AyEsArt

[ASR]

My personal favorites are JURASSIC and FRIEND TO THE ANIMALS.

It used to say HUGE ##### where COOL DUDE is, but I swapped them, haha.

And here's a slight modification:

[Slugkid]

Shouldn't it  say  lec Robbins?

[ChaosVortex]

I thi k it's just fi e.

We should all just stop usi g the first letter of our  ames i  our posts for a while.

[Majikn]

 he  en ually in erted the  hi hkabob into her na al orifice.

That'd be hard to pull off.

[Slugkid]

Majikn, what is your name?
My name has an  so it's not really used. Wait, that didn't work out right.
 uck!

[ASR]

The A's are still there, they're just really hard to see.

Shouldn't it  say  lec Robbins?

By that logic, the stylistic A shouldn't be visible, either.

[Johncarllos]

I noticed that the As were still visible in the modded one.

[ASR]

They're visible in the old one, too. Take a look. They're just hard to see, and you probably just now noticed them.

Posted on: 29 March 2009, 03:29:10

##### it, I started the blog:

http://alecrobbins.wordpress.com/

I might actually have fun with this. I'm curious to see if I'll keep it up.

[preventerWIND]

Alec Robbins. Refreshing. Daring. Citrus.

[ASR]

Ahaha, that guy's comment was hilarious.

[Fatso]

It's so deliciously green, I want to eat the site and absorb the green POWERRRRRRR

[ASR]

I spent a really long time trying to design it (and failing), and in the end I ended up using one of the preset themes with some modifications.

I wasn't going to go so bright at first, but I really like it because it brings out the optimism and humor.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Some bitch replied as well.

[preventerWIND]

I hate people who are way too serious. They always seem like they're stuck up, anal butts with no sense of humor and are always angry.

But then I remind myself that I said "anal butts", laugh, and shrug it off.

[ASR]

Some bitch replied as well.

Haha, this is like a hilarious sitcom misunderstanding.

She's one of my close friends. Hence the hearts. They weren't sarcastic hearts, haha. And you just called her a bitch! Oh, the hilarity.

EDIT: I looooove the green. Can't get enough of it.

[Majikn]

She didn't even seem serious at all. Which had me confused because people clearly thought she was.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Some bitch replied as well.

Haha, this is like a hilarious sitcom misunderstanding.

She's one of my close friends. Hence the hearts. They weren't sarcastic hearts, haha. And you just called her a bitch! Oh, the hilarity.

At least I made someone laugh. :/

[ASR]

There's no such thing as a hilarious sitcom misunderstanding.

[NovaMan XP]

Wow, I put in my e-mail address when posting and my avatar came up on it... I guess it uses the same system as something else I registered on.

TITS NAO

[ASR]

Yeah, it said something about how it's connected to your e-mail address and avatars are "global" or something.

NO TITS.

Also, I posted again.

Posted on: 29 March 2009, 21:35:32

NAKED DRAWINGS OF MATRICIANS

NOT AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE

[Mikero]

I can still fully see that "nose".

[Johncarllos]

YOU STOLE MY IDEA!
NO KIDDING.
I WAS SERIOUSLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

And you flatter me.

[preventerWIND]

The Simpsons did it.

[ASR]

What you guys don't know is that Jake's shlong is coming out of his forehead, and Snare's is coming out of his right foot.

[Mikero]

For a bit I thought Snare's was coming out of the red he's got on him, 'cause of.. you know... pollination.

[ASR]

okay actually you got me

all the #####es are snares

[Mikero]

Except John's "nose". I mean Snare says that's his, but he's just saying John's his boo.

[NovaMan XP]

SEE I TOLD YOU I'D CHANGE IT (UNTIL YOU REPLY)

[ASR]

Which is now.

I'm looking at it again and I love how it looks like John just wandered into this horrifying situation.

Randomly naked.

Like maybe he was getting ready to take a shower!

Also his penose is still awesome.

Also, I changed the title of my thread with the intention of not actually drawing anything, but then I'm immediately like "oh god i have to actually draw this" so I did super-quickly and posted it immediately without really thinking. I'm noticing all the funny bits later.

[Johncarllos]

Snare's face is incredible.

[ASR]

Please cover your penose.

ALSO JAKE NIPPLES

Posted on:  1 April 2009, 23:20:28

THIS JUST IN

EXCLUSIVE DIRTY XXX PICS OF JOHN'S PENOSE

please do not ask how i got a hold of these but they really are johns penose

[Johncarllos]

~<3

[ASR]

FILTHY

[preventerWIND]

o hawt

[Mikero]

Ugh. Get a tan.

[AlexThePenguin]

Clean yer boogers.

[Mikero]

And get a tan.

[ASR]

This is the intro video that we played before our 2009 End-of-Year Comedy Show earlier tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VwnarNri88

Heavy-handed Tarantino homage, by the way.

ALSO:

Here's my set from the show last night.

[ChaosVortex]

Dude.

Seriously.

I overdosed too.

Although you probably made that up, I for one, remember vomiting.

But yeah, didn't really laugh at that one (the act).

[preventerWIND]

My little cousin once OD'd on Tum's. What an idiot..

I AM FREAKED THE ##### OUT FOR LIFE.

[ASR]

But yeah, didn't really laugh at that one (the act).

So you didn't laugh because it wasn't funny, or because something similar happened to you? Because I can totally understand if you didn't find it funny (because it's not that funny), but if it's the latter... seriously? Really?

OH AND GUYS WHO DIDN'T WATCH: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FLINTSTONES VITAMINS YOU GUYS

[ChaosVortex]

Maybe because I'm used to the material already, but I try to laugh at jokes I've already heard before as long as they've got a "funny" spark to it.

I just didn't on this act.

But about Flintstone vitamins, I was about eight years old and I was hungry. I thought it'd be a good idea to fill up on vitamins. It'd kill my hunger AND make me healthy. Double win right?

Made me miserable.

[ASR]

Don't worry, you're fine because my act isn't funny.

But yeah, I made up the Flintstones story.

Posted on: 17 April 2009, 13:09:07

Okay, so I'm starting, well, a webcomic with a frienemy of mine. I actually don't like him too much, but I secretly do like him because we have a similar sense of humor and taste in movies/television.

SOOOO, on that criteria, we decided to team up and make comics.

They're called A Rope Of Sand. Extremely obscure, pop-culture-oriented stuff. Some things from video games, some things from movies, some things from TV-shows. You won't always get the joke.

We're launching it in a little bit. It'll be updated Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. We're waiting until we have somewhere around 15-20 strips before we start putting them online.

But, JUST FOR YOU GUYS... here's three preview strips of what's to come:







Let me know what you think. John and Wind have seen all of them, or most of them, but yeah. I'm just using them as sounding boards along with a few friends. John personally picked the three to show you. I wanted to show a hilarious Spongebob one but JOHN SAID IT'S INNAPPROPRIATE OR SOMETHING.

[Mikero]

I got them all, obviously, and they aren't bad. The best was Layton and the weakest was Animal Crossing. It'd probably be better if you didn't have titles like "Prefessor Layton & Curious Cancer". It doesn't really give away the punchline but I think it would just help to go in more fresh, like how the titles in PBF comics relate but don't tell you anything at all.

[Slugkid]

Why do two of these have the other guy's name first, and the middle one has your name first?

[Johncarllos]

Whoever wrote the strip has their name first.

[Chron]

That explains the wide gap in art style I seem to detect.
The middle one just seems out of place.

[Majikn]

Haha, how do you notice that? The names, I mean.

Kwaselow, that guy who thought the no pants joke was too long when it was acknowledged once and shown pretty much only as you were entering and leaving the dorm room?

I DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER

[ASR]

I got them all, obviously, and they aren't bad. The best was Layton and the weakest was Animal Crossing. It'd probably be better if you didn't have titles like "Prefessor Layton & Curious Cancer". It doesn't really give away the punchline but I think it would just help to go in more fresh, like how the titles in PBF comics relate but don't tell you anything at all.

We considered not using titles, and I kind of don't want to, but I also kind of do. There are actually two other Professor Layton comics and they all have titles like "Professor Layton & The Curious ______." We plan on doing more of those, as well. I know exactly what you mean and I kind of agree with you.

Whoever wrote the strip has their name first.

This is true, and he knows it because I told him, in case anyone was wondering.

That explains the wide gap in art style I seem to detect.
The middle one just seems out of place.

I draw ALL of them. No matter who wrote it. That's just a horrible drawing of Jack, and I'll probably go back and fix it.

I DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER

Kwaselow is... he's basically just a rival. The Gary Oak to my Ash Ketchum, if you will. I haven't actually seen him in a long time, but we talk online enough. I've known him since pre-school, but we've never really been friends or anything. We have similar interests and good senses of humor, so we put aside our differences to team up on this. It's actually been fun.

But yeah, he's a dumb stupidhead and screw him. Though he's the only one who gave me useful and honest criticism on Roomhates. I still think anyone who honestly enjoyed Roomhates is crazy. I'm proud of MAKING it, but it's not funny. There are some moments, sure, but not enough to redeem it. I could've done a lot better is basically what I'm saying.

[Majikn]

Well... yeah, there was unfunny stuff. It was good enough to enjoy... well, some episodes. But I liked it.