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Yubi Shines
Robot Master
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« Reply #417 on: 18 July 2008, 18:58:22 » |
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I wasn't going to make another post here today, but uh... Because I hate you all and never want you to sleep again, I would like to introduce you to the Demodex folliculorum, or the friendly eyelash mite. You know that old story about little spiders that live on your eyelashes? It's not quite right. They're more like metroids with long wormy bodies. They're 0.3 to 0.4 mm long and live in your pores. Everyone has some, although it's less common in children and you probably have more if you're a filthbag. Or if you use lots of makeup. And when I say in your pores, I do mean in. They burrow in head-first and nomnom on "secretions" and dead skin debris and, I'm told, mascara. The yellow trunk here is an eyelash. Don't worry! They're mostly harmless. If you have too many of them, you'll be itchy and gross, but that just means you need to wash your face more often, you greasy filthbag.
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Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici "By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe."
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