Super Smash Bros. Brawl Discussion Topic

[Mikero]

Wish you would have told me earlier.
For the last 30 minutes I've been going "OMG mai wee gut hakd!"

No one wants to hack your wee! Ba-zing!

80's studio audience: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOO!"

[NovaMan XP]

Okay guys, the lag in that match was ridiculous.

[ChaosVortex]

I'm slowly playing the game, I'll meet you guys online when I'm ready.

So far, I've unlocked (in order):
[spoiler]
EVERYONE.
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[Vinchenz Rock]

One character.

...

He was in order alright.

[ChaosVortex]

I'm editting that post after every character I unlock.

Playing SSE right now.

[Snare]

Okay my friend code is:

0344-8998-2734

Gonna practice a bit more.

[Lunchebox]

When you play through SSE, you'll unlock every character except for Toon Link, Wolf, and Jigglypuff.

After you beat SSE, you can find the characters here:

Toon Link is in the forest, near the beginning, in a door floating above a platform.

Wolf is in the Ruins, in the second part of the stage, when you get on that platform, and avoid those spikes, it will be a floating door near the bottom.


Jiggly Puff is in the third part of the Swamp area, after you fight giant evil Diddy Kong, in a floating door, near the cannons that shoot you to more more cannons, etc.

[NovaMan XP]

Beware, as the 3 secret characters (Wolf, Jigglypuff, Toon Link) can be alot harder than alot of the CPUs you fight in SSE, so fight at your best, or else you'll be redoing the stages again.

[ASR]

Alrighty, I beat up Nova, Xero, and Sano.

Roughed 'em up real good-like.

I'd say Sano is pretty equal to me - we beat each other equal amounts of times. As in, during our one-on-one matches, it was pretty much I win, he wins, I win, he wins.

I'd like to point out, that for the first three matches, the first two of which I won, I was on the phone with a friend crying to me about how her ex-boyfriend doesn't notice her anymore.

WHAT WHAT

Also, how'd I do with DeDeDe? I'd say pretty good, despite losing with him.
Bowser and Yoshi raped y'all, though.

Sano, I declare you my equal.

/ranting due to limited time online

I'm changing my online fight time to 8:30PM EST. Meet me there.

[NovaMan XP]

I'm doing terrible.

After playing so much against CPUs, it hard adjusting to real people... and slight lag.

ASR, the ending of that battle we had was epic.

[Xero]

God #####ing damn it Sano.  Take your defeat like a man and don't disconnect bitch.

I took my humilating defeat like a man.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Dude, I had to go feed my dog, my Dad was being a total dick and he was about to unplug my Wii if I didn't quit.
Maaaan, livin' at home is such a drag.

I'll be back on in a few minutes.

[Mikero]

You could have just taken the defeat while you were feeding the dog.

crying to me about how her ex-boyfriend doesn't notice her anymore.

Why? If they already broke up then ##### him, he's probably a total asshole anyway if he's ignoring her and #####.

[Xero]

Fair enogh.  My parents need me to do ##### also.  Let's play.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Lunche send everybody a bunch of big meanie stages.
So I made a nice one in like two minutes, hooray for Crazy Stairs.

Oh yeah Xero, I'll play you once I finish my dinner.

[ASR]

ASR, the ending of that battle we had was epic.

The suicide body slam with Bowser? I didn't know if it would kill me or him first. Midway through the body slam I'm like "##### it" and swerved off the stage and went for the suicide. I smiled when it killed him first.

I'm about to go online. See y'all.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I'm getting on too!
Let's rock!

Posted on: 12 March 2008, 00:41:51

YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME!!1
Freakin' Wolf, can't recover worth a damn.

[NovaMan XP]

Sano, let'sa Brawl.

[Johncarllos]

How Nova, we can't handle you on our (Lunche and I)'s connection.
Sorry.

[Lunchebox]

YOU ARE THE POISON THAT LAGS US.

[Orange Devil]

Man, I'm so miffed that my wifi won't work for some unknown reason. Of course it craps out once brawl is released. I want to own all of you, especially Sano. Because I have a feeling that I'm better than you guys.

[NovaMan XP]

YOU ARE THE POISON THAT LAGS US.

Doubt it, since I was playing with Sano and ASR and it never lagged for long periods of time.

[Johncarllos]

It might just be me.
I live aways from everyone else here....

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Doubt it, since I was playing with Sano and ASR and it never lagged for long periods of time.

'Cause I was too busy kicking both of your asses.
The lag couldn't keep up with how fast I was kickin' ass.
Let's just say I was kicking ass faster than the speed of love, the speed of sex.

Come on Nova, tell 'em how many times I kicked the ##### out of both of you.

[ASR]

I sucked tonight. Ugh.

Sano and I play together with almost no lag, but when Nova joins in it gets SLIGHTLY slower, but not much.

I was playing with a friend across town last night and the lag was unbelievable. Strange thing.

Nova, Sano, that mad rush for the Smash Ball... ahaha, in Spear Pillar, when time was slowed down, it was like a movie when everyone is running after the same thing in slow motion... and then I got it, and as soon as I became Giga Bowser, time returned to normal. It was perfect.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Now tell 'em about the part where I beat both of your asses over and over.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Hey Sano, my friends want to try you. Join the room they created.

Posted on: 11 March 2008, 22:23:27

He's not even logged on. >_>

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Dude, I keep trying but it won't let me join, ask the other guy to leave and then let me try to get in a few times.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Its not letting them join your game either. >_>

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Gah, this is just like MPH.
We connect once and then it never works again.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I remember that...

How many years ago was that!?

But anyway, Lets try that one more time and then we can give up.

Posted on: 11 March 2008, 22:48:06

Eh, he gives up. Never mind.

[Mikero]

I guess you won! It was all an elaborate ruse, Sano.

[Snare]

Oh maaaan, I think I'm ready to play. I THINK.

Okay, I have everyone entered, ret's lock and loll!!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

...Snare is broken.
You have to post some of your codes first silly.

[Xero]

Sano is broken.

He keeps kicking my #####ing ass with Lucario.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I keep kicking everyone's ass with Lucario.

So yeah, I have a suggestion for everyone. Use Snake's codec. It gave me a good lawl a couple of times.

Oh yeah, the way to use Snake's codec is to continuesly press the down taunt button over and over, eventually you'll get him to crouch down and use his codec. Oh yeah, you have to be at Shadow Mosses and stuff. It's fun though.

I think it's called the codec, I've never played any MGS games so I wouldn't know, as cool as they look I've never gotten the chance to play one.

Oh yeah, then try the same thing with using Fox, Wolf, and Falco on Lylat cruise, that's pretty fun too.

Yeah, sorry if this post makes no sense, I'm really sleepy and I can't tell if I'm typing correct sentences or not.

[Orange Devil]

Now tell 'em about the part where I beat both of your asses over and over.

I WANT TO BEAT YOUR ASS SO BAD. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

You might want to kick my ass, but you never will.

[ASR]

Am I the only one who's beaten you?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Xero and JC have once or twice, and even Nova once.
I lose once in awhile, you guys know I'm not perfect.
Still, I do most of the ass kicking around here at the moment.

[ASR]

Me too! Rawr!

'Cept I admit, last night I wasn't playing too hot. No way can I argue that.

[Orange Devil]

I GOT IT WORKING.

2793-0330-9889

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Okay! I'll fight you right now OD! Hold on a sec and then I'll bring the pain.
Wait and see, I'll make you scream.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Xero and JC have once or twice, and even Nova once.

Hey, I beat you two out of the four battles we had.

Then again, they were free-for-alls. And the first battle was far too laggy ot even do anything.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Well, we'll never be able to fight again so that doesn't really matter.

[Johncarllos]

I beat you more than once or twice.

Posted on: March 12, 2008, 02:11:53 PM

I'm on if anybody's up for a round.

[Orange Devil]

So Sano and I are pretty equal. Even though I wasn't at my best, except for the first round

I'm best with Zelda, but I don't use her every round just for fun. Plus, I think it shows my skill more that I can win with several characters.

We had fun though... he was Lucario and I kept jumping over his final smash. It's awesome.

And I'm the queen of lag. *sigh*

[Johncarllos]

So, Nova is decent against me when I use character I am inexperienced with.

Link and fox pwned him though.
You and all your unlocked characters...

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I WILL FIGHT YOU!

[Johncarllos]

Gotta do some chores.

I'll get back to you on Skype