The "I'll be gone for _______" topic.

[Chron]

Everybody act like you weren't having fun.
Oh, wait, we weren't having fun without you, JC.

Welcome back.

[Johncarllos]

Thanks.

Catching up on all the posts is difficult. It's like reading a boring novel about bickering old ladies. Occasionally, a few bickering old men, which is much better, because they can be funny instead of annoying.

[Mikero]

Welcome back beardo.

[Jakey]

I'm just letting you guys know ahead of time that I will probably not be on during Christmas so don't expect to see me then.  Because Christmas is a time shared with family.  So yeah.  Just giving you a heads up.  About Christmas.

[ASR]

I'm just letting you guys know ahead of time that I will definitely be on during Christmas so expect to see me then. Because Christmas is not celebrated by Jews. So yeah. Just giving you a heads up. About Christmas.

...CHANNUKAH on the other hand...

[Mikero]

Christmas? Channukah?

I could be DEAD by Channukah.

But anyway I'm just letting you guys know ahead of time that MMM probably won't be up during my birthday so expect to see a 404 then. Because my birthday is a time when MMM likes to go down. So yeah. Just giving you a heads up. About Collymoremas.

[ASR]

Unrelated but still hilarious: my dad used to tell me there was a Channukah equivalent to Santa Claus called Channukah Charry and I believed him for much longer than I should've.

[Mikero]

It's pronounced "Hah-nnu-kah Zom-bie".

[Winged Warrior]

I recently had to deal with a friend who had to run away from home, but was illegally forced there against his will by his adopted mother. After he ran away, She called me saying she had involved the police... I went to the police station to clear things up only to be told there was no report made, but we were free to file our own.

We did indeed file our own report, having a civil stand in where the cop would explain that my friend, being of sound mind and over the age of 18, had every legal right to do as he pleased. This week has been quite the stressful experience. So I'll probibly be on a little less to ensure that things don't get out of hand.

Not that I was on that often anyway.

[Johncarllos]

I'd kick his mom in the belly.

[ASR]

Even if she was pregnant?

[Winged Warrior]

She's not pregnant...

If you want to travel from Mane to Washington to kick a lady in the belly.

[Johncarllos]

Oh, my brother is at Fort Lewis out there.
He hates people in general, so I could convince him to go kick a lady in the belly, or some person anyways.

Posted on: June 28, 2008, 10:01:24 PM

I'm doing a bible camp thing this week in my town.
I have internet for 3 hours a day, if I'm not doing anything else.
I'll catch up later this week then be gone for another week of football.

Posted on: July 15, 2008, 01:54:44 PM

OKAY, Now that I've caught up, once I log off tonight, it should be the last of me you see until Saturday.

I'm going to the one week training camp for the State All Star Football game. The "Lobster Bowl."
I will practice for about 7.5 hours a day. I'll spend about 2 hours eating each day (or at meal time), I'll sleep for 8 hours. That's more exercise per day than time to myself (not counting sleep).
The game will be on Friday night.
I'm gonna die this week.
Or lose 20 pounds.

The forecast is thunderstorms all week. 80-85 degrees. 70-100% humidity.
I'll miss just sitting in my chair for hours per day....
Oh well.

See you guys afterwards. I'll be on until about 10-ish.

[Dizzy]

Man. that's like Louisiana. Except add about 10-15 more degrees and 90-100% humidity. You'll hate it.

[Johncarllos]

But do you exercise outside for almost 8 hours each day?

Posted on: July 19, 2008, 08:57:07 PM

I'm back.

Goddam.

[The Otaku]

Going to camp. I'll be gone for a week. I can just imagine some of you jumping for joy.

[ASR]

More like a happy dance, really.

[Mikero]

I really don't care about people's comings and goings unless it's for a long time. And then it depends on the person. Sorry.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Well, Orange Devil's coming back.

[Mikero]

Good.

[ASR]

You know, he confused me so much that I once went to show a friend what the Yellow Devil looked like and was convinced it was the ORANGE Devil just because I was so used to seeing that. So, I searched for "Orange Devil" on Google Images and couldn't find anything and I didn't realize my mistake for a while.

[Mikero]

Then his mischief was managed.

Posted on:  3 August 2008, 00:48:37

I won't be (and kind of haven't been) on MMM for a bit. I'm working on Mittens and Crumplehorn with every moment of my spare time. But it's coming along very well.

[Johncarllos]

I'll be busy in football preseason at college after tomorrow.
Yeah!

[Winged Warrior]

I have been thinking about this for a while, but felt posting it felt a bit like I was being an attention/drama whore, However, I will be away assessing several situations in my life.

There will be several means for anyone to contact me, if the needs arises. I'll be on, mostly lurking, many of my usual internet time consumers. That includes here, AIM, and a few other areas I'm not too known around.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I'll be gone for a bit too... kind-of.

We're going to be staying in different Hotels so they'll probably have internet there. I'll be on and off until the 30th. I'll try to update LPFF6 once or twice doing so.

[preventerWIND]

Today I have been unfairly prosecuted, which result in no computer access until further notice. I changed my schedule last week to Gr.10 math, because my older math class was Gr.11 and I didn't have the prerequisite. So my father got a call from my guidance counsellor saying I was skipping that class, but when we got to the office I told them I've been going to the Gr.10 class, they checked, and said I might be right. My father didn't care and said he was going to take all electronic devices out of my room anyway, in case something like this actually happens.

Parenting at its finest.

[Majikn]

Ahahahaha wow. I hate stupid parents. Really. They're probably the most common case of an idiot being placed in a position of authority.

Makes me wonder why you don't need a license to reproduce, yet adopting children, from what I've heard, can be very difficult.

I didn't expect something like this to be my satanic post but weeee

[ChaosVortex]

My parents still haven't figured out that threats and punishments don't help.

It gets worse than that. I hate it.

[ASR]

My parents never really followed through on punishments, so that was never a problem for me. But they SHOULD have.

When I have kids, I'm going to #####ing rule their lives. Punish them when they do something wrong and follow through with it, give them strict rules and make sure they know when they did something wrong.

Kids #####ing need that.

[Johncarllos]

I never had that.....

My mom sucked at enforcing any rules.
I turned out okay.

[ASR]

"Okay" doesn't cut it for me. I need my kids to turn out AMAZING.

[Johncarllos]

I'm a college football player.
I do lots of good stuff.

Good enough?

[Majikn]

It's not just parents that influence a kid though. My parents are great and I turned out #####.

[ChaosVortex]

Kids #####ing need that.

I agree.

With that keyword.

Kids.

Not adults. (18+)

KIDS.

[Ikeoko]

Kids #####ing need that.

I agree.

With that keyword.

Kids.

Not adults. (18+)

KIDS.

THATS RIGHT YOUR A MAN!!!!

HOO-RAH!

[ChaosVortex]

So yeah, my point:

My mom refuses to recall the day I said, "Mommy wow! I'm a big kid now!"

[Ikeoko]

The day you started wearing big boy underware?

[Majikn]

Hehe, Satan has downloadable content.

[preventerWIND]

SO HI

INTERNETS IS BACK. W/O anybody knowing anyway.

WII POSTS ONLY




Final Destination..

[ASR]

You sneaky bastard.

[Lunchebox]

When you all grow up into real people, move out, and live on your own, things will be different.

[Majikn]

Yeah.

You'll grow out of the "I'm better than you" attitude for it as well, I'm betting.

Funny thing is I'm not even saying that to pick a fight, that's just me feeling honest.

[ASR]

But I am better than you.

[Mikero]

"I don't know If I'm the best."

"Let's say 'good'."

Plus 50 pints (yes, pints) from me if you get the reference without being a googlegay.

[ASR]

Sounds like a Seinfeld, and knowing you, it probably is.

[Mikero]

It is. It's from The Frogger, when George is talking Shlomo.

[ASR]

Good. Because it sounded very familiar and I was just taking a legitimate stab.

[Mikero]

Plus 50 points.

[ASR]

...but I wanted 50 pints?

[Mikero]

I meant pints...

But you have to come pick them up.