SAMMMRCPT! - Text Edition!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

M'kay, I thought it'd be a nice change of pace to have another Comic Jam or something. Yeah, and I just remembered a few Jams back Sano became the villain and it was all good fun, so yeah, I thought it'd be fun to do it again. So yeah, here it is.

[NovaMan XP]

Randomly random.

[Winged Warrior]

Boobs! My turn!!!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Nah, I don't like that. Too serious and you made Sano look retarded. You also kind of made things less fun last time we tried this. Besides, you totally threw the current situation away. I want this to be random, but I want it to be consistant and have an actual flow.

[yuri]

This topic scares me.

[ASR]

Sano, you're a real dick, you know that? He did a great job, the whole point of a goddamn comic jam is that everyone gets to add their own bits. No single person can control the comic.

I mean, when you throw in worthless pages, we grit our teeth and try hard to get around it, and we occasionally flat-out bash you for it, but it's only because you're doing the same thing you are now: trying to control it 100% to be just how you want it.

If you want it one way, make the entire comic yourself.

[Mikero]

Rez in space looks hilarious.

[ASR]

PLOTHOLE WHY IS HE WEARING A SHIRT IN SPACE IF HE WASN'T WEARING ONE BEFORE

[Captain Sanoguchi]

'Cause each time I drew Rez it was a hilarious parody of stuff.

Look, I'll just remake WW's Jam into something we can all agree on or something.

[Winged Warrior]

Eh, I did do wrong, any CJ involving sano, by science, Cannot involve any serious plot, if any plot at all!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Exactly.

[ASR]

Because he destroys it. Constantly.

[Winged Warrior]

Then again, by that rule, what I did was exactly in sano stlye with random bull crap that goes nowhere as the next poster will ignore it and go on their own tangent with their own mary sue until the jam dies and we all make another one with half a plot until someone gets involved and ruins it so we take a break, then make another CJ with zombies and we all are involved until one of us should die, but hahzah! They didn't actually die because they used substitution ninjitsu, and then the CJ gets nowhere because no one dies, and people get all butt hurt that their character was inappropriately portrayed, and ruins the comic jam so we all get pissed and leave the comic jam to be drawn by reminants where we go to make another one and then...

[Lunchebox]

God, way to ruin another one, WW.

[Winged Warrior]

It's what I do best.

[ASR]

I love zombie comic jams.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

'Kay, I fixed WW's Jam, now we can all be happy.
See, it still has elements of what WW added, but it doesn't ruin everything.

[Mikero]

I would hope people that complain about how others put themselves into every jam would be conscious enough to not do that very thing they complain about. But I guess not.

'Cause each time I drew Rez it was a hilarious parody of stuff.

Hilarious? Mmmmno.

[ASR]

You killed your own comic jam.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Whatever man.

[Lunchebox]

Way to ruin another one, Sano.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

You know what? Screw this being a comic jam, I enjoyed drawing those two pages up top, but you know, I actually do want this to go my way. So you know what? This isn't a Comic Jam anymore.

[Mikero]

Surprise surprise.

[Winged Warrior]

^.^

I beleive I got the hint.

Something we can all agree on.

[Lunchebox]

Way to ruin another one, Mike.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

'Kay, this is no longer a Comic Jam. It's now a comic, written and illustrated by me and no one else. I'll update whenever I feel like, and no one else will, so nyah. You can all just watch and be powerless.

[Lunchebox]

^.^

I beleive I got the hint.

Something we can all agree on.

I disagree.

[Winged Warrior]

'Kay, this is no longer a Comic Jam. It's now a comic, written and illustrated by me and no one else. I'll update whenever I feel like, and no one else will, so nyah. You can all just watch and be powerless.

Or ignore it like sano the comic...

[Captain Sanoguchi]

...Since when do I care what you think? You love men in long distance relationships.

[Mikero]

Way to ruin another one, Mike.

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[ChaosVortex]

I've only skimmed most of this, and all I can seem to mutter is "stupid"...

[Snare]

Ugh. I made this before there was any posts past Wing's original.

[Mikero]

Sano is not allowed.

[ASR]

SnarethePlantman (6:55:58 PM): Say something John Carllos would say
Asrman1 (6:57:47 PM): "HAY GUYS HOW DO I LOOSEN MY THROAT MUSCLES AND SUPPRESS MY GAG REFLEX"

SNARE IS A THIEF

[ChaosVortex]

HAHAHAHAH IGET IT A+++!!!!!!!!

!

[Winged Warrior]

anyway, this topic is dead and I am mad.

Just you watch, I'll make my own jam and none of you are invited!!! *emoticon* *storms out of room*

[Captain Sanoguchi]

'Kay this still isn't a Comic Jam, but I'm stealing Snare's comic and adding it into mine.

[ChaosVortex]

Thus an assimilation.

[NovaMan XP]

I GET IT HARHAR

[Mikero]

Very original.

[ChaosVortex]

I try.

[Mikero]

TRY HARDER.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

'Kay, I'm going back to drawing with pencil and paper.

[Snare]

So, I'm a cannabis leaf with huge freaking tits now?

I..I

[NovaMan XP]

Well, that's usually what happens when you digivolve, you become an abomination... sometimes.

[ASR]

Greymon was definitely not an abomination.

[Mikero]

Skull Greymon was.

[ASR]

Well, that was kind of the point.

[preventerWIND]

I'm away for one day and I end up being chased down by Sano and upside down!?


#####ers.

[ASR]

Does Angemon count as an abomination?