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[ASR]

i said i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwww you guys
guys shut up

[preventerWIND]

At least he doesn't look like Hank HILL.

[Winged Warrior]

At least I am not the only one afflicted with the artist's block.

[ASR]

Drew this for a contest at johndiesattheend.com.

You're supposed to write an Australian-themed fan-fiction for the book John Dies At The End, but I opted to draw instead. Stand out a bit, I guess? Don't even know if it's allowed, ha. I don't really even care. The prize is just a signed copy of the book.

It's really not very specific to the book at all, so you should be able to laugh at it.

[Johncarllos]

I like it.
Nice work there Alec.

[ASR]

Thanks.

And yes, the girl in the book only has one hand and it makes me laugh to look at the way I drew her stubby arm like that.

[ChaosVortex]

Just explain that she lost her hand in the old revolution against the chinchillas and you're solid.

[ASR]

I colored it because I thought it looked lazy just drawn.

[Johncarllos]

I hope you win the signed book.

[Vinchenz Rock]

It turns out that the author of John Dies at the End (David Wong, I think) is a Cracked staff writer.

If you liked his book, ASR, you might enjoy some of his articles.

[ASR]

Yeah, he's the editor of Cracked. You have to submit your thing to the contest through the Cracked forums. I found out about JDatE via Cracked.

[preventerWIND]

Pyramids in Australia? SO SILLY!

[ASR]

Sometimes I'll write about whatever random thought is on my mind, and the result is pretty decent. Here:

I want you to just pick a person and stare.

Posted on: 10 February 2010, 18:58:15

Here's a little promo video I made for our university's stand-up comedy competition. I didn't make it to the finals, but I do get to help out with damn near everything, like making these videos.

Last Bronco Standing 2010 Promo

[preventerWIND]

HEH.

[Johncarllos]

I was expecting something to do with hanging.

[ASR]

ALEC, BY ALEC

[NovaMan XP]

Your thumb looks like your index finger.

Other than that, I liked it.

[Johncarllos]

Thumbwork be needed.

[ASR]

The perils of drawing with a pen!

Everything in that comic is something that actually happened although it's not all on the same day.

Even the Ryan Reynolds thing.

Yes.

Not telling why.

Posted on: 31 March 2010, 00:32:52

oh look another one

[Johncarllos]

HA!

[ASR]

oh no why am i making more of these

[ChaosVortex]

Not get drunk.

[MOX]

Chaos that's crazy talk.

[ASR]

I don't drink. At all. Ever.

Which makes the whole thing worse, right?

[NovaMan XP]

Yeah man, Dan was the drunk one.

WHAT WAS ALEC SUPPOSED TO DO, HUH?

[ChaosVortex]

Ask again later.

[ASR]

I shelled out a significant chunk of money to buy a Wacom tablet...

As good as I've gotten at drawing with a mouse, I feel like this needed to happen.

Maybe this means...

[Johncarllos]

Heheh.

[ASR]

Repto with a basketball for some reason AND a terribly drawn evil Lincoln!

Posted on:  8 May 2010, 21:44:31

AND a mother#####ing TREE BY A CREEK

[Johncarllos]

NICE!

[ASR]

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS THING

[Johncarllos]

YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH THAT THING


My room mate has one, I tried it. It's awright.

I like his right hand, a lot.

[ASR]

yay

[Johncarllos]

Don't stop.
Create a website.
Upload EVERY Wacom sketch to it.
I expect 3-4 updates daily for the next year.

[NovaMan XP]

or else

and nice

[ASR]

I'll probably post most of these to my blog.

Anyway, here's a redesign of Cleft:

Posted on:  9 May 2010, 01:03:15

And the final version of Lincoln, colored:

[ChaosVortex]

Ooo yes, the lack of one of those doo-hickies also are what's keeping me from doing comics and what not.

I agree that you should upload comics to a website or something.

[ASR]

A few errors on this one but it's not important. Here's John Wilkes Booth:

[MOX]

That's a pretty awesome tree you drew.

I think Booth only needs four fingers though.

[ChaosVortex]

"Trees hate you... trees hate you..."

[ASR]

Early preview of the first page and the style you can expect:

[Fatso]

LINCOLN IS BACK, AND THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.

[ASR]

Sooooo I had to redraw the entire first page because of a size error on my part, but no matter!

I'll be posting the first handful of pages here for everybody, because... why not? 10 pages max, I'm thinking. After that, I'm gonna' start keeping them to myself.

Anyway, here's a "tentatively final" first page - I'm still gonna' go back and fine-tune some things:

[NovaMan XP]

Lincoln

IN SPACE


I like it so far.

[ASR]

Here's page two for y'all:

[for added fun, try reading the hoverboard's name slowly out loud to yourself]

[Johncarllos]

I like the way his coat drapes over his pants.

[Mikero]

I like this but do you know there was a character known as Time Lincoln in Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Moviefilm For Theatres?

[ASR]

All I knew about Lincoln and Aqua Teen is that he's in the end credits (and acting all villainous). I did see bits of the movie with some friends last year but I wasn't paying attention and it was so random I doubt I'd remember even if I did notice Lincoln. Oh, wait, now I think I do remember something with him, since it was supposed to be an origin story and they were referencing the end credits, right? I don't know.

Either way, yeah, that doesn't really bother me or affect this at all. In this he's just a criminal, not flat-out evil or anything, and (SPOILERS!) he only time-travels once at the very end by escaping into a black hole sort of thing to get away from Booth, which leads him to Earth in our past. Then he tries to take over Earth and his first step is to become President of the United States, which is right about when Booth finally finds him.

[Mikero]

I know it doesn't affect this, nor should it, I was just mentioning this reminded me of it.

Anyway yeah he's in the credits of the show, but what happens in those credits never had any explanation. In the movie, those scenes actually play out as sort of a prologue type of thing so you actually find out what was happening there.

[ASR]

Here at ASR Industries we strive to not be as insanely surreal and random as Aqua Teen Hunger Force, yet still retain the very important time-travelling Lincoln factor for our precious stoner demographic.

Posted on: 16 May 2010, 19:51:07

Also, Page 3!