Luncheart

[Mikero]

Yes.

It's a Thunderbolts reference to this week's ish. I get it. I like it.

I also like Married With Children (for some reason).

[Lunchebox]

Because that show rocks?

but yes, it's a reference to the most recent Thunderbolts (Seriously, Warren Ellis' run is #####ing awesome, too bad it's at an end).

Now for America and Canada Boy.



Don't deny it Canada, you're basically America's kid side-kick,

[Chron]

What does that make the UK?
The team's mastermind leader that only shows up in pivotal battles?

[Lunchebox]

Our other kid sidekick.

[Mikero]

That's what everyone who knows nothing about Canada says.

But I like that.

[ASR]

There's nothing to know about Canada in the first place!

[Lunchebox]

Except that in Ontario and Toronto, milk comes in bags.

[ASR]

Haha, yeah. Oh, and the UK would be the stereotypical butler character.

[preventerWIND]

Except that in Ontario and Toronto, milk comes in bags.

Toronto is IN Ontario. I think you just proved Mike's point.

But the drawing is cool none the less.

[Lunchebox]

Except that in Ontario and Toronto, milk comes in bags.

Toronto is IN Ontario. I think you just proved Mike's point.

But the drawing is cool none the less.

I think we also pointed out that there's nothing to know about Canada anyway.

[ASR]

So his statement about milk coming in bags in Ontario AND Toronto was true, then.

Square, rectangle.

[preventerWIND]

I think we also pointed out that there's nothing to know about Canada anyway.

Except that Poutine will always kick fries and ketchup in the head.

[Mikero]

Except that in Ontario and Toronto, milk comes in bags.

Toronto is IN Ontario. I think you just proved Mike's point.

But the drawing is cool none the less.

I think we also pointed out that there's nothing to know about Canada anyway.

Uhf. It's ##### like that what makes every other country in the world hate yours.

[ASR]

AT LEAST THEY NOTICE US

[Mikero]

They notice us when we clean up their #####ing country after you guys go in and ##### everything up without helping anyone.

Maybe I'm just being a little touchy because our independence day is tomorrow, and I've been getting ready for it all day, and I'm a bit of patriot, and I'm SO not into this.

[ASR]

PSSH YOUR INDEPENDENCE DAY IS TOO CLOSE TO OURS

You know we're just messing around, holmes.

[preventerWIND]

WE HAVE A BETTER INDEPENDENCE DAY, ITS MORE LIKE FUN-DEPENDENCE DAY!

 I've never been the least bit patriotic, except for how cool our country is. Free health care and what have you. But yes, Mike, what does one do at a patriotic gathering of some sort?

[ASR]

I'd assume they'd be all independent and stuff.

[preventerWIND]

Cool. naket tiem???

[ASR]

independent naket tiem

[preventerWIND]

 

[Mikero]

WE HAVE A BETTER INDEPENDENCE DAY, ITS MORE LIKE FUN-DEPENDENCE DAY!

 I've never been the least bit patriotic, except for how cool our country is. Free health care and what have you. But yes, Mike, what does one do at a patriotic gathering of some sort?

Well, Ottawa is basically the only place in the country to be on the day. Because it is epic here. I'll take pictures if I even GET to Parliament Hill through the people, but if not I'll find pro pics after. There's pretty much too many people, and too much going on to even explain.

We actually get tourists for it.

[ASR]

Pssh, we get tourists for just being there.

[Mikero]

So does Idaho. The most boring place in the continent.

I saw an Idaho plate today, and I still laugh when I see "Famous Potatoes!" on it.

[ASR]

It's their last desperate plea!

[Mikero]

Actually they're last plea is "Come see the 45th parallel!"

[preventerWIND]

Oh, right, I actually forgot Parliament was in Ottawa. I remember going there, and seeing some beaver thing on the lawn, me and my friend were about to run after it and kick it..

Well, I'm not dead so I guess you know what I decided to do.

[ASR]

Beaver-things-on-lawns don't kill you.

[preventerWIND]

LAW PEOPLE DO IF YOU KICK THE BEAVER THING

[Mikero]

It was probably a groundhog, actually. A beaver couldn't live anywhere around there unless it tried to build a dam in the Rideau Canal somehow. But then people would skate on it's house in the winter and plus I just realized you meant a fake beaver so nevermind that.

[ASR]

You can't "run after" a fake beaver! Or can you?

[preventerWIND]

Come to Canada and try.

It was probably a groundhog, actually. A beaver couldn't live anywhere around there unless it tried to build a dam in the Rideau Canal somehow. But then people would skate on it's house in the winter and plus I just realized you meant a fake beaver so nevermind that.

Actually it was live, I must've mistaken it for a beaver. I forgot about the whole dam thing.

(Damnit Steve, this is first grade #####! KEEP UP)

[Mikero]

You can run after it if you're on mushrooms.

Or Skittles.

What if beavers ate rainbows? They'd poop Skittles, I think. That's the world I wanna live in someday.

[ASR]

I live in that world.

[Mikero]

I'm jealous.

And zealous.

What a combo.

[Abominator]

Unfortunately you are also smellous.

[Lunchebox]

To celebrate Canada Day I give you this.

[ASR]

HE'S CONFUSED BECAUSE HE WANTS TO DRINK IT BUT THERE'S NO CAP TO UNSCREW AND DRINK FROM AND IT WILL TEAR IF HE TRIES TO OPEN IT ANY OTHER WAY

[Mikero]

CLOSE ENOUGH, MAX.

Unfortunately you are also smellous.

;_; It's glandular!

[Lunchebox]

No comment.

[ASR]

Comment needed.

[preventerWIND]

I absolutely hate this #####ing show. Good laugh Lunche.

[Mikero]

Is... Is that the new Optimus from the new cartoon where everything looks like total ##### and spastic Tonka trucks? I haven't seen it because I saw the designs and ad campaign and it was enough to make me hate it even MORE than I've hated every Transformers show after Beast Machines (Yeah, that's right. Beast Machines wasn't good, but it was watchable and it even had the gall to make Cybertron have been organic at one point and still was not as #####ing horrible as every cartoon after it) all of which were beyond terrible.

If it is the new Optimus, then yeah. I hear that. If it isn't, well that is the play he'd use at a club if he was that kind of bot. But he's not. He's such a role model.

[Lunchebox]

You guys hate TF:A?

I #####ing love that show!

[Mikero]

Haven't seen it but it looks like absolute period stain.

[Lunchebox]

The style, I admit, takes getting used to.

BUT, the show itself is pretty great, especially the Decepticons.

The only thing that I really dislike, are the human villains, as they all suck.

Megatron is #####ing awesome in it, and Starscream is actually Starscream not "Random samurai anti-hero" Starscream.

And the robot characters, for the most part, are developed pretty well, and are likable.

[Mikero]

I'll try it out before saying it sucks, but the designs suck. Even if I get used to them, they suck.

[Lunchebox]

I'll try it out before saying it sucks, but the designs suck. Even if I get used to them, they suck.

For Prime, yes, they suck.


But, I liek the designs for a lot of the other characters.

[ASR]

I watched it once and didn't like it, but I only saw one episode.

[Lunchebox]

Season 2 finale aired a week or so back, and it was pretty awesome.

It depends on which episode you watch, I won't like. There are a lot of mediocre-bad episodes.