The corrupted wish game.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Granted, I donated it to less fortunant children.

But in all seriousness, I wish for you, Aeon, to leave MMM and never return again. Seriously.

[Aeon]

I wasn't the one that got banned, now was I?

 I'll leave the MMM when I leave America, which I can't considering how Wal-Mart keeps me in a basement and only lets me leave to work as a greeter.

[Johncarllos]

Granted but you get coals for Christmas.

I wish that God gave ME lemons. Then I could find a new God.

POWER THIRST.


Uh, whatever is happeneing, NOT GRANTED.

I wish I had never seen 2G1C. *shudder*

[preventerWIND]

Granted, you see 2 girls 1 finger.

I wish I could go out and get my pizza already.

[Johncarllos]

Granted, but it's topping is mayonaise and you have to leave it in the sun for 2 days before you can eat it.

I wish for Megaman ZX Advent.

[Jakey]

Granted but then this happens


I wish I could drive better.

[Johncarllos]

Granted, but you are hit by a car which is in no way your fault, and lose the cognative capacity to legally operate a motor vehicle.

I wish that my corruption hadn't been so mean to Jakey.

[Fatso]

Granted; however, a vengeful god strikes you down instead.

I wish for an end to the thread.

[Johncarllos]

NOT GRANTED.

I wish for fatso to never make a stupid wish ever again.

[NovaMan XP]

Granted, they're now retarded wishes.

I wish to do good on my exams next week. D:

[Mikero]

I agree with Fatso's wish, but I just decided not to post in here instead. Anyway carry on.

[preventerWIND]

Mikero's a party pooper!

Jake, that pic scared me. Seriously.

I wish for a handful of good songs to be made.

[Mikero]

I didn't want to puke on the picnic that's why I did post before!

:-( :-)

[Machine Man]

Wish granted, but the songs only taste good, but don't sound good.

I wish for a snowday tomorrow.

[KPL]

Granted, but the snow appears to be from the near nuclear plant.

I wish for a pair of new sneakers.

[Johncarllos]

Granted, but they are too big for your feet. By a foot.

I wish for a better, working computer.

[Fatso]

Granted, but within ten days your motherboard fries.

I wish Unreal Tournament 3 had actually been released as a complete game instead of the halfway-between-beta-and-final-release sort of form it was at launch.

[Johncarllos]

Granted, but the final version was only as good as "Unreal Tournament 1" on the PS2.

[guitaristjoe]

I really hate it when people don't post another wish.

Granted, but as they worked to make it complete before launch, the plotline became faulty and riddled with holes as production went on.  They couldn't fix the bugs and decided to quit the project altogether. And another Unreal will never be made.

I wish people would wish wishes that i could wish wishes upon.

[Johncarllos]

Granted, but a mod locks the thread.

I wish that of all the topic you just revived, this one remained dead.

[Kamon]

Not granted. Reviving this is corrupt enough.

I wish my radiators worked properly.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Granted. But then the temperature outside raises dramatically... Oh yeah and the heat from the radiator sets some curtains in your house on fire and then your house burns down.

I wish for a pony.

[Johncarllos]

Granted, but it's really old and ill tempered.

I wish for faster internet.

[Kamon]

Grantd, but your PC catches fire and dies.

I wish for more activity here.

[Slugkid]

Granted, but then many many many many noobs appear.

I wish vacations here didn't end march the third(or earlier...).

[ChaosVortex]

Granted. No more vacations for you.

I wish I had Power Point.

[Slugkid]

Granted. But Sano becomes your neighbor.

I wish I had turned off the alarm because of it being saturday.

[preventerWIND]

Granted, but while you're asleep, everyone else boards a spaceship to mars, 'cause the worlds gon' asplode.

I wish I knew how to use Flash..

[ASR]

Granted, but you spend all your time making cheap crap-imations that nobody wants to watch.

I wish I wasn't so damn awesome.

[Fatso]

Granted, you're now a total loser.

I wish for Perfect Dark 2.

[Johncarllos]

Granted, but it pales in comparison to the first... oh wait...

I wish for $50 and a brawl pre-order, and for my wii to keep working, as well as my tv and all my sound equipment and internet and wii remote etc...

[ChaosVortex]

Granted, but you die on March 8th.

I wish for a car.

[AlexThePenguin]

Granted: You get a very nice, remodeled 1964 ... classic sports car of some kind that's really pretty. It's crushed by a freak meteorite later that day.

I wish that I could get Still Alive out of my head. D:

[Johncarllos]

Granted, but GLaDOS turns your world inside out by revealing that everything you know has been a virtual reality test to prepare you for thinking with portals.

I wish I had a Portal Gun (I beat the game a few days ago).

[AlexThePenguin]

Granted, but it backfires.

I wish for a mighty morphin' duck.

[Fatso]

Granted, but it turns into a Duck Megazord and squishes you.

I wish I hadn't just corrupted that wish that way.

[Johncarllos]

Granted, you corrupted it to say " Granted, but turns into a pile of dead chao."

I wish I knew more about Portal, and that my portal gun hadn't backfired, having a portal on my chest is not as good as you'd think.

[guitaristjoe]

Granted, but the portal ends up on your crotch and the next tome you tell your girlfriend you're going to take her to a "whole new world" it has a more literal meaning.

I wish my damn online would work on my Wii.

[Johncarllos]

Granted, but it's basic brawl only.