My Birthday is Tomorrow(Thursday)

[Lunchebox]

For the love of God don't mention it.

I'm #####ing serious, I think I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.


Don't wish me a happy birthday, don't give me birthday art, or anything like that.


I just want to ignore and let it go by unnoticed an unmentioned.


Again, I'm serious, I'm not doing this as a ploy to get people to shower me with affection on my birthday, I really don't want to acknowledge it's happening.


I will most likely verbally go off on someone for wishing me a happy birthday.

[ChaosVortex]

I- Is this reverse psychology?

[White Shadow]

You shouldn't have said a thing.

Nobody mentioned my birthday after all...

[Speed Racer]

Or mine. *sniff*

[Lunchebox]

I- Is this reverse psychology?

No.

[Edgecrusher]

WS is right, the best tactic to avoid this would have been to not mention it at all. Most people here don't care to put in the effort to learn birthdays, let alone notice when they occur.

I also can't help but wonder why, at your age, a birthday is such an ominous thing?

[Johncarllos]

##### you and your #####ty birthday, I hope it sucks.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[ChaosVortex]

Well, I was going to do it anyway to be an asshole, but it seems Sano has done that work for me.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Dude, it's obvious this is what Lunche wants.

[Majikn]

It's thursday already? OSHT.

[ChaosVortex]

Just early for the bright day tommorow.

Most people here don't care to put in the effort to learn birthdays

I would, but I ALWAYS forget.

Always.

As in, if it wasn't for this topic, I would've probably forgotten about Lunche's birthday already. I'm that bad at it.

I gots my own calender now though, so maybe that'll help. *Marks Lunche's on the calender*

[Lunchebox]

You shouldn't have said a thing.

Nobody mentioned my birthday after all...

You shouldn't have said a thing.

Nobody mentioned my birthday after all...

WS is right, the best tactic to avoid this would have been to not mention it at all. Most people here don't care to put in the effort to learn birthdays, let alone notice when they occur.

I also can't help but wonder why, at your age, a birthday is such an ominous thing?

The logic was that I seem to be more prevalent than you guys, as my last cople of birthdays got topics.

As for why it's so daunting, I don't know. Maybe I'm associating it with death or something.

Dude, it's obvious this is what Lunche wants.

No it really isn't. Unlike you, I'm not a girl who says the opposite of what I want, and hope people will interpret it the other way.


I'm being completely straightforward.

[Abominator]

This topic loses Lunche 7 respect points.

[Lunchebox]

Am I not entitled to... Whatever it is I'm doing?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

No it really isn't. Unlike you, I'm not a girl who says the opposite of what I want, and hope people will interpret it the other way.

...Why does everyone say I'm gay and/or a girl when I'm obviously so manly and heterosexual?

[Lunchebox]

Because your character is girly and gay looking.

[preventerWIND]

This topic loses Lunche 7 respect points.

Re-gift it as a birthday present. Just to be an asshole.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Because your character is girly and gay looking.

...Do you people even know what stereotype gay people look like? Besides, most gay men look perfectly normal.

[Voulnet]

This is why Lunche is scared.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

That'd be funny if that wasn't one of the most overused images ever.

[Voulnet]

First time I use it and the first time I see it used here or anywhere else.
Now go cry to someone who cares.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Uh... Um... Sorry, no dice.

[ChaosVortex]

That's pretty bad when even your own imagnary friends don't care,

[Captain Sanoguchi]

My imaginary friends were all douche bags anyway.
It's pretty bad when even CV can't spell imaginary correctly, and then he used a comma in the place of a period.

[ChaosVortex]

Coming from you. I don't care,

[Edgecrusher]

As for why it's so daunting, I don't know. Maybe I'm associating it with death or something.

It's good to get that ##### out of your system now.

I'm not saying you should live recklessly, but I am saying it's good to get the fear out of the way and make peace with the inevitable.

[ChaosVortex]

Personally, I don't fear death. Only recently did I discover that I actually fear how I die, like say, alone in a car crash.

But if that's how Lunche is feeling right now, I'll respect that.

[ASR]

Lunche is a party pooper at his own party.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Personally, I don't fear death. Only recently did I discover that I actually fear how I die, like say, alone in a car crash.

But if that's how Lunche is feeling right now, I'll respect that.

Everyone dies alone and in pain. Think of it like that, even though it's not true.

[Edgecrusher]

Only recently did I discover that I actually fear how I die, like say, alone in a car crash.

Fire tops my list.

[ASR]

Suffocation/drowning is another big one.

It's just scary being unable to breathe... I mean, try FORCING yourself not to. You'll always give in because of fear. Sure, you're capable of holding your breath until you pass out, but I've only met one guy who's actually done it.

And fire? That's horrible. Can you imagine the searing pain?

[Winged Warrior]

Happy febuary 21st.

I don't wish people happy birthdays.

[Edgecrusher]

How very counterculture of you. Your coolness has now reached epic proportions.

Meanwhile, back off the topic we aren't supposed to discuss:

I can't imagine drowning is that bad.

Supposedly your bodies response to the lack of oxygen is the onset of euphoria (similar to the effects of whippits).

Combine that with the feeling of weightlessness that comes with submersion, and once the panic dissipates, drowning doesn't seem so bad.

[Lunchebox]

As for why it's so daunting, I don't know. Maybe I'm associating it with death or something.

It's good to get that ##### out of your system now.

I'm not saying you should live recklessly, but I am saying it's good to get the fear out of the way and make peace with the inevitable.

I don't know if it's death that has me worried, though.

I'm going to die someday, no getting around that. Hopefully I want go quietly or silently.

My favorite way to die?

On fire, naked, on motorcycle, and launching off the biggest #####ing ramp possible.


So.. Manly.

But yeah, I don't know what this feeling is... I think it's more related to my "gotta get the ##### outta Dodge" feeling I've had for the past few years. I need to travel, or something.

Because your character is girly and gay looking.

...Do you people even know what stereotype gay people look like? Besides, most gay men look perfectly normal.

Effeminate men are usually associated with being gay?

Your avatar?

Totally FEM.

[ASR]

I feel kind of the opposite. As in, I feel like things are moving too fast rather than feeling like I'm wasting time doing the same old same old.
I'm turning 18 in a couple months and I still feel like a kid in every sense of the word. I just feel like I want more time to be "allowed" to be silly. I'm sort of not ready to move on.

[Edgecrusher]

It only gets worse.

[Lunchebox]

I feel kind of the opposite. As in, I feel like things are moving too fast rather than feeling like I'm wasting time doing the same old same old.
I'm turning 18 in a couple months and I still feel like a kid in every sense of the word. I just feel like I want more time to be "allowed" to be silly. I'm sort of not ready to move on.

See, it's similar. ##### is moving too fast, and I feel like I'm wasting my time.

But that's not quite it.

[ASR]

Meh. We should all just move to Neverland.

[Edgecrusher]

So we can get molested?

I'd go to church if that was what I wanted.

[ASR]

I wish temple was that hands-on.

[Lunchebox]

Nah, Rabbis are allowed to get some ass.

[ASR]

They have to make sure it's kosher, first.

[Lunchebox]

Technically, as long as they bless it before hand, it's all good.

[dzx9]

This topic. Wow. Just wow.


You could have MADE it, then IMMDIATELY locked it. Badabing badaboom. Problem solved. But we all like attention in some way I suppose...

[Lunchebox]

... I can lock it?

I... #####, I think I'll do that now.