The corrupted wish game.

[preventerWIND]

Wasn't so sure about forum games and the proper forum. But this one seems to be very entertaining and witty at other forums. : P
Basically you make a wish, and the next person that posts corrupts it in some way, and the cycle goes on.

example:
guy 1: I wish for a giant pony!

guy 2: Granted, although it's a pony from hell.
guy 2: I wish for chocolate cake.

I'll start out. I wish for the Christmas holiday to be extended.

[Xero]

Granted, nothing bad happens.

I wish that Classic Mega Man or Mega Man X was in Brawl as a playable character.

[Johncarllos]

Granted, but his moveset is not nearly as good as yours.

I wish for this thread to NOT turn out like the last one.

[Teelio]

Granted, but you get a hemorrhoid.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew.

[preventerWIND]

Granted, but that rumor about it reducing your sperm count is true.

I wish for 10,000 dollars.

[Xero]

Granted but it's counterfiet money.  Don't drop the soap now.

I wish that other smiley was Megamanified.

[Dr.]

Granted, but it looks like Axel.

I wish I had a dime for every time Sano messes up.

[ChaosVortex]

Granted, but then he doesn't mess up at all.

I wish for more Gurren-Lagann.

[Dr.]

Granted, but it's not yours.

I wish I'd get a call from the new places I applied for.

[Chron]

Granted, but it's from the drug-dealer you drunkenly applied to as a concrete block.

I wish I had my freaking degree.

[Majikn]

Granted but all the sex with the professors has left you limp and useless.

I wish for more bottles of blue fire.

[ASR]

You already wished for that before. I'll grant it regardless, and simply call you a bumbling fool in a world where bottles can't hold fire.

I wish for 10 more seasons of Scrubs.

[preventerWIND]

Granted, but when watching them you develop TV AIDS.

I wish that the sites I enjoy didn't slow down.

[ASR]

Granted, but you only enjoy sites like Tubgirl, Meatspin, Goatse, and 2girls1cup.

[Orange Devil]

I wish that ASR had made a wish for me to bash with a hammer.

[ASR]

Granted, but then this wish would have never happened and thus we have created a time paradox.

I wish I would've spaced out my responses because I look like a tool for taking part in three exchanges in a row.

[Winged Warrior]

Granted. But I stole your shift key.

I wish I had a cuecumber.

[preventerWIND]

Granted, your now a woman as well...

.... >.>

I wish I could sleep longer..

[Orange Devil]

Granted, but you have horrible destrictive night terrors.

I wish my tummy didn't hurt

[Chron]

Granted, your tummy is removed and now the area around it hurts because of the forceful removal of your tummy.

I wish Sano was real again.

[preventerWIND]

Granted, but it's one life for another, you're gone.

I wish I knew a good wish to wish for.

[Chron]

You know it now, but it's too late to wish for it.

I wish I was alive again.

[MOX]

Granted but you have to live the life of a bank robber.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Granted, but you will still get tired.

I wish I knew why everyone is making wishes related to me.

[preventerWIND]

Granted, it's because Chron is in love with you.

I wish to go to sleep now.

[MOX]

Granted but you'll wake up looking at  a mirror, harhar.

I wish each day had 25 hours instead of 24.

[ChaosVortex]

Granted. Your life-span shortens.

I wish MChat was public.

[Chron]

Granted, but you can't read anything over the n00bs.

I wish to be the little girl.

[Johncarllos]

Granted, but you get lollied to old men over the web and get raped one night by said men.

I wish for every episode of Bleach to come out right now, even the ones that don't have a manga yet, with no fillers.

[Orange Devil]

Granted, but due to some random accident you go blind and can't watch them. EVAR.

I wish that I had infinity foods and could never get fats.

[ASR]

Sure, but then Hitler comes back to life, eats donuts 'till he gets fat, and then commits genocide against anyone under 300 lbs.

I wish Lost started this Wednesday instead of later in February, and that it was a full season rather than a half-season.

[AlexThePenguin]

Granted, but they replace the screenwriters with monkeys.

I wish I had a better job.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Aw no, the spam topic again.

Granted but instead of paychecks you have to give THEM money.

I wish that Dragon Quest 9 comes out sooner.

[AlexThePenguin]

That wouldn't be a better job. >_>;

Granted, but it's a live-action game, and it stars Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Winged Warrior]

...
Granted but you become mute.


I wish my laptop, cactaur, didn't attack me so often

[Vinchenz Rock]

Granted but then it explodes one night.

I wish that I finish my game with less procrastination.

[Yubi Shines]

Granted, but right when you finish the last few lines of code, a sudden virus rears its head and eats your hard drive. Endgame. Literally.

I wish my camera would fix itself.

[Winged Warrior]

Granted. But It won't focus on your head

I wish Star warrior returned

[AlexThePenguin]

Granted, but you permanently switch names.

I wish I had enough to move in right now.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Granted... *Stares at Opal's avatar*

*Continues starring and starts to drool. Gets so bad that user can't post a wish*

[Edgecrusher]

Alex: Granted, but you 'move in' with Vinchenz here.

I wish it was possible for people to mind their own god damn business.

[Vinchenz Rock]

*Snaps out of bubble* Ehh, what?

I wish for a sandwich... yes, at twelve o'clock.

[Winged Warrior]

Granted, but your buisness is now everyone's buisness.

I wish chocolate was a biological weapon.

[AlexThePenguin]

Granted, but it only causes women to menstruate.

Jesus, I wish I could calm down. ._.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Granted but to do so, Jesus comes from the heavens to slap you into calmness.

I still wish for my sandwich.

[Edgecrusher]

Granted, but it only causes women to menstruate.

I'm pretty sure that makes it one of the most terrifying biological weapons known to mankind.

[preventerWIND]

PMS - Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

V- You get your sandwich alright, you're sandwiched between two naked male strippers.

I wish my hands didn't burn right now : [

[White Shadow]

Granted, but they catch on fire instead.

I wish Helium only had one electron.

[Chron]

Granted, but now all helium gas is ionized and every balloon on the planet pops because you had to ruin it. Great going, hero.

I wish it would stay cold for once.

[Yubi Shines]

Granted. Ice Age occurs. A mammoth tramples your house.

I wish I had more hard drive space.