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AlexThePenguin
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« on: 17 February 2008, 22:20:29 »

Funny IMs. Please refrain from textwalling.


Zombie GIR Girl (2:14:01 PM): *randomly hurls a soft, small, sand-filled rabbit at you*
Blitzer Volt (2:16:08 PM): *head opens up at the forehead and absorbs the rabbit*
Blitzer Volt (2:16:10 PM): DAKOTA
Blitzer Volt (2:16:17 PM): *rabbit ears srout from head*
Zombie GIR Girl (2:16:25 PM): srout
Blitzer Volt (2:16:31 PM): It's a new word
Blitzer Volt (2:16:34 PM): I invented it myself
Blitzer Volt (2:16:48 PM): I was trying to find a way to make vegetables sprout faster.
Blitzer Volt (2:16:57 PM): I realised I was using too much p, so I removed it.
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« Reply #1 on: 17 February 2008, 22:23:52 »

No plz.
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« Reply #2 on: 17 February 2008, 22:25:15 »

Mikero: Hi I'm Mike.
Girl: rqwrerttrvfffffff! *faints from ecstasy*
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« Reply #3 on: 17 February 2008, 22:27:00 »

Drats, if only I had archived my conversations with Jake.
We had a very nice discussion about mycological reproduction.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #4 on: 17 February 2008, 22:34:51 »

xD
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« Reply #5 on: 18 February 2008, 01:32:19 »

Mikero: Hi I'm Mike.
Girl: rqwrerttrvfffffff! *faints from ecstasy*

I don't believe you.
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« Reply #6 on: 18 February 2008, 01:53:42 »

I did say hi to a girl and then she fainted later this one time, but I'm sure it the faint was unrelated to me.
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« Reply #7 on: 18 February 2008, 02:28:39 »

dancertay333172: hello
dancertay333172: steve
WIND - I can't see #####: hi?
dancertay333172: who r u?
WIND - I can't see #####: steve, who's this?
dancertay333172: ... steve who?
dancertay333172: r u from canada?
WIND - I can't see #####: yep, you're a friend of johncarll i'm guessing?
dancertay333172: is this john?
WIND - I can't see #####: nope, i'm an actual guy named steve
dancertay333172: um ok
dancertay333172: haha
dancertay333172: soooo will u say...
dancertay333172: i really like potatoes and creamy butter for lunch and dinner and i like to lick computers with filthy socks
dancertay333172: in french?
dancertay333172: =]]
WIND - I can't see #####: ...
WIND - I can't see #####: what!?
dancertay333172: just so i kno this really is steve and that u can speak french like canadiens =]]
WIND - I can't see #####: i'm not french though...
dancertay333172: but ut canadien and canadiens speak french
WIND - I can't see #####: sure, the ones in QUEBEC do


Johns friends are stuip.
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« Reply #8 on: 18 February 2008, 02:31:19 »

In high school some American over Battle.net actually asked my friend if he lived in an igloo.
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« Reply #9 on: 18 February 2008, 02:33:19 »

Fact: I took Spanish class.

No hablo Espanol.

That reminds me years ago when some british kid called me fat and stupid because I was American over an IM conversation. I had some good laughs.
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« Reply #10 on: 18 February 2008, 02:37:14 »

I know. You're fat and stupid because you like megaman! What a dink.
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« Reply #11 on: 18 February 2008, 04:05:43 »

some british kid called me fat and stupid because I was American over an IM conversation. I had some good laughs.

You know, because they sent over the best and brightest to get the party started...
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I made the Crook stab the Mayor, then slay himself in the guilt
I stole the brick back and migrated east, now let's build.
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« Reply #12 on: 18 February 2008, 04:15:31 »

Just like when they sent people here to the frozen north, and sent all the criminals.... To Australia.

WHAT A #####ING PUNISHMENT! MANGOS AND SUN ALL #####ING DAY.
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« Reply #13 on: 18 February 2008, 04:24:42 »

That was one of the many ROFL moments.

Speaking of which... somewhat large but...

[spoiler]Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
I just ran over some flowers
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
AND I JUST BOUGHT AND PLANTED THEM
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
##### FLOWERS
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
OH
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
... Heh. Running over flowers with the AR code "Super Fast" is fun.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
i thought you were driving right now
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Oh ... no. Animal Crossing. :/
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Cedar Sapling. 48 Bells.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Action Replay. $16 bucks.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Getting everything 100% off at Nookway. Priceless.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
wtf is a nookway?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
a place where you have nookie!?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
BROTHEL
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nook's Cranny > Nook 'N' Go > Nookway > Nookingtons
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
UH..
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
K
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
(Silly americanos)
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nook's Cranny = ##### house with ##### for sale. Nook N Go = Gas Station. Nookway = Mini K-Mart. Nookington = Sears.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
gotcha
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
up here we have regular named stores
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Well, Nook N Go and Nookington sound regular.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nookway sounds like a candy bar...
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
NOOKINGTON
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
regular?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
SOUNDS IRREGULAR
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nookingtons.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
My bad.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
oh well, nookingtonS
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
thats normal i suppose
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
It's a two story shopping center with it's own barber.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
She's a bitch though. She doesn't know how to cut hair.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
She cuts it based on your "personality" which is basically "answer my questions and get some haircut you probably won't like unless you're using a guide..."
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Literally a bitch. Pink poodle.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
well, at least you don't have a mother whos a hairdresser
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
she cuts it the way she wants

[...]

WIND - I can't see ##### says:
last time she gave me a mushroom cut!
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Ew.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Domed?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
I LOOKED LIKE JAKE >: O
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
YEAH
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
That's what that bitch at Nookington's gave me
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
that was about 9 months ago
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
With yellow hair. D:
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
She was like "Oh sugar! Your hair looks fabulous!"
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
"WHAT THE ##### IS THIS!?"
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
was she hawt?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Dog.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
You got the game. She's on the DS cartridge... thing.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Along with K. K. Slider.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
would you be surprised if I said I'm not following?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
No.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
whatever
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
SURPRISE
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Dog with guitar is K. K. Slider.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:

[...]

WIND - I can't see ##### says:
ok, in plain english
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
was she hawt?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Aight.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
I don't hump dogs.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
They hump me. Got it?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
gotcha
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
DONT FORGET IT
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
if she was hot, you coulda said "refund, with secks"
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Ew.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
*looks up a guide*
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Unlock Nook N Go: Spend 25,00 bells.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Unlock Nookway: Spend 90,000 bells.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Unlock Nookington's: Spend 240,000 bells and have a visitor buy an item.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
holy #####
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
i just realized something
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
but first i have to tell you something
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
I think I got the bell bit down, but #####... I need a visitor.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Shoot.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
all thats in my empty head is air and WIND, remember that
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
now then, all this time you were talking about nookway and #####
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
k
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
i thought you were talking about stores in reality
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
...
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
WAIT
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
best part:
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
so all this time you were talking about this bitch who cuts hair. I thought you were talking about a chick that looks like a dog aka: skanky as hell
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
rofl?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
. . .
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
ROFFLES 'N CREAM!
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« Reply #14 on: 18 February 2008, 06:28:52 »

tl;dr

That's why text walls fail. Show us some highlights.
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« Reply #15 on: 18 February 2008, 06:49:51 »

WINDUH IS STOOPID

That basically sums up the entire wall of text. It's good lulz
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« Reply #16 on: 18 February 2008, 07:04:53 »

It's a good thing you guys talk to me a lot off this website!

...

._.

Posted on: 18 February 2008, 01:58:01

I remembered when I used to talk to Opal on the phone.

I think I called twice.
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« Reply #17 on: 18 February 2008, 07:06:53 »

I think you talked to Bris, actually.

But be on AIM moar.
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« Reply #18 on: 18 February 2008, 07:16:31 »

Really?

...

You sure? <_<

I talked to whoever was on the other side of the phone and then we'ld talked about we we talked about in the phone on MChat. >_>
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« Reply #19 on: 18 February 2008, 16:06:31 »

tl;dr

That's why text walls fail. Show us some highlights.

I knew that, but even still... I cut out certain portions and the conversation really just piled on to the best part.

Here's an even shorter version. I don't think I can make it shorter other than sum it up with that WIND said.

[spoiler]Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
I just ran over some flowers
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
AND I JUST BOUGHT AND PLANTED THEM
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
##### FLOWERS
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
OH
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
... Heh. Running over flowers with the AR code "Super Fast" is fun.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
i thought you were driving right now
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Oh ... no. Animal Crossing. :/

[...]

Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Getting everything 100% off at Nookway. Priceless.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
wtf is a nookway?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
a place where you have nookie!?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
BROTHEL

[...]

Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nook's Cranny = ##### house with ##### for sale. Nook N Go = Gas Station. Nookway = Mini K-Mart. Nookington = Sears.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
gotcha
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
up here we have regular named stores
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Well, Nook N Go and Nookington sound regular.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nookway sounds like a candy bar...
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
NOOKINGTON
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
regular?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
SOUNDS IRREGULAR
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nookingtons.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
My bad.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
oh well, nookingtonS
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
thats normal i suppose
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
It's a two story shopping center with it's own barber.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
She's a bitch though. She doesn't know how to cut hair.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
She cuts it based on your "personality" which is basically "answer my questions and get some haircut you probably won't like unless you're using a guide..."
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Literally a bitch. Pink poodle.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
well, at least you don't have a mother whos a hairdresser
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
she cuts it the way she wants

[...]

Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
That's what that bitch at Nookington's gave me
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
that was about 9 months ago
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
With yellow hair. D:

[...]

WIND - I can't see ##### says:
was she hawt?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Dog.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
You got the game. She's on the DS cartridge... thing.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Along with K. K. Slider.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
would you be surprised if I said I'm not following?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
No.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
whatever
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
SURPRISE
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Dog with guitar is K. K. Slider.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:

[...]

WIND - I can't see ##### says:
ok, in plain english
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
was she hawt?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Aight.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
I don't hump dogs.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
They hump me. Got it?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
gotcha
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
DONT FORGET IT
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
if she was hot, you coulda said "refund, with secks"
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Ew.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
*looks up a guide*
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Unlock Nook N Go: Spend 25,00 bells.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Unlock Nookway: Spend 90,000 bells.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Unlock Nookington's: Spend 240,000 bells and have a visitor buy an item.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
holy #####
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
i just realized something
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
but first i have to tell you something
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
I think I got the bell bit down, but #####... I need a visitor.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Shoot.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
all thats in my empty head is air and WIND, remember that
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
now then, all this time you were talking about nookway and #####
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
k
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
i thought you were talking about stores in reality
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
...
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
WAIT
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
best part:
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
so all this time you were talking about this bitch who cuts hair. I thought you were talking about a chick that looks like a dog aka: skanky as hell
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
rofl?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
. . .
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
ROFFLES 'N CREAM!
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« Reply #20 on: 19 February 2008, 06:40:50 »

Dude, this topic is lame, I'm going to go make the random M-Chat thread!






... Oh wait.
I can't, CAN I ABE.
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« Reply #21 on: 19 February 2008, 06:58:51 »

HEY

John already stole the Friend Code threads out of my hand, you AIN'T stealing my Random Mchat Moments thread!
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« Reply #22 on: 19 February 2008, 18:53:48 »

:D

Wind, I can't believe you saved that.
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« Reply #23 on: 20 February 2008, 01:49:47 »

A random conversation I just randomly had with Majikn.

Wine turns to water, campfires freeze, loveletters burn, roman c  e    i    s      l      o       s        t says:
I'MACHARGINMYMARSBAR
Vinchenz Rock says:
no u
Wine turns to water, campfires freeze, loveletters burn, roman c  e    i    s      l      o       s        t says:
GAY
Vinchenz Rock says:
You suck.
Wine turns to water, campfires freeze, loveletters burn, roman c  e    i    s      l      o       s        t says:
ur a #####
Vinchenz Rock says:
Lies.
Wine turns to water, campfires freeze, loveletters burn, roman c  e    i    s      l      o       s        t says:
THE CAKE IS ALIVE
Vinchenz Rock says:
SO AM I!
Wine turns to water, campfires freeze, loveletters burn, roman c  e    i    s      l      o       s        t says:
Living living living living riving riving
Vinchenz Rock says:
dontt be rasitss
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« Reply #24 on: 20 February 2008, 01:51:47 »

....

The #####?
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« Reply #25 on: 20 February 2008, 01:53:33 »

Maj comes up with/finds the most unique display names.
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« Reply #26 on: 20 February 2008, 02:33:23 »

Long display name/screen names are obnoxious. Call me old-fashioned (which is stupid since I'm only 17, but feel free to do so anyway), but I've been using the same AIM screen name since I first got an internet connection over ten years ago and I don't see any reason to change it.
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« Reply #27 on: 20 February 2008, 02:41:28 »

They're slightly annoying to skip when reading yeah, but I like a change once in a while myself.
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« Reply #28 on: 20 February 2008, 03:36:47 »

There were a couple that I had with Rez. I don't know if I still have them saved on my computer, but they went something like this:

Me: JAKECOCK DEFEAT ALL OTHER COCK IN COCK BATTLE!
Rez: You blew on the cookie first, eh? Good boy.

Me: *clink clink*
Me: WAAAARIORS! COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAY-AY!
Rez: They can't.
Me: Why not?
Rez: They have a Capitol One card.
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« Reply #29 on: 20 February 2008, 03:47:36 »

Once upon a time, my AIM buddy info was an archive of funny things one particular friend said over AIM convos. I lost most of them, but there is one that remains:

BW: don't worry one time i had a dream i was hillary duff and i ended up getting dirt on me so i had to take a shower and i was taking off my shirt and pants and i woke up just actually standing on my bed totally naked
BW: i was like WHAT THE ##### JUST HAPPENED
BW: but i liked it

It always made me laugh. Plus, it was entirely unprovoked aside from the fact that we were talking about dreams.
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« Reply #30 on: 20 February 2008, 03:48:33 »

Me: *clink clink*
Me: WAAAARIORS! COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAY-AY!
Rez: They can't.
Me: Why not?
Rez: They have a Capitol One card.

Heheh, that one made me chuckle.

EDIT: ASR's was good too.
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« Reply #31 on: 20 February 2008, 20:05:16 »

I was playing with song lyrics when I came up with that display name.
It was experimental.
It's stupid.
I don't even like it.
STOP LAUGHING AT ME.

When I post chats from MSN with long names I just cut out the long names and replace them with the proper person's regular name. Microsoft Word can do that really easily with the "Find and Replace" function.

ANYWAY, you don't know these people, but:

Paul: hurricane denis is coming through where we live
Paul: 40 mph winds
Pete: Pfft.
Pete: Stand outside, naked, and be like "BRING IT ON, DENIS, YOU PUSSY BITCH"

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Lenny (2:42:37 PM): Oh dude you should have been there last night.
Lenny (2:42:57 PM): Some girl was hitting on me all night at the bowling lanes..and I kept trying to tell her off nicely, to try and say "Hey I have a girlfriend.", but she never took the hint..
Lenny (2:42:58 PM): So..
Lenny (2:43:10 PM): The last time, I looked at her, and I go "You like my cologne?"
Lenny (2:43:16 PM): She smelled my shirt and said "Yes."
Lenny (2:43:21 PM): And so I go "It's called TAKEN!"
Lenny (2:43:29 PM): Now beat it.
Lenny (2:43:42 PM): My friends were like "AMAGAWD SO TOLD"

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[00:20] Lenny: I do
[00:21] Paul: i do
[00:21] Darren: I now pronounce thee husband and Lenny.
[00:21] Lenny: o_o
[00:21] Lenny: I'M NOT GAY
[00:21] Paul: we never signed the divorce papers!
[00:21] Lenny: DAMMIT
[00:21] Majikn: LOL
[00:21] Majikn: XD
[00:21] Paul: I WANT CUSTODY OF MY #####
[00:21] Lenny: You can take it
[00:21] Lenny: I don't #####in want it
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« Reply #32 on: 20 February 2008, 22:13:33 »

As some of you know, I work in a library while I'm at college. Anyway, this is something that I received from my old roommate Bayer after I had talked with his girlfriend while I was at work, helping her out with some stuff.

Bayer: nibblets
Bayer: i just got off the phone with joscelyn
Bayer: stop flirting with her
Bayer: using your library prestige to impress
Bayer: "oh hey is this scan good enough?"
Bayer: who are you fooling you sex addict

One with my brother after I had been to the MOMA in New York City

Me: Did you know that Jackson Pollack produced works of art that aren't complete crap?
J.L.: I did not know that. I guess everyone has an off-day.

And this last one was right before or during the 2004 elections. This one was with Mobius Xeppa (I think that's how his name was spelled), otherwise known as Graham.

Me: You're a #####ing loser.
Graham: I can't vote, though...
Me: Oh really? I was just making conversation.
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« Reply #33 on: 21 February 2008, 01:25:20 »

Me: *clink clink*
Me: WAAAARIORS! COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAY-AY!
Rez: They can't.
Me: Why not?
Rez: They have a Capitol One card.

Rez = Comic Genius.
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« Reply #34 on: 28 February 2008, 01:33:27 »

[spoiler]WIND: so uh.
WIND: y'like raptors?
Chaos: PIC PLZ
WIND: I DUN HAVIT
Chaos: IODSAJFjkfesigousih
Chaos: sljkafdslhkgalkherg
Chaos: sfdalksl;ihfesPHIEFWH9PEH9PEGRH-9PW243PHJ=01\243
Chaos: \213
Chaos: 13
Chaos: 34
Chaos: PH3
Chaos: \
Chaos: ...
WIND: ok..
WIND: that gets you the picture
Chaos: ...
WIND: : |
Chaos: :/
WIND: : O
Chaos: >:/
WIND: :B
Chaos: PIC
WIND: NOP
Chaos: I WILL STRANGLE YOU UNTIL THE MOVIE COMES OUT I SWEAR YOU TAUNTING BASTARD
WIND: ASK THE CREATOR
WIND: he has an email
WIND: or ask Wingeh
WIND: he gave them to me...
Chaos: THAT MOTHER-[/spoiler]

WING, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!
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« Reply #35 on: 28 February 2008, 03:50:47 »

No, NEVAR!

...

OKAY I AM MAKING THE MOVAH!

... Okay, I lie. Whe daft was new, I felt compelled to IM him, not noticing that he was the director of the MMM, we gots to talking and seeing as we have alike interests, I get a few little tidbits before you guys do...


NAO STOP DOGGING ME! </Drama>

Also, please don't dog him for pics, or spam him because you want stuff...

It wasn't until he was like "yeah, I am the guy making that movie" that I even knew he was the movie dude... I was just like "oh look, a noob" best warn him that "everyone at the MMM is eager to stab you in the ear with a pretzel stick."
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« Reply #36 on: 28 February 2008, 22:47:08 »

Two years ago in high school I had this conversation with a classmate of mine in Yahoo Messenger.

Me: Hey Lego what's up?
Lego: I saw Mrs. Jennison's panties today.
Me: :\....
Lego: It was blue... very blue.
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« Reply #37 on: 29 February 2008, 02:52:14 »

The question is though, was she a hot teacher, or was she the old substitute teacher type?
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« Reply #38 on: 29 February 2008, 02:54:01 »

You'd have to ask Lego that.
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« Reply #39 on: 29 February 2008, 03:01:32 »

Judging from the ":\", I'd assume the latter.
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« Reply #40 on: 1 March 2008, 05:54:38 »

WrrrTw (9:48:45 PM): *kills how long this image takes
ventywind (9:49:24 PM): HURRY UP
ventywind (9:49:26 PM): YEEE
WrrrTw (9:49:34 PM): *dies*
WrrrTw (9:49:43 PM): If I hurry, it'll look like crap
WrrrTw (9:50:11 PM): and I'm expecting this to be a visual form of "yo, potential employer.
WrrrTw (9:50:13 PM): "you want me"
WrrrTw (9:50:33 PM): and then we make hawt lovn'
WrrrTw (9:50:36 PM): and then he hires me
ventywind (9:50:58 PM): .....
ventywind (9:51:01 PM): OKAY

Then I change topics to make it interesting.

WrrrTw (9:51:39 PM): but I don't have much time...
WrrrTw (9:51:56 PM): You see wind... I'm not well...
WrrrTw (9:52:57 PM): I felt rather Ill this morning... So I checked my symptoms on web MD... And I have something horrible...
ventywind (9:53:16 PM): wut?
WrrrTw (9:53:19 PM): Then I called my mom... she's a registered nurse's aid... she told me it could be deadly.
ventywind (9:53:25 PM): what?
WrrrTw (9:53:27 PM): I have...
ventywind (9:53:29 PM): WHAT?
WrrrTw (9:53:30 PM): GAS.
ventywind (9:53:33 PM): ..
ventywind (9:53:34 PM): NO
ventywind (9:53:36 PM): OH MY GOD
ventywind (9:53:40 PM): DONT WORRY
ventywind (9:53:45 PM): YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS

It's a wonder I get any work done...
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« Reply #41 on: 9 April 2008, 02:17:05 »

Chaos - Gettin' Smashed: 1504-5438-6710 says:
You want Wily Bun Fux?
WIND - Steve - "SEE YOU ALL IN HELL NAZI TEARDROPS!!!" says:
I WANT
Chaos - Gettin' Smashed: 1504-5438-6710 says:
YOU WANT BUN FUX.
WIND - Steve - "SEE YOU ALL IN HELL NAZI TEARDROPS!!!" says:
...
WIND - Steve - "SEE YOU ALL IN HELL NAZI TEARDROPS!!!" says:
XD #####
Chaos - Gettin' Smashed: 1504-5438-6710 says:
Ur ghey lol
WIND - Steve - "SEE YOU ALL IN HELL NAZI TEARDROPS!!!" says:
8- (
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« Reply #42 on: 9 April 2008, 02:20:22 »

 :P
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« Reply #43 on: 9 April 2008, 15:14:16 »

www.aitmnd.ytmnd.com
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« Reply #44 on: 9 April 2008, 20:18:14 »

So... That sucked.
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« Reply #45 on: 24 April 2008, 11:58:01 »

Funny, I just read that in your facebook note.
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« Reply #46 on: 24 April 2008, 22:48:54 »

My rule is that if someone says "You need to put this conversation on [website]" during the conversation, it's ineligible.
And it needs to actually be entertaining to someone who wasn't involved in the conversation. Thus, I rarely post any.

But lately I've been having some funny conversations, and this is one I decided to post.
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« Reply #47 on: 16 May 2008, 05:48:16 »

You can expect serious buisness when me and WINDUH talk about armegeddon

ventywind: yeah, but, i wanna inform you so you can expect the end and watch the trippy light show
ventywind: instead of walking around all "dum dee dum-DEAD"
WrrrTw: Oh, I'll definately be having fun
ventywind: don't you loot now
ventywind: *waggles finger*
WrrrTw: can I toot?
ventywind: you can
WrrrTw: YAY *toot*
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« Reply #48 on: 16 May 2008, 06:01:47 »

Giant cowboys. Nuff said. XD
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« Reply #49 on: 16 May 2008, 06:03:23 »

More than nuff said. Too much, actually.
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