|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mikero
Super Robot
Posts: 11986
|
|
« Reply #25 on: 15 April 2008, 01:01:57 » |
|
Well I say toughen up dandelion, because there's plenty you can do and I'm gonna school you! Now read and learn!
(telephone rings) ASR: Hello? ???: Hi I'm a completely bad game can you buy me? ASR: Sure I'll just--
OK! What did he do wrong? Did he A) Subscribe to bad video game service, did he B) Give out his credit card information to game retail, or did he C) Purchase a bad gameamednmeamdsa? If you said C you're on the right track! Startin' to feel more empowered? Good! But don't get too cocky daffodil because what would you do in this next more difficult situation? READ!
Kian: Wow, I can't wait to buy a game on the internet of this computer that is right in front of me. ???: Welcome to a website, just click on the game you want. Kian: OOH! A new Final Fantasy! ???: Great! Now enter your money and time into this franchise. Kian: Why not? It's--
Did ya catch it that time? Argh, it's like they never learn--But they dooooooo! The answer once again was C (ding!). If you got it right both times you're up to to two points but don't get too high and mighty petunia head, because this next one's a dooosiiieee....
(knock knock knock) Mike-O: I wonder who that could be! Hello! ???: Hi! I'm with EB Games, no package today just wanted to confirm that this is where we send all the bad games to Officer Modecai Mike-O! :-D Mike-O: Yes it is! ???: Well can we charge that to your credit card? :-D Mike-O: Here, take it! ???: Thank you! Good-bye! :-D Mike-O: Good-bye! ... OHH! And if you have any PS3 games in the truck I'll take those to--
I got all three things wrong. A trifecta! if you said A, B, or C or A, B, and C or any of the above or below you're really getting the point! Never subscribe to bad video game service, never give out your credit card information to game retail, and never purchase a bad gameamednmeamdsa. Don't even think of doing it! If you do;
1. Grab some scissors. 2. Cut up your brain. 3. Shove it in a shredder. 4. Put each piece in a separate paper bag. 5. Deposit it in as many trash cans as you can. 6. Make sure it's picked up between the hours of 7:00am and 12:00pm. 7. Follow the garbage man to the dump site. 8. Watch it as it's all trashed and burned. 9. Throw the ashes into the stratosphere and 10. Everything will be fine. GOOD JOB!
Well I hope you learned a little something today, I know I did because I-Feel-Great! And remember; Don't be the victim of bad games, the developers don't deserve the points! GET IT? GOOD!
(BAD GAMES: The developers don't deserve the points.)
(Mario's death knell) OH!
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|