I Am Not A Demon

[Yubi Shines]

Check it out, an intelligent word game.

Here are the guidelines:
http://www.ironcircus.com/blog/000814.html

To fit this as a forum game:
- I start out with an example word for someone to define. The next poster explains it and gives another word (or person, or whatever). And on. No one gets voted out because that overcomplicates things.
- Obviously you're not going to listen to this one, but restrict references from Wikipedia or a dictionary.
- No, you can't lie to the natives. It's cheating and everyone will hate you. And you'll be dead, because the natives are really good lie detectors. Because I said so.

Ready?


"Scientist"

[Captain Sanoguchi]

A person who defines the world through a system of measurements?

"Captain"

[preventerWIND]

A leader to a group.

"Hypothesis"

[ChaosVortex]

A good guess.

"Brain"?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

An organ located in the head area of most living lifeforms.

"Pikachu"

[Orange Devil]

An electric mouse character from popular game and television show "Pokemon".

(You know, the whole point of this game is to try and not get "killed". There is no point in doing it this way.)

Tween

[preventerWIND]

A stage in childhood.

"internet" *snickers*

[Captain Sanoguchi]

A series of tubes.

"Gender"

[dzx9]

Whether you have a walking stick or cave in your loin cloth.

Robot

[MOX]

Mechanical being with artifical intelligance.

Hemp

[preventerWIND]

Special herbs.

MegaMan

[White Shadow]

A Blue Bomber, called like that because he's blue.

Love.

[Vinchenz Rock]

The chemicals in your brain that take effect when you eat Chocolate.

"Weird"

[ChaosVortex]

One word that defines me.

"French"?

[Vinchenz Rock]

A different language that people speak in a country.

"Orange"

[XJ]

A fruit that is named for its color.

"Confusion"

[Vinchenz Rock]

When you have no idea whats going on.

"Present"

[XJ]

The space in time between the past and future.

"Milk"

[Orange Devil]

Stuff that cow babies are supposed to drink, but for some reason, we have become obsessed with and think that we "need".

"Pointless"

[Mikero]

Something is pointless when it has no reason for existing.

"Gillette Mach 3 Turbo"

(By the way you guys are sucking at this. You can't say such things as "video game" and crap in your description. There are rules to this.)

[Orange Devil]

A small remote control flying facial razor.

"Boring"

[dzx9]

The responses people have thus far gave in this "game".

Erection.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

The state of a male's genitalia when he becomes excited.

Anthropomorphic.

[Mikero]

A person born with an animal spirit in them so strong that they are half man half beast. Some of people that worship them gather together from across many tribes and usually try to breed with each other as often as possible in the open while wearing ceremonial markings and headdresses whether their tribe approves or not.


Gigabyte.

(Stone Age terms! "Razor" and even "genitalia" aren't words to these people. Otherwise I would have done a "ain't nothing but mammals, so [they] do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" joke just now)

[Johncarllos]

One thing = 1 bit, 8 things = 1 byte, 1000 bytes= 1 Kilobyte, 1000 Kilobytes = one megabyte, and 1000 megabytes= gigabyte (education is okay, right).
(if so,)

Pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilic ovolcanoconiosis (I actually know the word, not that I'd ever use it in speech)

[Mikero]

(That still doesn't really explain it but OK)

[Majikn]

It doesn't even highlight the whole word when I double click. That's high power wizard #####.

[Vinchenz Rock]

That's because it's spaced in the middle (even though it doesn't look like it).

Try copying the word and then paste it, there's a space in it.

[Majikn]

It's still high power wizard #####.

[preventerWIND]

Anybody else bored with this game? It's a good concept, but not very fun for a forum.

[Johncarllos]

That word is a lung disease caused by volcano ash, Or, A sickness that makes it hard to breath- in the simplest terms.

[Vinchenz Rock]

A lung disease caused by volcano ash, Or, A sickness that makes it hard to breath.

"Super Mario"
   

[Orange Devil]

Anybody else bored with this game? It's a good concept, but not very fun for a forum.

That's what I've been trying to say the whole time. It's only boring because we have eliminated the challenge, (trying to be funny or interesting in order to stay in the game) and therefore the point of everything. People don't seem to understand that you are supposed to post funny defenitions, not super accurate boring ones. I don't even get why people are playing!

[ChaosVortex]

Yeah, I shurgged and gave up.

[AlexThePenguin]

"Super Mario"   

A man who works in tubes, eats mushrooms, swims, spits fire and sometimes becomes part raccoon and flies on his way to fight a giant turtle who has stolen his chief's daughter, occasionally with help from his brother and a large, green lizard tribe called the Yoshis who let people ride on them. From a story told by a special moving-picture thing.



Allergies.


(It's only not fun if you let people ruin it for you, guys. Get back up on that rock!)

[Xero]

##### that makes you sick as hell causing you to swell up to a balloon and get hives and crap.  It sucks alot but it goes away with time.  Also getting allergy shots help.

College

[AlexThePenguin]

A place where people trade a lot of little pieces of leaf-like things to learn from smart people inside walls of stone or wood.


A camera.

[Jakey]

A camera is a small box that you look through. There is a button on it and when you press it, the sun comes out of it and takes what your eye sees and puts it in the camera. Then your eye picture will appear on the side of the camera box and all of your friends will laugh.

Hot Air Balloon.

[Johncarllos]

You just got killed by an angry tribe of people.

[ChaosVortex]

DEATH BY BONGO!

[NovaMan XP]

...ew.

[megajosh2]

An expression of disgust.

Quagmire. =D!=D!=D!