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ASR
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« Reply #3151 on: 19 November 2008, 22:20:26 » |
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I FEEL THAT THIS DID NOT GET ENOUGH ATTENTION ALSO SOULJA BOY IS STUPID YEAH Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.
One man, entirely miserable and equally disinterested in digital watches, sat at his desk typing a literary anaylsis regarding a wholly remarkable book (which, by a staggering coincidence, was where the first four paragraphs of this post were ripped from.)
As he typed an increasingly boring literary analysis for an increasingly boring Thoughts and Writing class on an increasingly boring Wednesday morning (which, mind you, had been having a boring day of his own and deserves to sympathized with), he found himself running out of readily available knowledge on the subject, with about two more double-spaced pages to go.
He unwittingly head over to Wikipedia and cautiously scanned the appropriate article. It struck him how almost but not entirely unlike the real Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy this website was.
As he scrolled dow---- WHAT.
WHAT.
......WHAT.
Apparently a sixth Hitchhiker's Guide book is being written. By Eoin Colfer, who wrote the Artemis Fowl books (which I admittedly enjoyed quite thoroughly but does not mean I am letting him off the hook for this blasphemy.)
It is called "And Another Thing..." and scheduled for an October 2009 release... and I am going to have to read it but holy hell am I angry that this is happening.
I don't even know what to think.
Who said this was okay?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7619000/7619708.stm
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« Reply #3164 on: 23 November 2008, 02:34:03 » |
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This starts with this statement; I live in a city. I do not live in the country, not in farm land, and no where near anything like a zoo.
So yesterday, on my way to work, I was walking through the parking lot of a bunch of businesses. I walk through this place to my bus every day. Before I turned a corner I thought "Ah #####. I forgot my phone, and I'll be late if I go back. But I probably won't need it anyway, plans have already been made for tonight."
So I turned the corner and looking around thought "What is that? A big fake bird?" It was, to my soundless astonishment, NOT fake.
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The wild turkey walked a few steps before eating something in the grass right outside the door of some printing company. I could not believe my eyes. In a rather overtly causous arc I walked by it on the opposite side of the car park, watching this foul fowl. It was just... there. As if everything was fine. Not another human in sight.
I kept on my course, though, lest I be mercilessly pecked. I've heard tell that wild turkeys, being turkeys, are complete dullards and that wild turkeys, being wild, will attack people out of no where. I don't know, but I was running late and had no phone to take a picture, so showing up late to work claiming turkey-attack wouldn't fly.
I have no idea how a turkey could possibly have been deposited there. And if you've not seen a wild turkey in person before, it's startlingly big. It'd take a good sized hug to get arms around that thing. I'm still slightly creeped out about it. At night I walked through there a couple times (going to and from the bus 'cause I went drinking downtown) and I didn't see it again. Or it didn't feel like fighting me.
I'm worried it lives in the overgrown vacant lot. Well, maybe not-so-vacant.
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« Reply #3170 on: 23 November 2008, 05:48:25 » |
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So, I went apartment hunting in Boston, yesterday and today. First place was alright, and I was all set to movie, pretty much. My dad wired me some money for a deposit. Unfortunately, my ATM/Debit card refuses to work for some odd reason. So, I had to go to the bank, but by the time I got the money, it was too late. Haha, yeah, definitely don't read Hitchhiker's Guide out of order. Especially since a lot of Mostly Harmless has to do with the whole Stravomula Beta thing that definitely made no sense to you.
BUT STILL. A SIXTH BOOK. WHAT.
Salmon of Doubt has the first 11 chapters, I think, of what was either going to be the sixth Hittchhiker's book, or the third Dirk Gently Book. It featured Zaphod and Dirk, IIRC.
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« Reply #3171 on: 23 November 2008, 06:28:00 » |
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Yep, read Salmon of Doubt. 11 chapters, yeah, originally going to be the third Dirk Gently, but Douglas said it had more a Hitchhiker's feel to it and was thinking of turning it into a sixth book. Dirk's in it, yeah, but no Zaphod. Dunno' where you got Zaphod from. But yeah, it was hell to read, because it was literally JUST the set-up of what was going to be an amazingly creative novel. Great stuff about the Schrodinger cat in there. And now we'll NEVER know where he was going with ANY of it.
But yeah. That doesn't mean I want someone else writing a sixth book just because it isn't there. That doesn't even make sense. Why did anyone even let this happen? The Hitchhiker's Guide series DID end. It had an ENDING. It wasn't like Adams died before finishing off a major cliffhanger. It was a nicely rounded-off ending, if a bit grim.
There is no need for anyone to write a sixth book.
I'd love to boycott it, but of course I'm going to read it. There's no way I won't be able to. But it's going to be really painful and I'm much more upset about this than I should be, but reeeeeeally.
Douglas Adams was a genius, and it's not at all possible that anyone else can live up to those books because they were so genuinely HIM. You can't just pass off the torch. You just can't.
And the thing is, Eoin Colfer is a GREAT author. I've read the first two Artemis Fowl books and they are actually really, really good. I read one of his other books, too, The Wish List or something. Decent. Didn't read the third Artemis Fowl. But my point is... I don't CARE how good he is. He's just not Douglas Adams, and he has no right writing a sixth Hitchhiker's book.
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« Reply #3172 on: 23 November 2008, 18:51:07 » |
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Yep, read Salmon of Doubt. 11 chapters, yeah, originally going to be the third Dirk Gently, but Douglas said it had more a Hitchhiker's feel to it and was thinking of turning it into a sixth book. Dirk's in it, yeah, but no Zaphod. Dunno' where you got Zaphod from. But yeah, it was hell to read, because it was literally JUST the set-up of what was going to be an amazingly creative novel. Great stuff about the Schrodinger cat in there. And now we'll NEVER know where he was going with ANY of it.
But yeah. That doesn't mean I want someone else writing a sixth book just because it isn't there. That doesn't even make sense. Why did anyone even let this happen? The Hitchhiker's Guide series DID end. It had an ENDING. It wasn't like Adams died before finishing off a major cliffhanger. It was a nicely rounded-off ending, if a bit grim.
There is no need for anyone to write a sixth book.
I'd love to boycott it, but of course I'm going to read it. There's no way I won't be able to. But it's going to be really painful and I'm much more upset about this than I should be, but reeeeeeally.
Douglas Adams was a genius, and it's not at all possible that anyone else can live up to those books because they were so genuinely HIM. You can't just pass off the torch. You just can't.
And the thing is, Eoin Colfer is a GREAT author. I've read the first two Artemis Fowl books and they are actually really, really good. I read one of his other books, too, The Wish List or something. Decent. Didn't read the third Artemis Fowl. But my point is... I don't CARE how good he is. He's just not Douglas Adams, and he has no right writing a sixth Hitchhiker's book.
Bleh, it's been about five years since I read Salmon of Doubt. It was going to feature Zaphod in it eventually, or would have in a rewrite. I don't remember, and don't have the book nearby to refresh my memory. But what is this about someone else writing another Hittchhiker's book? I have not been paying too much attention.
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« Reply #3180 on: 24 November 2008, 22:58:54 » |
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Today was pretty unlucky.
First, my alarm failed to go off, so I rushed to get to class. I get there, and realize that... there ISN'T any class today because the teacher was having seperate conferences with us throughout the day. And then I remembered mine was a couple hours ago.
Plus three days ago.
Ha. Ugh.
Anyway, I get back and start playing Rock Band with some friends, and then the yellow button on my controller breaks. Greeeeeeat.
Not about to go buy a new one. Apparently it's working again, but it still stops every once in a while. Very annoying.
But anyway, right after that happened, I went to get on my laptop. I open it up and hear a huge crack.
The right hinge on the flappy part thing on my laptop broke. UGH.
I mean, the computer is fine, but now I can't really shut it lest I completely break it off its hinges.
Then some friends and I went to look for an apartment, but basically just had more problems.
A very off day, really.
Capped it off with a purchase of Tropic Thunder on DVD. The special edition. This movie deserves that.
Gonna' watch it with commentary later.
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« Reply #3194 on: 27 November 2008, 16:00:25 » |
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crash course in hood surfing.
So much said in so little. Posted on: November 26, 2008, 08:32:42 PM
WOW. I go to turn on the TV to play Guitar Hero, and there is Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends float in the Macy's parade. Well. I watch it for about 3 seconds. THEN. THEN. [size=8]THEN.[/size] THAT song started. Ugh. AND THEN RICK ASTLEY HIMSELF COMES OUT TO SING IT. tl;dr I got rickrolled by the Macy's parade.
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I can skin anything smaller than a bobcat in 30 seconds.
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