Matricians! FIGHT! -A random impulse Comic Jam!-

[ASR]

Snare looks like an Oz character. Me likey the comic, though.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

He wants they Jeter and Jake?
Or am I thinking voudrais or veux...

[Lunchebox]

He said he's going to throw Jake at Wind.

Also, you better not grow anymore arms like last time.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Last time it wasn't really clear that arms were severed.
Anyway, do you actually know French, or did you take the easy way out and use Google Translator? 'Cause my French is a little rusty, but I'm pretty sure you have the sentence out of order and didn't use the right form of vais unless, vais is an irregular verb.
Hopefully Snare will clear it up, he's from Quebec or in an area near Quebec. For those who don't know they speak French in Quebec.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Snare lives like, in the middle of Ontario, not near Quebec.

[Mikero]

I'm probably far closer to Quebec than Snare is.

[Johncarllos]

I'm probably closer to Queben than most people here.
I border it.
In MAINE.

[preventerWIND]

Where does Snare live? I should surprise him.

[Lunchebox]

Last time it wasn't really clear that arms were severed.
Anyway, do you actually know French, or did you take the easy way out and use Google Translator? 'Cause my French is a little rusty, but I'm pretty sure you have the sentence out of order and didn't use the right form of vais unless, vais is an irregular verb.
Hopefully Snare will clear it up, he's from Quebec or in an area near Quebec. For those who don't know they speak French in Quebec.

Google translator, of course. And how much more clear than your arm falling off could it be that you were.... "Disarmed".

DO HO HO HO HO!

Snare lives like, in the middle of Ontario, not near Quebec.

Yeah, but he speaks French.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Well, he said something about being raised in a French speaking part of Canada. I don't keep track of you where you guys live. 'Cept Jake, and only because he lives in the same town as my dead grandmother.

[Majikn]

Your dead grandmother lives?

[ASR]

In the same town as Jake, no less!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Yeah, Jake better be aware of the zombies.

[Mikero]

I'm probably closer to Queben than most people here.
I border it.
In MAINE.

I border it here, so there. And it's Quebec not Queben you cochon.

Also, I've been to Maine. Pass. (But it's MUCH better than Vermont).

[Johncarllos]

Maine can be okay, but there's nothing special here.

Where in Maine did you go to?

[Snare]

Vinchez is right, I live in Sudbury. Which is like almost in the center of Ontario, still part of Northern Ontario.

One of our main attractions is the biggest smokestack in this part of the world. Basically, the skyline looks like someone took a large cloudy poo on it. :[

Although Sano does get some points, most of my family is Quebecois, hon hon hon.

And haha, Lunche said "I will throw you at Jake" I SHOULD'VE SAID "Je vais te lancer Jake (Jacques?)"

...Mais voyons donc, cette phrase ne se traduisse pas trop bon en Francais, je m'excuse. 

[Mikero]

Another big attraction is that giant hole you guys have.

I don't remember where in Maine I went, we were just passing through heading to the Maritimes.

[preventerWIND]

I live in Toronto.. : \

[Mikero]

Gross.

[preventerWIND]

Well, I live in the GTA so.. I'm not directly in the city, a little place called Brampton. It's pretty... um.. pretty... It's too average for my taste, I'd rather be in the downtown center of Toronto, walking through smoggy streets and loads of crack heads. AHH! It's where I was born!

Besides, Ottawa aint all that.. psshh...

[ASR]

You live in the GTA? Liberty City or San Andreas?

[Snare]

I was born in a town called South Porcupine.

[Mikero]

Ewwwwww Brampton Ontario?!
 I'm just kidding, I've never been. And I've only been to T.O. a few times and Niagra a couple anyway. Actually, I'd love to go to MTV Live next time I got to Toronto...

Anyway all you GTA kids think Toronto is so hot when it's really not. It's just like people from Vancouver who think Vancouver is like the best place ever... And you know nothing of Ottawa! But it's not that hot either.

[ASR]

I hate places called South ____, North ____, East _____, or West ______.
I live in West Bloomfield.

There is no East Bloomfield.

THERE IS NO EAST BLOOMFIELD.

[Mikero]

I like North Carolina...

[Snare]

No North Porcupine either. We should make one. D:<

[Vinchenz Rock]

I live in Sudbury.

Oh wow, you're actually pretty close to me.

I think our Hockey teams rival each other in tournaments.

a little place called Brampton.

My sister lives in Brampton.

Also, I'm hopeing to be in Ottawa this time next year.

[preventerWIND]

Actually Mike, I've been to Ottawa, it's not amazing from what I've seen, but then again, I was only there for 3 days with my school

Although downtown Ottawa and Parliament were beuatiful.

[Mikero]

Well if you're not downtown then you're in a residential area, really. That's like any city.

But going anywhere with school is a poor way to see anything.

[ASR]

Unless it's the SCHOOL OF ROCKKKK

[preventerWIND]

Yeah, they only gave us 1 hour to ourselves to walk around a small neighborhood and get some food.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

...Mais voyons donc, cette phrase ne traduisse pas trop bon en Francais, je m'excuse. 

But work 'something', on sentences or don't 'something' good in French, excuse me?
Did I do good Snare?

[Snare]

That's a very crude translation.

Here is what I was saying in English (not a direct translation! NEVER DIRECTLY TRANSLATE)

But anyway, it's not like that sentence translates all too well in French. I'm sorry. :[

[Mikero]

That 'translation' thing was not even close.

Unless it's the SCHOOL OF ROCKKKK

No, you're not hardcore.


... Unless you live hardcore.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

That's a very crude translation.

Here is what I was saying in English (not a direct translation! NEVER DIRECTLY TRANSLATE)

But anyway, it's not like that sentence translates all to well in French. I'm sorry. :[

I'll never be good at French! I'm going to be in High School forever!

[ASR]

That 'translation' thing was not even close.

Unless it's the SCHOOL OF ROCKKKK

No, you're not hardcore.


... Unless you live hardcore.

But I'm pretty damn sure the Legend of the Rent was way hardcore.

[Mikero]

Way way hardcore.

[ASR]

God, that was an awesome movie.

[Mikero]

It's good but it's not THAT good.

[ASR]

I actually really really like it. I haven't seen it in a while now, but I definitely remember it being up there.
I decided to rank movies 1-5.
1 = exceptional favorites
2 = damn awesome movies
3= good, enjoyable
4 = bleh, kind of tolerable
5 = crap

School of Rock is a 2.

[Mikero]

I like it but it's been overplayed by both TBS and people I know.

[Lunchebox]

And haha, Lunche said "I will throw you at Jake" I SHOULD'VE SAID "Je vais te lancer Jake (Jacques?)"

I think thatr makes it funnier, since throwing Wind at Jake is very impractical when compared to the opposite.

Therefore it is the new canon.

[preventerWIND]

Thread revival. Let's keep this going.

[Snare]

I love it! 8D

If I get off my caker ass tomorrow, I'll make one.

[ASR]

Snare looks like The Grinch.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

...He does.