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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #150 on: 7 December 2007, 21:47:58 »
granted, but the important thing you do ends up landing you in federal prison and you become michael vick's butt-slave.

I wish for a new bass...
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It's a bird!

It's a plane!

NO! It's a signature without some sort of fancy picture in it.  Go figure.
Xero
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« Reply #151 on: 7 December 2007, 21:53:02 »
Granted but it comes with a new treble.

I wish for nothing.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #152 on: 7 December 2007, 21:56:27 »
Granted, but satan pops up out of your floor and hands you something.  Sneaky bastard.

I wish for a faster computer...
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It's a plane!

NO! It's a signature without some sort of fancy picture in it.  Go figure.
preventerWIND
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« Reply #153 on: 7 December 2007, 22:42:46 »
Granted. It's got legs. Hairy ones.

I wish for a better Micro SD card.
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Dr.
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« Reply #154 on: 7 December 2007, 22:44:33 »
Granted, but it's in a pile of dog #####.

 I wish for a new car.
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« Reply #155 on: 7 December 2007, 22:46:10 »
: Dr.   7 December 2007, 22:44:33
Granted, but it's in a pile of dog #####.
good enuff lulz

 
I wish for a new car.
Granted, you have an old car from the 60's.

I wish for a new computer chair.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #156 on: 7 December 2007, 22:48:32 »
: Dr.   7 December 2007, 22:44:33
I wish for a new car.

Granted.  But it turns out to be an Iraqi Car Bomb.  That only gets 10 miles to the gallon.

I wish for a sharpie that never went dull or ran out of ink.
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NO! It's a signature without some sort of fancy picture in it.  Go figure.
Dr.
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« Reply #157 on: 7 December 2007, 22:50:06 »
Granted, but it comes broken. (This goes for both.)

I wish for a better paying job.
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Teelio
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« Reply #158 on: 7 December 2007, 22:50:46 »
Granted, but you end up being a prostitute for twisted-minded people.

I wish I knew what software Sybreed's Drop used.
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tlo
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« Reply #159 on: 7 December 2007, 22:53:40 »
Granted, but it was extremely complicated and came without a manual.  And it incidentally wasn't great after all.

I wish I could go to Japan.
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BlackMcJack
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« Reply #160 on: 7 December 2007, 23:19:00 »
Granted but your crushed by Godzilla

I wish I had a army of Strippers, female strippers.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #161 on: 7 December 2007, 23:22:15 »
Granted, but they were massively overweight and ate all your food and eventually you after taking over the world.

I wish for someone I know to call me with good news.
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #162 on: 8 December 2007, 05:34:39 »
Granted. Your neighbor is a telemarketer and calls you saying you've won a free cruise.

I wish someone can creatively corrupt this wish.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #163 on: 8 December 2007, 05:38:24 »
Granted. Your wish creates a paradox.

I wish I hadn't cracked my thumbnail.
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Jakey
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« Reply #164 on: 8 December 2007, 06:18:12 »
Granted but 8 babies die instead.

I wish my grandpa would stop touching me.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #165 on: 8 December 2007, 06:19:20 »
Granted, but now your other grandpa starts.

I wish mythumb hadn't started bleeding again.
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Dr.
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« Reply #166 on: 8 December 2007, 06:28:42 »
Granted, but then your nose begins to bleed.

I wish I didn't have a 1 am curfew.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #167 on: 8 December 2007, 07:00:19 »
Granted. You have a 7:30 PM curfew.

I wish this chicken wasn't old.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #168 on: 8 December 2007, 07:06:21 »
Granted, it's an egg now.

I wish my leg didn't itch like hell (BTW got the cast off)
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #169 on: 8 December 2007, 07:08:13 »
Granted, but soon after it stops itching, you simultaneously get chickenpox and attacked by a swarm of hungry mosquitoes, all concentrated on your leg.


I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #170 on: 8 December 2007, 07:10:33 »
Granted. *grabs Alex*

*munch munch* : I
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« Reply #171 on: 8 December 2007, 07:11:17 »
Granted, but I happen to avoid dating weiners.

I wish I was lost!
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Dr.
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« Reply #172 on: 8 December 2007, 08:38:45 »
Too late.

I wish I'd sleep.
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BlackMcJack
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« Reply #173 on: 8 December 2007, 08:53:56 »
Granted but now you dream of Old Regan Naked

I wish I had new pants
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« Reply #174 on: 8 December 2007, 09:25:14 »
Granted But they are now fancy pants... Mr Fancy pants!

I wish that all the wishes in the world could be wished upon a wishing star that all wishes could no longer use the word wish.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #175 on: 8 December 2007, 14:05:22 »
Granted, but the word "wish" is replaced with the word "supersoaker."

I supersoaker for a new mouse.
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It's a plane!

NO! It's a signature without some sort of fancy picture in it.  Go figure.
Machine Man
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« Reply #176 on: 8 December 2007, 14:21:17 »
Wish granted, but you weren’t specific enough with your supersoaker, so now you have an annoying mouse running in house, and he's peeing all over the counter. Have fun.

I "wish" for an end to Star Force.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #177 on: 8 December 2007, 14:23:54 »
Granted, but 10 years from now they bring it back in an anniversary set.  Which has a mouse in it which pees all over YOUR counter.

I wish for "Soulja Boy" to go away and die a horrible and painful death of listening to his own song 1,000,000 times.
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NO! It's a signature without some sort of fancy picture in it.  Go figure.
Kamon
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« Reply #178 on: 8 December 2007, 14:32:35 »
Granted but you have to listen to it all day, everyday for the rest of your life.

I wish I had the Najica Blitz Tactics boxed set.
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Machine Man
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« Reply #179 on: 8 December 2007, 14:34:09 »
Wish granted, but your mother FORCES you to give it to the pour.

I wish my cold would ##### off, and leave alone.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #180 on: 8 December 2007, 14:38:48 »
Granted, but your "poor" spelling causes pneumonia to plague you.

I wish it was warm enough to go golfing...
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Machine Man
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« Reply #181 on: 8 December 2007, 14:41:52 »
Wish granted, but none of your friends want to go, and you have to golf ALONE.

I wish for better spelling skills, and that none of my other skills will go down.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #182 on: 8 December 2007, 16:16:25 »
Granted, but you become incredibly short and ugly.  Those aren't skills.

I wish I had six dollars.
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It's a plane!

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Machine Man
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« Reply #183 on: 8 December 2007, 18:27:53 »
Wish granted, you have six counter-fit dollar bills. The law soon finds out, now you have to go to court, and you know what you have for a lawyer? A MONKEY! That’s right, a Monkey. ooh ooh ah ah

I wish for six "legal" dollars, and I would spend them on something great!
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #184 on: 8 December 2007, 18:42:16 »
Granted. The legal dollars are Wily Fun Bux and you obtained them by giving Rez a "sexual favor".

I wish I wasn't lazy so I could clean my room.
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Yubi Shines
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« Reply #185 on: 8 December 2007, 18:44:14 »
Granted. You are galvanized into action, cleaning and cleaning and cleaning until your hands are raw and bleeding.

I wish for an iPod Shuffle. No silly videos or more gigabytes than god, just a basic mp3 player.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #186 on: 8 December 2007, 22:33:23 »
Granted, but you lose the headphones and the accessories, and the warranty is kaput. Then you drop it in the water.

I wish for my pizza to be done cooking.
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It's a bird!

It's a plane!

NO! It's a signature without some sort of fancy picture in it.  Go figure.
BlackMcJack
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« Reply #187 on: 8 December 2007, 23:09:33 »
Granted but now it's covered with puppies.

I wish I wasn't so twisted.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #188 on: 8 December 2007, 23:41:55 »
Granted but the change in your personality causes a rupture in the space time continuum, eradicating life as we know it.

I wish my little brother would leave me alone.
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MOX
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« Reply #189 on: 9 December 2007, 00:39:49 »
Granted but you get jealous that he hangs out with someone else rather than you and go on some jealousy rage that you'd normaly find on some sitcoms.

I wish I had some socks.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #190 on: 9 December 2007, 01:44:06 »
Granted, but you throw away all your other socks because you think you don't need them anymore, then all your new socks get big holes in them.

I wish for a cough drop.
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It's a bird!

It's a plane!

NO! It's a signature without some sort of fancy picture in it.  Go figure.
Teelio
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« Reply #191 on: 9 December 2007, 17:21:12 »
ACCESS DENIED.

I wish for drugs. Lotsa drugs. :(
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tlo
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« Reply #192 on: 9 December 2007, 21:38:33 »
Wish granted, but your life falls in ruins from destroying yourself with drugs.

I wish for a new episode of Death Note, RIGHT NOW.
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Jakey
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« Reply #193 on: 9 December 2007, 21:47:51 »
Wish grante, but your life falls in ruins because you like anime.

I wish had some
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Machine Man
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« Reply #194 on: 9 December 2007, 22:16:15 »
Wish granted, but the Waffles are full of X-Lax, and it's the only food on earth, so you have to eat it.

I wish to be on TV.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #195 on: 9 December 2007, 22:18:32 »
Granted, you're on Jerry Springer and you get slammed by two rednecks.

I wish my cold could let me stay home tommorow.
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NovaMan XP
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« Reply #196 on: 9 December 2007, 22:19:46 »
Granted, but you get a shot... in your ass.

I wish for it to be Christmas vacation already.
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Machine Man
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« Reply #197 on: 9 December 2007, 22:55:48 »
I REALY don't want to corrupt this wish so, it's granted, but not corrupted.

I wish for more snow.
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Xzeemo
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« Reply #198 on: 9 December 2007, 22:56:45 »
Granted, but it will flatten your house.

I wish for a turtle.
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #199 on: 9 December 2007, 22:59:03 »
Granted, but you accidentally spill Mutagen on it and it leaves your house to fight crime.

I wish I could find a working copy of Legends 2.
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