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Captain Sanoguchi
Super Robot
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« Reply #1147 on: 24 May 2008, 07:08:09 » |
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Man, today was great.
Around 5PM I went over to Cabby's house. We hung out for a little bit. Then we called up Irradiated and went over to his house. So once Irradiated finally ran out of things to stall our departure with we started walking around. So yeah, we walked over to a Sonic, we decided we didn't want any Sonic so we left. We walked over to a random comic book store. We looked at stuff. We left. We walked past a dead baby bird. Then we went into a pawn shop. We looked at stuff. We left. We went to Pokey Joe's. We got like a pound of sausage and some pudding, they even threw in a free loaf of bread. So we sat down and started eating, Irradiated didn't eat anything 'cause for some reason he's become a vagatarian. Anyway, his sister was randomly outside. So he went outside... Then he faded out of sight. I suddenly felt abandoned, so me and Cabby just sat around eating, and I commented on how soft ball is sexist, women should have to play baseball just like everyone else, jeeze. So, Irradiated actually came back, then we all piled into the back of his mom's car and rode around to everybodies house getting money, pants, and my fancy suit jacket that I like to wear sometimes for no apparent reason. So anyway, we went to a place called Main Event, it's some place that has like an arcade, a bowling alley, a rock wall, pool tables, and alcoholic beverages and stuff. In the beginning Irradiated was a tad too self-concious and was sluggish to go in, he was afraid that Main Event was completely motivated towards children. So, we had to wait to see a few people older than us walk in without any children. So we finally went in, and then I remembered why Arcades are dying. Paying money to play games is no fun. Yeah, so we stayed for a few hours playing mainly DDR and a few other random games. So yeah, I called my mom to get a ride and then we waited outside. Yeah, we waited. There we were minding our own business, then this dirty, busted truck pulls up. Some white supremacist looking guys wearing wife beater muscle shirts and douchey looking cowboy hats got out. There were four of them, all looking like they were anywhere from 24 or so to 30. They were all bigger than us and whatever, but it seems they all lacked any balls whatsoever. Anyway, when they walked by one of them said "Now you fags don't be too gay tonight." I was surprised to say the least. We were complete strangers who'd done nothing to him and he would just randomly say that? He'd insulted me and my friends, that's unfor-#####ing-givable. So after they had walked a few feet away I yelled to them that they were fags. Yeah... I normally wouldn't call 'em just fags or something, if I had time I probably come up with something better. Anyway, after having such a good time with my friends I wasn't going to let this sin go unpunished. So, I went up to their truck and spat loogies onto all of the door handles. Then I found Cabby had a sharpie marker with him, so I borrowed it from him and drew dicks all over the windows and side mirrors. I was quite content, but we thought it best that we relocate just encase any of those douche bags came back. While we were walking away I called my mom a few times telling her that she needed to hurry and come pick us up. I was really nervous, because she kept saying she couldn't find the place. So yeah, I was just a tad nervous, then I saw a drink cup sitting on a parking bumper. It had its lid on and everything, it looked perfectly fine. So, I picked it up and ran all the way back to the truck. I was in luck, stupid people often leave their windows rolled down. So taking advantage of the situation I dumped whatever liquid it was into the inside of the truck. Then I ran back to where Cabby and Irradiated were. My mom finally found the place and picked us up. It was around 10PM, so we went to Irradiated's house and played Rock Band for awhile. Then we watched some TV and some Youtube Poop. Then Irradiated let like all of his dogs into the house... They were like 6 huskies, all from the same litter, they all looked slightly different, but the amazing thing was the difference in their personalities. I mean, the only one I can really remember was Jack, he was silly, he'd get frightened easily and run away if you tried and get close to pet him. Then later he came up to try and sniff me or lick me or something, then I tried to pet him and he ran away. There was another dog, he was the only gray one, all the others were black, he liked to jump on people and stuff, he also randomly started howling, it was funny. Then there was one girl, she jumped up on the couch and laid down on me, then all the others randomly jumped on me, there really is such a thing as a dog pile I guess. So yeah, eventually it was like 12PM and Irradiated's mom and sister came home, so I guessed it was the proper time to leave. Also my mom was waiting outside, so yeah, we drove Cabby home... Then I got home and typed up all of this.
The moral of the story is; friends are awesome.
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