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« Reply #200 on: 9 December 2007, 23:02:10 »
Wish granted, but it's the japanese version, and you cant read any of the text.

I wish the plows would mind their own damn business, and stop plowing the snowing.
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« Reply #201 on: 9 December 2007, 23:06:22 »
Granted, but then bulldozers start to plow and **** up everything.

I wish for set of turntables so I can rearrange beats.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #202 on: 12 December 2007, 00:59:50 »
Granted, but all you have to rearrange is old Garfunkel albums.

I wish for someone to call me with great news.
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It's a bird!

It's a plane!

NO! It's a signature without some sort of fancy picture in it.  Go figure.
Slugkid
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« Reply #203 on: 12 December 2007, 16:27:51 »
Granted, but they are great bad news. Your house is on fire and all your consoles and technology is DEAD

I wish Mchat was up. Again.
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #204 on: 12 December 2007, 17:06:00 »
Granted but the only avatar available is a naked Dr. Wily.

I wish my fingers don't hurt no more.
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Kamon
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« Reply #205 on: 12 December 2007, 17:09:43 »
Granted, you have no fingers.

I wish my camera worked.
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DJSonic
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« Reply #206 on: 12 December 2007, 17:18:30 »
Granted, but every picture will be brighter than usual, and will lose a bit of colors.

I wish I had an external hard drive with larger than 500gb space.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #207 on: 12 December 2007, 17:22:05 »
 Granted, but when you arrive home you discover it's not compatible with your PC. And it was extremely expensive. AND IT HAS NO GUARANTEE NOR DEVOLUTION!

I wish there was a wasteland.
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Majikn
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« Reply #208 on: 12 December 2007, 18:05:28 »
Granted, but there goes the thread.

I wish to not have to make a wish.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #209 on: 12 December 2007, 18:19:31 »
Granted. You already did so.
I wish i had a better wish than this one.
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Xero
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« Reply #210 on: 12 December 2007, 18:22:28 »
Not granted.

I wish that mudkipz be in brwl.
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Fatso
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« Reply #211 on: 12 December 2007, 18:25:16 »
Granted, but then there's mudkips in Brawl *shudder*

I want a Terminator army.
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #212 on: 12 December 2007, 23:32:26 »
Granted, but they're Rodney Dangerfield models, and they show up naked and can't find any clothes.

I wish for a new car.
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It's a bird!

It's a plane!

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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #213 on: 13 December 2007, 02:22:53 »
Granted. A new Toyota appears in thin air right above your head and lands directly on top of you.

I wish for uranium alloy.
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Majikn
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« Reply #214 on: 13 December 2007, 04:50:47 »
The Gods grant your wish and see that you're their 100,000,000th customer, and they grant you another wish which is corrupted in that they turn you into stone, unless you wish specifically not to be turned into stone, in which case a knife falls from the heavens and kills you on the spot.

I wish for an indestructible suitcase that is openable only by me, renders me immortal in its presence, and contains millions of real Canadian dollars, delivered right to my bed by a very timid individual named Zachary Smith who is too rich to want to take my money anyway.
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« Reply #215 on: 13 December 2007, 04:53:04 »
Granted, but the immortal rays shone off by your magic suitcase causes cancer, and all of your money is in Canadina dollars...which is worthless eh.

I wish for a pet monkey that would be my right hand man and wear a top hat.
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Majikn
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« Reply #216 on: 13 December 2007, 07:17:46 »
So basically my only inconvenience is that carrying my suitcase around will slowly kill people around me unintentionally?

WIN.

Anyway, granted. The monkey turns into a right hand, then a man, then the constant refiguration kills it.

Since I already got a wish granted that I'm satisfied with, I choose not to wish.
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #217 on: 13 December 2007, 13:12:29 »
Then your wish is no longer satisfying.

I wish for some ice cream.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #218 on: 13 December 2007, 15:38:56 »
Granted but you getz a crabby patty
People
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Patties.
I wish for a Good gaming system.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #219 on: 13 December 2007, 17:03:35 »
Granted, you're given a NES and thrusted back into the 1980's.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #220 on: 13 December 2007, 17:13:09 »
I'd be happy with a NES. And I was not born on the 80's...
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guitaristjoe
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« Reply #221 on: 13 December 2007, 23:30:00 »
That does not matter.

Think about Back to the Future rules.

But watch out for the butterfly effect. O_o
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It's a plane!

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preventerWIND
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« Reply #222 on: 13 December 2007, 23:32:20 »
But watch out for my foot up yer ass you smart ass. I'll put a firecracker in a mailbox and blow up a baby whenever I wanna.
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #223 on: 14 December 2007, 02:29:17 »
Although no one really wished, WISHED GRANTED, but you all die of the plague.

I wish my N64 worked.
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« Reply #224 on: 14 December 2007, 02:30:15 »
Granted but only Super Man 64 will play on it.

I wish we didn't die of the plague. D:
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #225 on: 14 December 2007, 02:30:54 »
Granted. It's AIDS now.

I wish I still had my copy of Super Mario 64.
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« Reply #226 on: 14 December 2007, 02:31:54 »
Granted but "NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR RRRR"

I wish I had HIV instead.
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #227 on: 14 December 2007, 02:34:56 »
Granted, but you're a whore and get AIDS anyway.

I wish Rez Abe would fix the Hentai Gallery.
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« Reply #228 on: 14 December 2007, 03:00:15 »
Isn't HIV and AIDS the same?... I do not know...
Granted but all it has is pics of naked doctor wily.
I wish I could go to the USA.
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Fatso
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« Reply #229 on: 14 December 2007, 04:47:36 »
Granted, but as you step off the [insert conveyance here], you're shot dead.

I wish for the rest of the site back up.
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Jakey
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« Reply #230 on: 14 December 2007, 05:17:35 »
Granted, but now the board is CLOSED FOREVAR.

And no, HIV and AIDS are not the same.  HIV leads to AIDS.

I wish I was not watching the cast of The View on Jay Leno.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #231 on: 14 December 2007, 05:20:13 »
Thanks.
Granted. You are blind.
I wish I couldn't get tired.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #232 on: 14 December 2007, 05:24:22 »
Granted, a big strong gay muscley man comes and works you out, to the maximum honey.

I wish there was the Christmas holiday would be NOW.
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #233 on: 14 December 2007, 14:38:09 »
Granted, but it doesn't come true due to the awkward wording.

I wish BEAT ROD TANK EMPTIES.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #234 on: 14 December 2007, 14:45:03 »
My bad, I was half asleep when typing that.

Granted, you have cool beans now. WHOOOOOO!

I wish the Christmas holiday would begin now. (Much better)
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #235 on: 14 December 2007, 14:48:39 »
Granted but you get coals for Christmas.

I wish that God gave ME lemons. Then I could find a new God.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #236 on: 14 December 2007, 14:58:14 »
Granted, but they're asplodin' lemons.

I wish a MegaMan game for one of the next gens was announced.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #237 on: 14 December 2007, 15:20:55 »
Granted. But it's as good as starforce.
I wish for donuts.
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #238 on: 14 December 2007, 15:24:41 »
Granted but the secret recipe is dog poop.

I wish I had WINDUHHHH's hat.
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #239 on: 14 December 2007, 19:24:55 »
Granted. You pay WIND your life savings for it.

I wish I could figure out what to write on my grafiti image in Computer Graphics.
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Slugkid
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« Reply #240 on: 14 December 2007, 20:45:10 »
Granted. but you forget it the next second.
I wish dirt didn't exist.
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #241 on: 14 December 2007, 21:06:16 »
Granted. Dirt is now replaced with hot magma and Earth becomes the new hell.

I wish I could work it harder, better, faster, and stronger.
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Fatso
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« Reply #242 on: 15 December 2007, 04:00:08 »
Granted, but Steve Austin sues.

I wish the snow would #####ing wash away.
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Aeon
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« Reply #243 on: 15 December 2007, 04:04:16 »
: Fatso  15 December 2007, 04:00:08
Granted, but Steve Austin sues.

I wish the snow would #####ing wash away.

Granted, but it's still as cold as before.

I wish to know how it feels to hold a girl in my arms~
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #244 on: 15 December 2007, 04:25:59 »
Granted. You hug yourself.

BURNED.

I wish I earned more money at work.
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Aeon
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« Reply #245 on: 15 December 2007, 04:28:49 »
: ChaosVortex  15 December 2007, 04:25:59
Granted. You hug yourself.

BURNED.

I wish I earned more money at work.

Granted, he doesn't wear a condom and you get AIDS.

I wish that our winter vacations would be longer.
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ChaosVortex
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« Reply #246 on: 15 December 2007, 04:32:19 »
Not corrupting or wishing, but I just now noticed I left myself open for that one. ._.;
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Aeon
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« Reply #247 on: 15 December 2007, 04:51:54 »
: ChaosVortex  15 December 2007, 04:32:19
Not corrupting or wishing, but I just now noticed I left myself open for that one. ._.;

You're not going to get more money if you let yourself open for free. =/
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #248 on: 15 December 2007, 05:10:33 »
I wish Aeon would quit stalking me from board to board.
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Aeon
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« Reply #249 on: 15 December 2007, 05:15:29 »
: Captain Sanoguchi  15 December 2007, 05:10:33
I wish Aeon would quit stalking me from board to board.

I was in the MG first. >_>

I wish you'd stop #####ing Pikachus.
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