The Official Mega Man 9 Topic

[Xero]

Great Novaman.  YOU JUST #####ING SPOILED IT FOR ME.

You suck ass.

Posted on: 11 October 2008, 01:02:35

Ugh. There's this one user on GameFAQs who hates me just because I made those videos.

Basically, he's full of pride from his own "fantastic" videos to the point where his standards are far above those than normal people. He also got a friend to help back him up.

So now, he and his friend made a new account and made a video to attack me. What he did was take my video and then they commented over it saying how horrible it is and such.


#####ing pathetic.

This are the internet.  IT ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[TheRedPriest]

Wait, so did you get one?

Aparently, as I got shipment confirmation today.  It's all a big cluster#####, and bittersweet.

They really didn't do a good job with it, but hey, at least they made them for us.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.  They caused so many bad feelings and so much bitterness among fans it outdid any good 100 to 1.  "at least they made them" is not a pass for how #####ty they handled it.

Hold the phone.

Jill Valentine is DEAD?!

I'll assume that's what Rez was talking about when he mentioned RE5.

That's kinda #####ed up.

No, no it's not.  It's a #####ing out and out generic action shooter.  It's BUILT around being co op played.  It has removed every last vestage of what made Resident Evil Resident Evil.  Check point saves, respawning when you die, it just goes on and on.  Plus more new characters when we still haven't seen Barry, Jill or Rebecca for like 10 years.  Oh, and I don't buy Jill is dead for a second.  End of story, RE4 was a LOT more of an action game than Survival Horror, but still had enough touches that I had hope Capcom would find the balance in 5 and really get back the Resident Evil feel.  They didn't.  They went the exact OPPOSITE direction.  And while I did like RE4 enough, 5 looks to be as far removed from 4 as 4 was from 3, and that's enough to not be what I spent years enjoying and bought consoles for.

Posted on: 11 October 2008, 01:16:20

Great Novaman.  YOU JUST #####ING SPOILED IT FOR ME.

It's in the trailer, it's something they want to be known and not a OMG LUKE I'M YOUR FATHER plot twist moment.  And it's so painfully OBVIOUS she's not dead because they DID show it if you believe it you're an idiot.  No disrespect

[Xero]

S'cool

[ChaosVortex]

Ugh. There's this one user on GameFAQs who hates me just because I made those videos.

Basically, he's full of pride from his own "fantastic" videos to the point where his standards are far above those than normal people. He also got a friend to help back him up.

So now, he and his friend made a new account and made a video to attack me. What he did was take my video and then they commented over it saying how horrible it is and such.

#####ing pathetic.

I'm slightly interested. I'm guessing he's gonna sound like a douche like Soulja Boy.

[Vinchenz Rock]

One of them sounded like a nerd and the other one sounds like a robot, as if he's hiding his voice.

They do bring up a good point though. The first few videos are horrible. Towards the end, though, I drastically improve.

But the fact that they even did it is just tasteless.

If you're really interested, here's the video they replied to me with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAkaC3-3yY

[ChaosVortex]

Yup.

Total douches. 

[Mikero]

Yeah I read up on RE5 for the first time a few days ago. Wasn't impressed. I'm glad I'm the wingman on those games and not the player, because at least I'll still be able to appreciate the, if any, puzzles and story. Which could be #####, but that we won't know for a while yet. Gameplay-wise they're just completely over with real RE.

[Vinchenz Rock]

So I tell you now that when I get an email from the Capcom store confirming my MM9 press kit shipped,

Funny how my order was gotten a few more milliseconds earlier than you yet I still didn't get my e-mail confirming shipment.

If ever.

[Mikero]

Check your spam box?

[TheRedPriest]

I'll just leave this here.

[ChaosVortex]

YES.

THANK YOU.

[NovaMan XP]

Splash Woman looks lovely.

[ASR]

That's fantastic. I love you, Rez.

[preventerWIND]

#####ING SAVED

DAAAAAAAAMNIT! GOOD #####

[Mikero]

Why did they make Splash Woman weak to bees?

Bees?

Well hornets. But...

Hornets?
Her?

[Xero]

Holy crap that's good.

[preventerWIND]

Why did they make Splash Woman weak to bees?

You have a bee-gun, who wouldn't be weak to that?

[ASR]

I think it's a subtle stab at sexism.

"Eek, a bee!"

You know.

[Mikero]

Why did they make Splash Woman weak to bees?

You have a bee-gun, who wouldn't be weak to that?

MIKE.
DANGER.
COLLYMORE.

[NovaMan XP]

Beat the game as Proto Man.

##### yeah. That was annoyingly hard.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I finished beating all the Robot Masters as Proto Man.

[Xero]

Whoever did that should do it for MM2 also.

[Mikero]

Silly Xero, you can't play as Proto Man in MM2.

Ah ah ah ah ah ha!

[Xero]

...

I mean the art you tool.

[Mikero]

Oh I know, but you see ma'am, I was making a joke based on the proximity of your post to Sano's post. I know no one pays attention to Sano's posts but if you look closely, it's actually right there!

[Johncarllos]

I know why Splash Woman is weak to bees.

Well, hornets.
I mean.
Whore-nets.
As in they trap whores.
They just look like bees.
But they trap her and beat her because she's a whore.

[ChaosVortex]

Haaaaaaaa...

[Chron]

JC, you're wrong.
Splash Woman is obviously weak to bees hornets because bees hornets can swim.

Why did they make Splash Woman weak to bees?

You have a bee-gun, who wouldn't be weak to that?

As funny as bees are, this is a really stupid weapon.

[ASR]

It just completely confuses me because it's an old cliche that when bees are chasing someone, they have to jump into a river so they stop following them.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I read a comic somewhere where this guy has a bee gun, was shoots someone, and then the bees went after him.

[TheRedPriest]

As funny as bees are, this is a really stupid weapon.

Better than snakes.

[ASR]

NO WAY.

SEARCH SNAKE WAS AWESOME, THOUGH ADMITTEDLY LESS USEFUL.

SNAKES ARE COOLER THAN HORNETS.

[preventerWIND]

I read a comic somewhere where this guy has a bee gun, was shoots someone, and then the bees went after him.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!

[Mikero]

As funny as bees are, this is a really stupid weapon.

That was great.

[Chron]

I love those guys.

I read a comic somewhere where this guy has a bee gun, was shoots someone, and then the bees went after him.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!

Half Life flashbacks, man.
Even though once I get the bee gun, I use almost nothing else.
so hornet chaser was like my favorite weapon in MM9 probably for that reason until I learned the black hole bombs rape pretty  much everything

[ChaosVortex]

Stop calling them bees!

They are HORNETS!

...

TOMMY GUN!

[Chron]

WATCH OUT, GUYS.
VINCH IS COVERED IN BEES.

Hmm.
Metal Gear Solid 3.
Hornet Man.
Ocelot Man.
Spider Man.
Old Man.
Fire Man.
Sad Man.
Pretty Man.
Lightning Man.

Shagohod.
Dr. The Boss.

... hmm.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Funny, I'm watching this show called "I was Bitten" and the story they have in this episode was one where this guy got stung by hundreds of Africanized Bees.

BUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MEGAMAN BECAUSE HORNET MAN IS NOT BEE MAN AND BEES DON'T BITE YOU

[ASR]

Africanized?

[Chron]

That's "Killer Bees" to the grossly uneducated.

[Vinchenz Rock]

...Yes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africanized_bee


The following error or errors occurred while posting this message:
Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Damn it, Chron!

[Mikero]

Bees are able to bite you. They just usually don't.
I'm pretty sure, anyway.

[Chron]

Bee bites can be painful, you know.

My sister was bitten by a bee once.

[Vinchenz Rock]

##### Proto Man.

##### everything that has to do with Proto Man.

Fanboys ruined Proto Man for me, but this ##### just makes me vomit at the thought of Proto Man.

##### AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLL



Ugh... I just can't beat Dr. Wily with Proto Man... I only came close ONCE... and what's worse is that I don't have any E-Tanks or M-Tanks left, so trying to beat his first two forms without getting hit is hard enough... but God damn, his last form... I know how to dodge everything but he always, ALWAYS corners me and makes it impossible to dodge his attacks.

##### you Proto Man. ##### you.

[NovaMan XP]

I just went and stocked up on lives and E-tanks in Plug Man's stage.

If you can make it through without dying you get 2 extra lives and an E-Tank.

[ASR]

This just in: I just beat Endless Attack.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Mind = #####ed.

[Xero]

How?

[preventerWIND]

He got to the ∞ screen of course.

[ASR]

I was joking.

World Record Plug Man Video!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PhJzhNDcSCw