The Worst Song Ever

[Yubi Shines]

http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html
A Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

I had to sit through all of it.
You have to, too.

[18:32:03] <Yubi_Shines> I need
[18:32:07] <Yubi_Shines> to get a boombox
[18:32:15] <Yubi_Shines> and walk around the city with this at full volume
[18:32:24] <Yubi_Shines> and see how long until someone shoots me

[18:33:18] <Yubi_Shines> You know what I should do
[18:33:28] <Yubi_Shines> I should get the rickroll video and replace the audio with this

[18:36:35] <Yubi_Shines> ...ramadan?
[18:36:49] <Yubi_Shines> ...banjo?

[18:37:57] <Yubi_Shines> I thought I didn't hate bagpipes
[18:37:59] <Yubi_Shines> until this day

[18:38:34] <Yubi_Shines> Opera about... kitties?

[18:41:04] <Yubi_Shines> muscles are twitching where I didn't know I had muscles.

[Fatso]

Already knew I hated bagpipes.

[Johncarllos]

Not a bad start.
But I'm 1:30 in and want to die.

Posted on: May 04, 2008, 08:35:12 PM

At WAL-MART!

It's actually kind of funny. I've heard things I detest more.

Posted on: May 04, 2008, 08:47:15 PM

The opera rap is hilarious.
The slow bagpipe out on the range ##### is killing me though.

Posted on: May 04, 2008, 08:57:02 PM

22  minutes of not-so-fun.

[ASR]

This is hilarious.

[NovaMan XP]

OPERA RAP IS #####ING HILARIOUS

[ASR]

I laughed at the kids singing "IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME" loudly.

[Johncarllos]

IT'S YOM KIPPUR!
IT'S LABOR DAY!
IT'S VERTERAN'S DAY!

[ChaosVortex]

I laughed at the kids singing "IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME" loudly.

Same, and that's where I am.

EDIT: WTFOPERARAPOMGMYGUT

Posted on:  5 May 2008, 02:29:12

This song is long as #####.

THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO KILL ME.

[Majikn]

I'm already laughing about a minute in

I was actually cool with some parts, but it lost its funniness near the end. I guess that was the point, though. Even if it was amusing at first, it was probably meant to be repetitive enough to destroy the amusement by the end of the song.

[preventerWIND]

To the iPod this goes. XD

[MOX]

WIND'S EARS R.I.P

[preventerWIND]

This is comedic genius! So I guess it's not considered the worst song in the world if at least one person likes it.

[Majikn]

I was planning to iPod it, too.

[Orange Devil]

Really JC? A quadruple post? I mean, I know people are more lax about double posting now, but come on.

[ChaosVortex]

It merges, so whoop-dee-doo.

[Rama Olendris]

This sounds like something that should be played in a public bathroom...

[Captain Sanoguchi]

'Cause it's #####ty?

[Rama Olendris]

Precisely. That, and it has that bathroom music feel.

Oddly enough, I didn't find this song to be THE most annoying. I think the most annoying song would probably be "Oops! I Did it Again" Just because of the monotony. Anything with a constant melody to that extreme is probably going to get pretty damn annoying real quick. 

[Captain Sanoguchi]

If you think "Oops! I Did it Again" is the most annoying song ever you really need to broaden your musical horizon.

[ChaosVortex]

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!
IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!
IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!
IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!
IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!
IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!
IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!
IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!

etc.

[Johncarllos]

It was only a quad post so it could be documented over time better.

[Rama Olendris]

If you think "Oops! I Did it Again" is the most annoying song ever you really need to broaden your musical horizon.

Shaddap. To each their own.

[MOX]

I don't know the name but there was this old rap song that went:

PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM
PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM

[ChaosVortex]

Just for the fun of bugging a friend/coworker/classmate, I like to sing, "I'm a Barbie girl, in the barbie wooooorld..."

Near the end of that verse, they usually interrupt telling me to stop, so I do.

After they see I've stopped while I was ahead, I wait for their sigh of relief, and then continue.

"Made of plastic! It's fantastic!"

[Winged Warrior]

I'm a barbie girl
In a barbie world
It's fantastic
I'm melting plastic!
You can singe my hair
ashes everywhere!

[ASR]

See, no, that's an awesome song. Don't ruin it.

[ChaosVortex]

You wanna go for a ride?

JUMP IN!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one!

[Winged Warrior]

Leave it to the guy with hair over one eye to listen to Avril.

(crap, I hope they don't notice that I actually know of that crappy song)

[ASR]

I LOVE THAT SONG TOO

[AlexThePenguin]

I want to hack the mall's sound system so that this plays all day, and they can't stop it.

I seriously do. It would be better than what's on there currently.

[preventerWIND]

I thought about doing that too, but I'd put on that extremely high pitched ring. It's used as a cell phone ring tone, and a lot of people use it in my school, IN class, so whenever it goes off, the crackheads think they're tripping out. Very funny.

[AlexThePenguin]

I hate that noise.

It sounds too much like a TV being turned on, and gives me a headache.

[ASR]

It's supposed to be so high-pitched that "old" teachers can't hear it.

[ChaosVortex]

I thought about doing that too, but I'd put on that extremely high pitched ring. It's used as a cell phone ring tone, and a lot of people use it in my school, IN class, so whenever it goes off, the crackheads think they're tripping out. Very funny.

People play those tricks all the time. There was this one kid (who looked similar to John Carllos) that kept making grunting noises during an ACT test. It was like he was having an orgasm or something, and I thought it was weird since his test could've been shredded for just the slightest sound.

After the test, he told us he had Tourettes.

Very believable. He didn't have it really bad since he only said about once curse word, but he couldn't stop smiling and moving his head.

[AlexThePenguin]

It's supposed to be so high-pitched that "old" teachers can't hear it.

Because 26 (the supposed magical age starting when you can't hear it) is soooo old.

[ASR]

Hence the "old" in quotation marks.

[megajosh2]

God damn that opera rap is horrific...

[ASR]

Horrifically awesome!

[megajosh2]

Horrifically awesome!

You satan spawn!

[ASR]

Is that a Jew joke?

[Xzeemo]

I lasted for like one and a half minutes. Then I left.

[Mikero]

THAT IS FUNNY!!! However, the first 3 minutes, I realized the song was 18 minutes long!
so I just stopped there. But the worse song I've heard is "candy kisses" >_< (bleh!)
I mean, how'd that thing on the radio anyway?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Wow. I don't know whether you've taken too much of something, or not enough. Just breathe and relax, kiddo, the song can't hurt you now.

[ChaosVortex]

It's tolerable. I listened to it all for laughs.

[Mikero]

I never bothered to click. I have enough worst evers in my life, heh.

[Jakey]

I hate Mad World so much.

Hate it.  Hate hate hate.

[Mikero]

I find the Gary Jules one OK, and had it on iPod for awhile but I'm over it.

[Jakey]

The Gary Jules one is the one I'm talkin about.  I mean, it's a nice sounding song.  But I hate it.  Mostly because of the people I associate it with.  People who also think Donnie Darko is the greatest film in the history of mankind.

[Mikero]

That is the exact reason I can't get into the song much. Also people who think it's alright to feel bad.

[Jakey]

Hahaha.  Seriously.  Man.  Why you gots to be livin in Canada all the time?