You Know You're Addicted to MMM when...

[Johncarllos]

You have people from the site as friends on Facebook and Myspace.

Post one or two things in this topic that would prove an addiction to this site.

[ASR]

Not a bad idea, despite, well, being a gay one.

- You always leave a browser window open to MMM up in the background
- You have a mushroom-ified avatar of yourself saved on your hard drive
- You know when it's acceptable to misspell tomato
- You've mailed a Tonka Trucks Game Boy instruction manual to Jake

[Johncarllos]

- You always leave a browser window open to MMM up in the background
- You have a mushroom-ified avatar of yourself saved on your hard drive

Agreed.

[Abominator]

- You waste 9 years of your life on it... (ok, not a TOTAL waste...)

[Johncarllos]

-90% of your friends on Brawl are Matricans.

[Abominator]

(91% soon!)

[preventerWIND]

-When you have a real life friend who's a member, and you talk about it in real life.
-When the first people you register on your Wii and Brawl are Matricians.
-When you make a scrapbook with everyones internet avatar in it. (what? I never did that, but you know you're addicted when you DO)

[Johncarllos]

-You just sit around and for no reason make drawings of Matricans.

[preventerWIND]

-When the only thing you have submitted to art class was a Mikero monkey.

[TheRedPriest]

-when you make a card game based on it.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

- When you're a character in a card game based on MMM.
- When you've been around to kill countless Comic Jams.

[ChaosVortex]

-When you've actually thought up something to post in this thread.

Also, shouldn't this be in the General area?

[Lunchebox]

When you draw the admin with a set of giant knockers.

[ASR]

- When your admin's avatar is always a surprise!
- When "12-year-old hermaphrodites with AIDS" immediately pulls up images of the Zero series
- When you've learned to hate the company that makes your favorite game series

[Johncarllos]

Good ones.

-When you have talked with 3 other Matricans on Skype at the same time.

[ASR]

When one of your actual friends, who has never visited this site, probably talks to Jake more than you do.

[preventerWIND]

-When you want to jump on top of JC's head and reenact a scene from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

[Johncarllos]

-When you combine Eddy and DrillMan in MChat to for GURREN LAGANN!

[preventerWIND]

-When you start to quote Gurren Lagann quotes when doing so.

[Johncarllos]

-You've had dreams about meeting the other Matricans.

[Jakey]

HAHAHAHAHA I used to dream about that all the time.

You know you're addicted to MMM when you experienced orgasmic-level pleasure when the board finally returned.

[preventerWIND]

-You know you're addicted to MMM when everybody knows your battle cry


Shout it out for me fellas

[Winged Warrior]

I'm Preventer wind, And I approve this MESSAGE!

That one?

[ASR]

...PREVENTURRR WINDUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1

[preventerWIND]

NO NO NO! The one with the hookers, mustangs and space cowboys! GOD!

[Johncarllos]

- You can very closely draw most of the other Matrican's Avatars.

[Vinchenz Rock]

-When you make a topic called "You Know You're Addicted to MMM when..."
-When you post in it

[Fatso]

- When ALL of your Brawl friends are Matricians.
- When you spend fifteen minutes pounding the Refresh button waiting for something new to prey on.

Yes, it's sad. Whatever.

[Johncarllos]

-When you're the only Matrican on for more than half an hour, because you keep the page at 'Who's Online' and refresh it so you know when a new person logs on.

[NovaMan XP]

-When you're the first non-staff member to register at the site when it re-opens... :/

[ChaosVortex]

-When you've been away from the net for several years and when you finally get a computer, one of the first places you go to is this site.
-When you keep a window for MChat open ALL THE TIME because no one goes in as much as they used to so it's best to stay there and wait for someone to walk in.
-You remember how awesome it was in the ol' days and you're desperate to relive the experience so you just sit there, stare at the screen/play games, and wait for someone to come into MChat like the sorry pathetic sap you are.

... Yes.

[Mikero]

- When you know what an exploding horse joke is, and why it's funny.

(91% soon!)

You're a whole percent? I don't know if that's a lot or a little.

[ASR]

I think that's a little in our case.

[Johncarllos]

Considering that Brawl only allows 64 friends, that makes him count as 2/3s of a friend.

[ASR]

I'm trying not to do any math until college.

[Chron]

- When you actually know who Chron is.
- When the mere mention of Sano makes you grimace or larf hardily.

DO MATH NOW OR YOU'LL REGRET IT LATER

[ChaosVortex]

I'm trying not to do any math until college.

Uh... yeah. That's actually kinda stupid. It's easy to forget so you might want to learn it and stay in it until it's all done.

Math was one of my last senior high school courses. It will also be my first college courses. I'm knocking them out early.

I'd suggest the same strategy but, you're already a High School Graduate, so this advice is a tad late.

[preventerWIND]

-When you have an idea for an awesome thread the boys down at MMM will love, like the Happy Thread, The Bread thread etc.
-When you wake up in the morning, and the first thing you do is hop on MMM.

[Johncarllos]

-When you wake up in the morning, and the first thing you do is hop on MMM.

-When the last thing you do before you go to bed is check the MMM for new messages.

[Mikero]

-When you wake up in the morning, and the first thing you do is hop on MMM.

-When the last thing you do before you go to bed is check the MMM for new messages.

- When you do the latter, sleep, and then do the former.

[Johncarllos]

-You refresh the main page of the MBoard in between every round of Guitar Hero.

[ASR]

- When you spend more time browsing the Matrix than you do actually playing MegaMan.

I'm trying not to do any math until college.

Uh... yeah. That's actually kinda stupid. It's easy to forget so you might want to learn it and stay in it until it's all done.

Math was one of my last senior high school courses. It will also be my first college courses. I'm knocking them out early.

I'd suggest the same strategy but, you're already a High School Graduate, so this advice is a tad late.

It was a joke.

[ChaosVortex]

Oh, you're one funny funny man.

[Slugkid]

-When you have spent 26 days of your time online.

[Johncarllos]

-When you revive this topic.

[Fatso]

-When you're excited this topic has been revived.

[Johncarllos]

-When you're excited this topic has been revived.

-When you smile seeing that post.

[Snare]

-When you cry whenever Jake comes back only to leave us all again and again...and...*sob*

[ChaosVortex]

-When you were thinking about this topic about 5 hours ago.

[Vinchenz Rock]

-When you're still awake at this late hour, reading stuff on this site.