Is anybody here good at chugging?

[Snare]

Man alive! He's right!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

You'll have to do better than that, I've done gayer drawings than that.

[Snare]

I'm revoking your drawing license.

[ChaosVortex]

Fact: Sano used to draw #####es.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Any tips?

I dunno, I actually developed this ability since I was little... I was tired one day from a hard day of gym and I wanted to drink as much cool water from the water fountain without gasping for air. And then it developed from there...

I'd show a video... but that would be pretty embarrassing. <_<

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Fact: Sano used to draw #####es.

Used to?
You mean Space #####?
I still draw that kind of stuff. Yeah, like today I drew Space ##### wrestling with Abe Takakazu, I'd show you guys, but it was on the back of an English test.

[ChaosVortex]

I stand corrected.

[AlexThePenguin]

>_>;;

This sounds akin to mastering the gag reflex.

I can chug, but I end up gagging after a couple litres.

[Mikero]

Mikero, Voulnet, stop being babies.

What the hell are you crying about now? Oh here it is;

No, I think Mike was actually making a joke about Iran, where they say homosexuality doesn't exist.

Yeah, no I wasn't. Just because Voul is from Kuwait doesn't mean every joke I make has to do with that. He's my friend, not my "Kuwaiti friend". I just said it doesn't exist as a joke that had nothing to do with anything, I do that all the time when someone will say like "Oh I blah blah blah <something>" and I will respond "Oh you fool, <somethings> don't exist. They're myths, just like leprechauns, unicorns, and native Americans."

Ass u me less often.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

...You know you want my ass.

[Mikero]

Your ass and the rest of your body should be in an oddities museum.

Anyway John, just take chugging advice out of Super Troopers with the maple syrup scene;

Ramathorn: "See you're doing it all wrong, you gotta open your throat, relax your jaw..."
Mack: "And don't forget to cup the balls."

[Voulnet]

Screw Iran, we have nothing to do with them, except for their illegal immigrants escaping from that hell hole.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Wow, it's just like Texas and Mexico.

[Voulnet]

Texas? Sorry, hun, but there is no place like Kuwait.
And I'll take Mexico over Iran anyday.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

'Kay, try living next to Mexico for awhile and then saying that again.

[Voulnet]

Try living next to Iran, even with the whole gulf between the two countries.
On top of all the ##### that comes from Iran, Iran is hungry for power.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Well, Mexico is hungry for American jobs.

[Voulnet]

All non-Kuwaitis are hungry for Kuwaiti jobs in Kuwait. At least Mexicans never attacked your oil tankers or even set bombs in your country.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Uh... Yeah they have. Get your facts right.

[Voulnet]

Yeah, it just happens that I don't need to know about what happens between US and Mexico. However, the situation is different here. Iran is a threat to the whole area. A real threat as opposed to the unreal threat of Mexico to the whole big and strong USA. See my point? They have more power, and they're dirty and power hungry, as well as intruders and peace disturbers. I don't see how this compares to US, or even Texas vs Mexico.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

'Kay, let's just drop this.

[ASR]

Sano, stop comparing actual power-struggles with crappy job-stealing controversies that don't even directly affect you.

[Mikero]

Mexico-U.S.A: An issue.

Iran-Kuwait: A war.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

True, but who's trying to help end that war and wasting millions of thousands of dollars while doing so?

[Mikero]

Kuwait.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

But who else? Ya know, the guys who really should have just stayed out of it in the first place?

[Mikero]

It you call that help, then yeah I guess the U.S. is around too. While we're FINISHING the job in Afghanistan.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I think they deserve some credit for at least trying. Even though the whole world hates the US now. Bush has really #####ed up America's reputation just trying to finish what daddy started.

[Mikero]

Now? The whole world hated the U.S. long before now, you were just somehow not aware. That 'somehow' is my sarcastic way of mentioning the States' horrible global consciousness.

I give the SOLDIERS credit for trying and for risking their lives and for believing in something and for wanting to help but their bosses don't deserve jack.

[preventerWIND]

Guys, isn't this getting a bit political?

[ASR]

It's times like these where I'm ashamed that I sang "Proud to be an American" in front of my school in 6th grade.

[Mikero]

Guys, isn't this getting a bit political?

Yeah I noticed that and decided to be done with the last post.

[ASR]

We're all rebels here! We tread the dangerous grounds! Yeaaaah!

[preventerWIND]

That reminds me of something JC said, I think it was "only prisoners break the law" or something like that. Then I said something, wasn't really weird, and JC thought I said I get #####ed in the ass, or something...

I had pizza that night..
*ahem*

so.. hows the weather?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Cold, cloudy, and rainy... Like my soul.

[preventerWIND]

EMO!

[Mikero]

I'm having pizza now, so there!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I had pizza today, it was hot and cheesy... Like my soul.

[Mikero]

AIRHEAD!

[Voulnet]

Mexico-U.S.A: An issue.

Iran-Kuwait: A war.

No no no, you're getting it wrong. Just for the record, and not to start a political debate, but there is no current war between Kuwait and Iran. However, they always threaten the whole area, Kuwait included, sending spies and trying to cause mischief in our countries as well as trying to alienate all shiite people to their own control.

The oil tankers and bombs situations happened in the 80s, during the time of the Iraq vs Iran war. Basically Kuwait was helping Iraq(before Saddam showed his true face), and Iran (and their loyal spies/fanatics inside Kuwait) didn't like it.

Currently, the situation is peaceful at the political front, but in reality it's still the same, now with their nuclear plans and what not. It occurred more than once that Iran threatened to fill the Arabian gulf with blood and fire.
They must lose their power.
 /end of political post

[Mikero]

I know it's not a war, I was just trying to outline how vastly different the two situations are.

[Jakey]

So, is anybody here good at chugging?

[Johncarllos]

I'm getting better, I can get half of a 24oz bottle with out swallowing before I drown.

[ChaosVortex]

I'm good at chugging a shot glass of grape juice.