow air to go out in very small portions as you pour the drink down.
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« Reply #31 on: 17 January 2008, 00:02:35 »
I can chug your mom.
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« Reply #32 on: 17 January 2008, 00:04:52 »
I think you ran outta things to say.
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« Reply #33 on: 17 January 2008, 00:06:49 »
I think your mom ran out of things to say!
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« Reply #34 on: 17 January 2008, 00:08:15 »
She'll probably let him lose his ego, if any. None of you dolts can surpass my dad.
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« Reply #35 on: 17 January 2008, 00:09:06 »
Voulnet's Dad is the ultimate EdgeMaster.
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Mikero
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« Reply #36 on: 17 January 2008, 00:09:52 »
My dad can beat up your dad!
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« Reply #37 on: 17 January 2008, 00:11:09 »
Not really. Your dad can't beat a gay kitten.
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« Reply #38 on: 17 January 2008, 00:12:42 »
A) There's no such thing as gay.
B) Your dad is a kitten with a saggy vagina.
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« Reply #39 on: 17 January 2008, 00:13:48 »
That's the dumbest insult ever.
Amazing how you can reach new depths.
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« Reply #40 on: 17 January 2008, 00:14:50 »
Translation: "I can't think of a comeback :( :( :("

Your dad has beef curtains, the end.

And do you actually think I was trying to insult you? Yeesh.
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« Reply #41 on: 17 January 2008, 00:15:55 »
Don't worry, I know about those... watchamacallit.. Jokes.
I use them sometimes.
And do you actually think I was serious? Yeesh.
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« Reply #42 on: 17 January 2008, 00:51:32 »
: Johncarllos  16 January 2008, 02:34:25
: Lunchebox  16 January 2008, 02:19:15
: Johncarllos  16 January 2008, 01:49:39
I just want to drink fast is all...

Mike, I know most people swallow while they drink fast, but I really want to add another talent to my list.

You mean over-coming your gag reflex?

I can see how this wouldd come in handy for you, given your line of work.

:(
Wrong though.
Not the gag reflex, it's nothing like gagging, my body forces it down and not up.


I can see how this would come in handy for you, given your line of work.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #43 on: 17 January 2008, 03:12:58 »
Mikero, Voulnet, stop being babies.
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« Reply #44 on: 17 January 2008, 03:18:54 »
: Mikero  17 January 2008, 00:12:42
A) There's no such thing as gay.

Wait, what?
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #45 on: 17 January 2008, 03:28:39 »
You haven't heard!?
Gay is no longer an emotion.
Joy has been Killed.
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« Reply #46 on: 17 January 2008, 03:29:38 »
Buh? Did someone mention me?
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« Reply #47 on: 17 January 2008, 03:31:52 »
No, I think Mike was actually making a joke about Iran, where they say homosexuality doesn't exist.
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« Reply #48 on: 17 January 2008, 03:34:35 »
IF I CAN'T SEE IT IT'S NOT THERE! IF I CAN'T SEE IT IT'S NOT THERE!
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« Reply #49 on: 17 January 2008, 03:36:18 »
Look inside yourself, you'll find plenty of gayness there.
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