===================================== FRIEND APPLICATION FOR ALEC ROBBINS =====================================So you want to be a friend of Alec Robbins? Pssh.It's not as easy as that. In fact, Alec puts his friendsthrough a rigorous mental evaluation that, until now,has never been revealed.Alec is a tired man, and is far too busy to personallyevaluate everyone he meets to see if they are worthyof being his friend.Please fill out the following form and check your scoresto see if you are a compatible friend for the amazinglyfantastic Alec Robbins!====================================01) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?If Green: +10 pointsIf Blue: -10 points02) DO YOU HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT?If Yes: +100 points03) HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED A MEGAMAN GAME?If Yes: +10 points04) DO YOU HAVE BOOBS?If Yes: +10 points and move to Questions 04A and 04BIf No: Skip Questions 04A and 04B04A) HOW BIG ARE THEY?If Small: Please grow bigger boobs for the good of mankindIf Sorta Big: +10 pointsIf Big: +20 pointsIf Huge: +30 points04B) ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?If Male: -20 points. Eat less.If Female: Good, good, good. The bigger the better.If Lopez: Sorry, bro.05) DOES THE NUMBER "42" MEAN ANYTHING SIGNIFICANT TO YOU?If Yes: +20 points06) DOES ROBERT DOWNEY JR. GIVE YOU A BONER/GET YOUR PANTIES WET?If Yes: +10 pointsIf No: -10 points07) DO YOU HAVE THE LYRICS TO ANY 90'S CARTOON THEME SONG MEMORIZED?If Yes: +10 points and move on to Question 07AIf No: Skip Question 07A07A) IS IT POKEMON?If Yes: -10 points08) DID YOU BUY POKEMON RED OR POKEMON BLUE?If Red: +10 pointsIf Blue: -10 pointsIf Neither: -20 points09) ADD 5 POINTS FOR EACH OF THE FOLLOWING MOVIES YOU SAW AND ENJOYED:- Shaun of the Dead- Hot Fuzz- Pulp Fiction- Requiem for a Dream- Clerks10) ADD 5 POINTS FOR EACH OF THE FOLLOWING TV-SHOWS YOU HAVE SEEN AT LEAST 3 EPISODES OF AND ENJOYED:- Spaced- Lost- Arrested Development- The Office (UK Version)- Curb Your Enthusiasm- Dead Like Me- Invader Zim11) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN NAKED IN PUBLIC?If Yes: +10 points12) IF WE HAD FIVE MINUTES LEFT BEFORE THE WORLD WAS UNDOUBTEDLY GOINGTO END, WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?If Yes: +10 points and move on to Question 12A12A) ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?If Male: +10 points. That's loyalty, man.If Female: -10 points. Don't act like you'd ONLY do it if we had a few minutes left to live. Tease.13) IF I WERE TO, SAY, RUN OVER YOU IN A CAR, WOULD YOU STILL BE MY FRIEND?If Yes: +10 points. That's loyalty, man.If No: -10 points. I'm not paying for the hospital bill, traitor.If Lopez: Sorry, bro.14) WHICH CONTROLLER DO YOU USE IN SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL?If Gamecube Controller: +10 points for keepin' it realIf Classic Controller: -10 points for #####in' with the systemIf Wiimote + Nunchuk: -10 points for not going out and getting a Gamecube controllerIf Wiimote sideways: -20 points for being a backwards asshat that doesn't know #####If you don't play Brawl: -20 points for being a dickwad15) DOES YOUR NAME START WITH THE LETTER "Q"?If Yes: That is some badass #####. Mad props. No points, though. Your mom was probably drunk.16) ARE YOUR INITIALS "ASR"?If Yes: -100 points. We can't be in the same room together or the world will implode.17) DO YOUR INITIALS SPELL OUT SOMETHING COOL LIKE "FUK" OR "VAG"?If Yes: +50 points. Best #####ing friends forever.18) ARE YOU ANNOYING AS #####?If Yes: -100 points. Stop being annoying as ##### so people will like you.19) DO YOU LIKE SHIA LEBOUF?If Yes: -20 pointsIf No: +10 points20) DID YOU CHEAT ON THIS TEST TO GET A HIGHER SCORE?If Yes: +10 points. Glad you love me so much.If No: -10 points. ##### you, try harder to be my friend!====================================Add up your score if you want, it's meaningless. I'll be your friend if you just pretend to like me.
So yeah, anybody ever crap green?
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