The corrupted wish game.

[Machine Man]

Wish granted, but it's the japanese version, and you cant read any of the text.

I wish the plows would mind their own damn business, and stop plowing the snowing.

[Xzeemo]

Granted, but then bulldozers start to plow and **** up everything.

I wish for set of turntables so I can rearrange beats.

[guitaristjoe]

Granted, but all you have to rearrange is old Garfunkel albums.

I wish for someone to call me with great news.

[Slugkid]

Granted, but they are great bad news. Your house is on fire and all your consoles and technology is DEAD

I wish Mchat was up. Again.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Granted but the only avatar available is a naked Dr. Wily.

I wish my fingers don't hurt no more.

[Kamon]

Granted, you have no fingers.

I wish my camera worked.

[DJSonic]

Granted, but every picture will be brighter than usual, and will lose a bit of colors.

I wish I had an external hard drive with larger than 500gb space.

[Slugkid]

 Granted, but when you arrive home you discover it's not compatible with your PC. And it was extremely expensive. AND IT HAS NO GUARANTEE NOR DEVOLUTION!

I wish there was a wasteland.

[Majikn]

Granted, but there goes the thread.

I wish to not have to make a wish.

[Slugkid]

Granted. You already did so.
I wish i had a better wish than this one.

[Xero]

Not granted.

I wish that mudkipz be in brwl.

[Fatso]

Granted, but then there's mudkips in Brawl *shudder*

I want a Terminator army.

[guitaristjoe]

Granted, but they're Rodney Dangerfield models, and they show up naked and can't find any clothes.

I wish for a new car.

[ChaosVortex]

Granted. A new Toyota appears in thin air right above your head and lands directly on top of you.

I wish for uranium alloy.

[Majikn]

The Gods grant your wish and see that you're their 100,000,000th customer, and they grant you another wish which is corrupted in that they turn you into stone, unless you wish specifically not to be turned into stone, in which case a knife falls from the heavens and kills you on the spot.

I wish for an indestructible suitcase that is openable only by me, renders me immortal in its presence, and contains millions of real Canadian dollars, delivered right to my bed by a very timid individual named Zachary Smith who is too rich to want to take my money anyway.

[Xzeemo]

Granted, but the immortal rays shone off by your magic suitcase causes cancer, and all of your money is in Canadina dollars...which is worthless eh.

I wish for a pet monkey that would be my right hand man and wear a top hat.

[Majikn]

So basically my only inconvenience is that carrying my suitcase around will slowly kill people around me unintentionally?

WIN.

Anyway, granted. The monkey turns into a right hand, then a man, then the constant refiguration kills it.

Since I already got a wish granted that I'm satisfied with, I choose not to wish.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Then your wish is no longer satisfying.

I wish for some ice cream.

[Slugkid]

Granted but you getz a crabby patty
People
Order
Our
Patties.
I wish for a Good gaming system.

[preventerWIND]

Granted, you're given a NES and thrusted back into the 1980's.

[Slugkid]

I'd be happy with a NES. And I was not born on the 80's...

[guitaristjoe]

That does not matter.

Think about Back to the Future rules.

But watch out for the butterfly effect. O_o

[preventerWIND]

But watch out for my foot up yer ass you smart ass. I'll put a firecracker in a mailbox and blow up a baby whenever I wanna.

[ChaosVortex]

Although no one really wished, WISHED GRANTED, but you all die of the plague.

I wish my N64 worked.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Granted but only Super Man 64 will play on it.

I wish we didn't die of the plague. D:

[ChaosVortex]

Granted. It's AIDS now.

I wish I still had my copy of Super Mario 64.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Granted but "NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR RRRR"

I wish I had HIV instead.

[ChaosVortex]

Granted, but you're a whore and get AIDS anyway.

I wish Rez Abe would fix the Hentai Gallery.

[Slugkid]

Isn't HIV and AIDS the same?... I do not know...
Granted but all it has is pics of naked doctor wily.
I wish I could go to the USA.

[Fatso]

Granted, but as you step off the [insert conveyance here], you're shot dead.

I wish for the rest of the site back up.

[Jakey]

Granted, but now the board is CLOSED FOREVAR.

And no, HIV and AIDS are not the same.  HIV leads to AIDS.

I wish I was not watching the cast of The View on Jay Leno.

[Slugkid]

Thanks.
Granted. You are blind.
I wish I couldn't get tired.

[preventerWIND]

Granted, a big strong gay muscley man comes and works you out, to the maximum honey.

I wish there was the Christmas holiday would be NOW.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Granted, but it doesn't come true due to the awkward wording.

I wish BEAT ROD TANK EMPTIES.

[preventerWIND]

My bad, I was half asleep when typing that.

Granted, you have cool beans now. WHOOOOOO!

I wish the Christmas holiday would begin now. (Much better)

[Vinchenz Rock]

Granted but you get coals for Christmas.

I wish that God gave ME lemons. Then I could find a new God.

[preventerWIND]

Granted, but they're asplodin' lemons.

I wish a MegaMan game for one of the next gens was announced.

[Slugkid]

Granted. But it's as good as starforce.
I wish for donuts.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Granted but the secret recipe is dog poop.

I wish I had WINDUHHHH's hat.

[ChaosVortex]

Granted. You pay WIND your life savings for it.

I wish I could figure out what to write on my grafiti image in Computer Graphics.

[Slugkid]

Granted. but you forget it the next second.
I wish dirt didn't exist.

[ChaosVortex]

Granted. Dirt is now replaced with hot magma and Earth becomes the new hell.

I wish I could work it harder, better, faster, and stronger.

[Fatso]

Granted, but Steve Austin sues.

I wish the snow would #####ing wash away.

[Aeon]

Granted, but Steve Austin sues.

I wish the snow would #####ing wash away.

Granted, but it's still as cold as before.

I wish to know how it feels to hold a girl in my arms~

[ChaosVortex]

Granted. You hug yourself.

BURNED.

I wish I earned more money at work.

[Aeon]

Granted. You hug yourself.

BURNED.

I wish I earned more money at work.

Granted, he doesn't wear a condom and you get AIDS.

I wish that our winter vacations would be longer.

[ChaosVortex]

Not corrupting or wishing, but I just now noticed I left myself open for that one. ._.;

[Aeon]

Not corrupting or wishing, but I just now noticed I left myself open for that one. ._.;

You're not going to get more money if you let yourself open for free. =/

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I wish Aeon would quit stalking me from board to board.

[Aeon]

I wish Aeon would quit stalking me from board to board.

I was in the MG first. >_>

I wish you'd stop #####ing Pikachus.