MegaMan Matrix - SAMMMRCPT!

Nah, I gave Mike an afro 'cause in SAMMMRCPT he has an afro.

Posted on: 13 October 2008, 23:34:31

SAMMMRCPT! Text edition!

Chowder fell on the ground cause mikero bpunchd bhim really ghard in the face with his hand. chowder fell down aon the ground and sano ran up and hit him with a corwber while jc bit his eye kuids off. asr made chowder cry iwht insults whiole chip tried to come onto chowderw ith hpomseosxula sandvances. super dectetive king cut of all of chowders fingers with main character gierls' sword and said "i do this for love ofg tmy life." Lunche syhot chowder in the tail with bullets form hios gumn . eberybody wass fighting with ultimaste pwoer to the highest levle of over 900000. chopweder the king robot tried to use his 02 omega flare blast attack but Mikero used his epic afro to cats silence uponb chowder so he could acanst the tailesman. Nova and sanre becanga charign up for the ultimate attack and he asked ceverony sfor heolop so all the heros gave their enegergy to him and the summoned the ultimate hero to save the day. the clouds opened up and flowers grew all about the ground and the seas parted and WIND's and MCG's boobs grew to tiwce their size they than coomp-ared them and it was totlalty haot. anyway the clouds open up and turned dark and stuff and then from the sky decented giant BIGS BOSS with weairtng xbox 360 amror and wielding the magical wiimote chainsaw sword gun. and he was wearing kmaina's oramge sunglasses and oh yeah on his ways down he stepped on shaw, theotaku and kigntrcikers. spw tiwht all of mhis mght big boss slayed chowder and made it rain rare cnady so everyone leveld up their pokemon lots. the day was saved boobies got bigger,sonic stopped sucking, and everyone got magical girlfiewnds whicht they procceeded to eat but not MCG and Girl WIND. Snare planted a meromorial garden for all the matircans who died who nondboy relalye cared about and the cdi rtoerrists and builly mays helped. oh yha and sano decided to keep wearing an eye pathc to anyway cause big boss is the coolest dude aever. some other stuffhapeened and Mikerovowed to never use will smiths pwoer again cuase fif tyh took over him he woduld be evil;. SDK and MCG made out a lot and WAWAWAman got a job as being zach braff's stunt double for naked stuff and ReDead was nakded again. JC was hosipitliezed casue he tried to turn wred while stopping his gagf reflex but egh was okaya nd everyone brpog8uth him prensets. and everyone i frogot did stuf too and twilight was banned from existance for suxcjking. but all the marttritcvans knew more stuff would hhaopepen.

Anyone feel like doin' an Epic Reading?