The "How Was Your Day?" Thread

[Mikero]

I saw your real post, you deleter!

[The Otaku]

Uh, what're you talking about . . ? I think you're hallucinating . . .

[ChaosVortex]

How do you ride a bridge?

I meant bridges in general for that last bit. If you want to be specific, any form of transportation which transports me over (and some cases... under) the bridge.

Ever been so bored in Sears that you rode the escalator's up and down? I remember doing that years back.

MANY years back.

[ASR]

In ANY mall, I cannot resist going up the down escalator, but I've always found going down the up escalator to be difficult.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

My day...

[Jakey]

She didn't look that cute anyway.

[The Otaku]

Why is her arm on her boob.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Do you know nothing of female anatomy?

[Mikero]

How exactly were you cock blocked?

Uh, what're you talking about . . ? I think you're hallucinating . . .

I might be half drunk right now, but I wasn't then, and I don't take hallucinogens!

And I still type better than half of you in this state!

How do you ride a bridge?

I meant bridges in general for that last bit. If you want to be specific, any form of transportation which transports me over (and some cases... under) the bridge.

Knew what you meant.

Ever been so bored in Sears that you rode the escalator's up and down? I remember doing that years back.

No.

I'll post my day later, as this post doesn't really help it look readable.

[Chron]

Do you know nothing of female anatomy?

She gets a good lesson every time she looks in a mirror, I'm sure.
Do you even read what you type Sano?

I'm as curious as Mikero is to know what was happening in that comic. Doesn't make sense.
Or maybe I'm drunk as well? But it's morning.
That's no time to be drunk.

[ASR]

I've been taking so much Advil that I'm starting to wonder if I might actually OD on it.

I mean, not literally, but I'm taking like 4 Advil every 4 hours.

My ear really hurts.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I slept at my Grandma's the day before yesterday and yesterday I was drawing a birthday picture for my friend.

And then I played Metal Gear Solid 4 for the first time yesterday, 5 hours straight. ##### YEAH!!

And then it was raining and the lights went out (after I finished playing) and I couldn't walk home because I didn't want to get sick (its a nice half an hour walk from my grandma's to home, but it was dark, thundering, and wet).

So I slept at my grandma's again.

Longest time I ever spent away from the computer this year... >_>;;

[AlexThePenguin]

In ANY mall, I cannot resist going up the down escalator, but I've always found going down the up escalator to be difficult.

Our town has one escalator. It is unused, has been for many years, and about to be torn out. D:



Today...

Today, I work. Then, I come home. No real plans otherwise.

[ASR]

...just one escalator? In the whole of the town?! You are deprived!

[saldite]

That's nothing. My town doesn't even have a McDonald's, let alone an escalator.

[ASR]

Yeah, but, see, you I don't care about.

[The Otaku]

Do you know nothing of female anatomy?

My arm is not on my boob.

[ASR]

Mine is. But that's male anatomy. And just mine.

[The Otaku]

It must protrude from your nipple, then.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Do you know nothing of female anatomy?

My arm is not on my boob.

Wow, I'm sorry to hear about that terrible deformity of yours.

[Chron]

This has been "Sano: Genetic Failure".

Brought to you by Nabisco Cheese Tits

[ASR]

Do those Cheese Tits have any arms growing out of them?

And Sano, don't you feel bad for my deformity?

[The Otaku]

Remember that annoying 'friend' of mine who thinks Animal Crossing is much better than Megaman? She's back at it again, and I feel as if I could kill her. This time it's Kirby. Friggin' KIRBY. I told her to leave me alone as all the things she adores will neve be as good or better than Megaman, and she just doesn't get it. I go into my email and I see I have mail from her, and I expected a,"Hey, how's your summer break?" and instead I get a "Yeah, you think Megaman's so good, Kirby has his own TV show!"

Can you guys just say something that will offend her so much that she'll shut up and leave us alone. Because if she doesn't leave me alone I'll keep bugging you guys about it.

And for the record, I told her Megaman has three TV series.

[Chron]

You did the right thing.
You should also note that the original Mega Man TV show was ama...
...

... three? I'm missing something here.
*lists hands, raises one finger*
... Mega Man, Super Fightan Robot Man...
*lifts a second finger*
... Mega Man Rebuttal Network...
*lifts a third finger*
...

... *stares into space*

[ASR]

Instead of groaning and ignoring you like usual, I'll help out.

Kirby can copy one power at a time.
MegaMan copies powers and gets to keep them for an entire game.

Kirby has a TV-show.
MegaMan has three.

Kirby games are short and pathetically easy.
MegaMan games are always of perfect-length and provide a good, hearty challenge each time.

Kirby has a big mouth.
MegaMan has a transforming robo-dog.

Kirby's main villain is a blue penguin with a mallet, and occasionally a black cloud.
MegaMan's main villain is a criminally insane evil-genius mastermind, with 8 new villains every time.

Kirby saved a Pop Star.
MegaMan saved THE WORLD.

[Chron]

You gotta admit that Samurai Dark Matter is a cool guy though.

...
... but what's the third Mega Man show?

[ASR]

Star Force anime.

[Mikero]

And MegaMan was in Captain N. Not just in it, but was part of the N Team. I don't think Kirby ever even showed up in the show.

Which is actually kind of odd.

And then I played Metal Gear Solid 4 for the first time yesterday, 5 hours straight. ##### YEAH!!

I bet 4 of those hours were spent watching cutscenes, yeah?

[Chron]

And MegaMan was in Captain N. Not just in it, but was part of the N Team. I don't think Kirby ever even showed up in the show.

Which is actually kind of odd.

Not really. The show was canceled before Kirby's Dreamland was released. About one year afterward.

[Mikero]

Good. MM wins again.

Or does he? He was very wrong in that show.

[Chron]

Can you make amazing jokes about bad incarnations of Kirby?
No.

He's only ever had one media representation.
POYO
POYOOOOOO
POOOYOO

[The Otaku]

Now diss her taste in games! I can't do it 'cause it'd ruin our friendship.

[Mikero]

Ruin or Friendship?

I don't know what to pick.

[Chron]

The Kirby games might be easy, but most of them have excellent design.

Kirby's Adventure remains one of my favorite games of all time to this day.

[ASR]

I promise you that I spent most of the first half of Kirby's Dreamland 3 floating above the levels.

And that was fun and all, but only like once.

And that is not excellent design.

[ChaosVortex]

Kirby's Adventure? The one for the NES?

I downloaded it on VC. I was annoyed by the whole "press up to jump and float". It's the worst Kirby game I've played in my own opinion.

Of course, I've only played five, four which were actual Kirby games. The other was Kirby's Avalanche.

Kirby's Adventure
Kirby Superstar
Kirby 64
Kirby Squeak Squad

[ASR]

I remember as a kid I wanted Kirby's Superstar SOOOOO badly but we could never find it anywhere! Either that or my mom wouldn't let me get it because I had just gotten a new game or something.

[Chron]

Only Superstar is worth playing on that list, CV.

And Dreamland 3 is awful.

Go play Nightmare in Dreamland. It's a remake of Adventure, but you can tap A to start floating when in midair.

... by the way, up is float, A is jump.

[ASR]

Dreamland 3 is kickass. Don't diss it, bro. That's my #####.

I may not like Kirby but I played that game waaaaaaay too much as a kid to let anyone hate on it.

[Chron]

It's horrifyingly bad.
But you can believe in your world if you want.

[Mikero]

I liked one I played GBA a LOT.

When you beat it, Metaknight's sword appeared in this one place and you could go get it anytime (I'm not sure if all Kirby games do this or not, I know some do, but all the levels were connected to each other).

Best Kirby I ever played. I didn't get the chance to play much Kirby back in the day... I finished Kirby 64 in a rental though (with the non-perfect ending).

[ChaosVortex]

The Kirby games I played weren't extremely bad, but they still had some fun in them. Kirby 64 and Superstar I liked the most.

[Chron]

I liked one I played GBA a LOT.

When you beat it, Metaknight's sword appeared in this one place and you could go get it anytime (I'm not sure if all Kirby games do this or not, I know some do, but all the levels were connected to each other).

I'm pretty sure that one is Amazing Mirror.
It's... well, it's the Great Cave Offensive lite.

I'm not fond of the modern Kirby game designs. They all feel the same.

[Mikero]

I liked one I played GBA a LOT.

When you beat it, Metaknight's sword appeared in this one place and you could go get it anytime (I'm not sure if all Kirby games do this or not, I know some do, but all the levels were connected to each other).

I'm pretty sure that one is Amazing Mirror.

Sounds about right.

I'm not fond of the modern Kirby game designs. They all feel the same.

That is true.

[The Otaku]

You guys are no help. I told her,"The experts at MMM will tell you what's better!" I'm not supposed to be getting praise from you guys.

[Chron]

We can't help but like good games.

If it's any consolation, I'd never join a Kirby fan site. That would be humiliating and probably an awful experience.

I mean... that would only be appropriate if I were...
... if I were...

...
... hmm...
... a thirteen year old girl...

[The Otaku]

I have no interest in Kirby. And my friend is 12.

[ASR]

HE WAS TALKING ABOUT ME

[Chron]

It's OK ASR, it's OK.
Don't let the mean girl hamper your dreams.

You'll be fine, just calm down.
Deep breaths. Deeeeeep breaths.

Now, slowly, carefully, to your happy place.

[ASR]

SERENITY NOW