Question Concerning Ranking Based On Posts

[The Otaku]

Yeah, I have a question about the ranking. You know, like this:

Noob: ?-? Posts
Metall: ?-? Posts
Sniper Joe: 100-? Posts

If you have the answer, please post it in the above form, because it's easier to understand.

I'm asking this because I'm all about ranking and authority. Even though I won't have as much power as Abe and TheRedPriest, having as many posts as the bigwigs like Chaos, Xero, Mikero, John, and many others will help boost my self-confidence. And that's much needed on a forum where the majority of users are sexist males.

EDIT: ASR is a bigwig, as well as anyone else who's been with MMM since before the down time.

EDIT: Fine, you guys aren't sexist. Goodness. So easily offended.

[ChaosVortex]

We don't care about post count.

But it's:

Noob = 0-49
Metall = 50-99
Sniper Joe = 100-499
Robot Master = 500-999
Super Robot = 1000+

There's also Matrix Marine and the one and only Creator of MMM. They're of course untouchable.

[ASR]

I took offense to not being listed as a bigwig and being called a sexist male.

I bet Chaos doesn't even OWN a big wig! And John wears his on his chin!

[Johncarllos]

Funny, I don't even bother looking at post count any more, it's not accurate, as Snare and Jake who have been her forever don't have nearly as many posts as me, as this board has been reincarnated quite a few times with the post counts reset to zero.
I'm still relatively new here, as is Wind.
Combined from all boards, I bet Mikero has over 20,000 posts.

Don't worry about post count. Behave in a knowledgeable way and you'll be respected easier.

BUT,
Noob = 0-49
Metall= 50- 99
Sniper Joe= 100- 499?
Robot Master= 500?-999
Super Robot= 1000 onward.

I think.

Posted on: June 03, 2008, 10:29:34 PM

I think she called us ALL sexist males.

That is incorrect. It's really just a meme to; say there are no girls on the internet/ make fun of them for saying so. Nothing is serious about it.

Again, post intelligently and in moderation, never feel that you HAVE to post, just say what needs to be said if you have something to say.

[ChaosVortex]

I bet Chaos doesn't even OWN a big wig! And John wears his on his chin!

Mine's on my chest. ;__;

[Johncarllos]

MY CHEST HAIR IS BIGGER!

[The Otaku]

Okay, thanks everyone. And so I wouldn't have to give you any cheese with that wine (Get it?! Wine? WHINE? Never mind . . . ), ASR, I've put your name under the category of 'bigwig' as well. Even though you don't have a bigwig as much as Chaos.

Now, please stop trying to post because I'm locking this.

THERE, IT'S UNLOCKED. HAPPY, JC?!

Go ahead, continue with your chest hair ramblings.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

...You're starting to get really annoying.

[preventerWIND]

You're always annoying, BUT WE LOVE YOU.


HUG~

[NovaMan XP]

EW~

[preventerWIND]

UR JUST JEALUS~

[Johncarllos]

So, CV, I bet MY chestwig beats YOUR chestwig!

Sano, I know what ya mean about Otaku getting a little annoying, but remember when I first showed up and you were like 'JC IS THE CANCER THAT KILLS THE MMM!!!!!'

I had to learn before I got good at teh intarnetz.

[ChaosVortex]

My hair is shaped like a phoenix. You can't beat that.

But there's no contest.

And Otaku, you'll get better. WE BELIEVE IN YOU.

[The Otaku]

Yay, I'm annoying. And yay, someone actually shows a sign of friendly affection, online, on a forum full of men!

Makes me feel uncomfortable.

But Wind's okay.

[Johncarllos]

YOURS TOO?!?!?!
I really wanna post a picture of my chest hair right now.

Posted on: June 03, 2008, 11:17:46 PM

Wind is probably the friendliest here.

[Fatso]

I really don't wanna look at a picture of your chest hair right now.

[Johncarllos]

Nobody does.
I'll PM it to anyone who's interested though.
Which is no-one.
Even if I shop it to JUST the chest hair.

[preventerWIND]

I'm probably the coolest too.

KEEP TALKING ABOUT ME IT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT

[ASR]

I had a big post about funny stuff like how we usually treat low-post-countees with more respect than we treat Xero and Rez with, and other stuff about how post-counts don't matter, but then Otaku locked the thread so I gave up and closed the window.

And now it's unlocked again.

And now I don't feel like re-typing everything.

[The Otaku]

XD Sorry ASR.

And I didn't mean to necro-post on Morg's Birthday topic, I just do that 'cause I'm a NooB and I'm bored.

[Johncarllos]

Bored noobs go on Mchat.

[The Otaku]

Yes, but MChat doesn't have a post count, and the computer I'm currently on lags too much to support MChat.

[preventerWIND]

Yes, but MChat doesn't have a post count

U SUX

Who cares if it doesn't have a post count. The whole idea of a forum isn't to increase your post count.

[The Otaku]

I know, but I just like high numbers.

[ChaosVortex]

You know how much it would suck if that was the case? Every post would be like:

"Ha I'm winning!"
"Another post."
"Shazam"
"sdksjhgf;lk"
"1"
"2"
"3"
"Cheese nuts"
"where is porn?  :'("
"AAAAALMOST THERE"
"MIKERO CANT TOUCH THIS"
"this post was pasted via "CTRL + C" and "CTRL + V"
"V"

etc.

[Johncarllos]

CTRL+CV?

A mod would ban that anyways.

[ChaosVortex]

Yeah, I realized that too one day when I was Copy and Pasting and was all like "lol, cloned".

[NovaMan XP]

CTRL +XP just opens up the print screen... lousy piece of ##### computer.

[Johncarllos]

Nova=Cutprint.
Chaos= CopyPasta.

Remember when nobody could tell you two apart?

[The Otaku]

You know how much it would suck if that was the case? Every post would be like:

"Ha I'm winning!"
"Another post."
"Shazam"
"sdksjhgf;lk"
"1"
"2"
"3"
"Cheese nuts"
"where is porn?  :'("
"AAAAALMOST THERE"
"MIKERO CANT TOUCH THIS"
"this post was pasted via "CTRL + C" and "CTRL + V"
"V"

etc.

Well I'm trying to post like you guys, yet still get the count!

[ChaosVortex]

Try not to quote EVERY post. Unless you're directly speaking to that person, it's not necessary.

In a way, ASR was trying to tell you that.

Remember when nobody could tell you two apart?

EDIT: Yeah. Some of it was intentional, but still fun.

[Johncarllos]

It'll just happen.
I have no idea how many posts I currently have.
*scrolls up*
1739 after this one.

I could have sworn I had more. Oh well. Also, go into our page summaries and check our posts per day. Some post counts just happen slowly over time.

[The Otaku]

Thanks for the advice. What're you gonna tell me to do next, jump off a bridge that's two feet above the ground and has one hundred naked chicks waiting underneath?

[ChaosVortex]

Whatever floats your boat.

[Johncarllos]

...
That makes next to no sense.
Why would I ever tell anyone to do that?

[The Otaku]

I expected one of you to say something related to 'deja vu' because I copied that concept from someone at the topic about RPing. The one by the literal NooB Quint.

Well I can't stick around because I have to go to sleep; parents are getting pissed I'm talking to you people; good luck and good night.

[Mikero]

Combined from all boards, I bet Mikero has over 20,000 posts.

Probably. I knocked somewhere over 10,000 on the last board alone and had far too many on the board incarnations before that. I talk too much.

And don't worry about me, Otak (I'm calling you Otak now 'cause it's better, and sometimes I might call you Thumb-Tack 'cause I like to give people pet names). I'm really not as mean as I come off. Well... Maybe worry a little. Heh.

[Winged Warrior]

Posts:  (2.699 per day)

I remember when I wanted to be at 'less than one Post per day.'

Ive been here longer than some, my original Matrix friends have long since migrated to other areas.

keep fretting about your post count, you'll be just like another member.

Chill. base your worth on how people respond to you.

Obviously, We big, bad, nerdy, effeminates males will pick on you as long as you seem like a noob.

A bit of advice? Get a messenger and get to know some of us meanies. Ask your questions of the 'bigwigs' face to face, PM, what have you. The mods don't bite... Nibbles does, but not the mods. So if you have a question, don't be afraid to ask.

Newbies are intelligent, curious people who do not know how to get around exactly, and ask help appropriate.

NOOBS are only describable as "how I mine for fish?"

Now to go laugh with my huge manly muscles! HA HA HA!

[Mikero]

You're the most or possibly only (I haven't decided) effeminate male here, you bullah!

[Winged Warrior]

Well I do watch my figure.

[Mikero]

I think that was the best possible answer you could have given.

[Xero]

I don't post much anymore.

[ChaosVortex]

You just did you bafoon.

[preventerWIND]

Maybe he'll stop posting now.

Xello, come back, we miss you ;.;

And following Mike and ASR, I have the biggest post count on the board, I'm putting you other veterans to shame! Hah

[ChaosVortex]

I know. What a pity. Even though we've been saying no one cares, it's quite a shame. Mm Hm.

[preventerWIND]

I care :- [

[Johncarllos]

Funny, I never even noticed that Chaos had so many posts, just 30 something behind Wind.

Wind, you have so many posts because you don't go anywhere else on the internet.

[Abominator]

I'm surprised by how few posts I have and how I'm not even in the top 10 most time online.

Anyway, does anyone have anything relevant to the topic left to discuss?

I'll be re-hobbling the noobs soon, making it impossible for them to start topics and read the non-MM sections.

[The Otaku]

Because Winged Warriror advised me to get to now you 'meanies' better, please don't be annoyed if I randomly PM anyone of you 'bigwigs'.

[Johncarllos]

Get AIM or something.