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Yubi Shines
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« on: 4 July 2008, 01:24:11 »
Yes, yes, I know, online tests, who cares, but this is actually smart. Also humbling.

The mental_floss Grammar Quiz

I got a smooth 50%, with help. A blogger I look up to scored 40%.  You try.

Star Spiritgate (8:14:01 PM): huh, apparently "(SPOILER)" is correct
Star Spiritgate (8:14:04 PM): I overthought that one
Import Justice (8:14:16 PM): huh
lumi colada (8:14:16 PM): hey no spoilers
Import Justice (8:14:18 PM): oh mans
lumi colada (8:14:21 PM): i'm ON that question XD
Star Spiritgate (8:14:26 PM): oh
Star Spiritgate (8:14:30 PM): whoop

lumi colada (8:16:19 PM): AHAHAHA
lumi colada (8:16:24 PM): I got ONE OUT OF TEN on that test
Import Justice (8:16:26 PM): what's so funny?
Star Spiritgate (8:16:27 PM): LOL
Import Justice (8:16:28 PM): :O :O :O
lumi colada (8:16:30 PM): guess which one I got right
lumi colada (8:16:32 PM): go on guess
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #1 on: 4 July 2008, 01:38:52 »
I got.... 10%...

I really should start going to school  :'(
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« Reply #2 on: 4 July 2008, 01:40:25 »
30%

Then again, I didn't even read the questions, I just chose random options, XD.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #3 on: 4 July 2008, 01:52:25 »
20%
The hell?
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Chron
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« Reply #4 on: 4 July 2008, 02:07:37 »
10%

Most of this is outdated language, since English, like any other active language, is dynamic and ever changing.

I used to know most of this, but I honestly couldn't care less about WHAT things are. That part of grammar was always dreadfully boring to me.
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ASR
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« Reply #5 on: 4 July 2008, 02:15:55 »
40%. Ugh.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #6 on: 4 July 2008, 02:16:49 »
You freaking genius.
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ASR
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« Reply #7 on: 4 July 2008, 02:17:55 »
I sat on the "to boldly go where no man has gone before" one for quite a while before deciding I was right.

And I was.
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Fatso
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« Reply #8 on: 4 July 2008, 02:53:52 »
70%

I had a borderline-fascist English 12 teacher.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #9 on: 4 July 2008, 02:56:47 »
You should not know that.
That's scary.

Which ones did you get wrong?
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Fatso
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« Reply #10 on: 4 July 2008, 02:59:48 »
I didn't know what the hell the subjunctive mood was in the first place, so I got that one wrong, as well as 'to boldly go' and 'A's and Bs,' which I really should have gotten right, but whatever.
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orclev
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« Reply #11 on: 4 July 2008, 04:18:31 »
Score: 60% (6 out of 10)
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Mikero
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« Reply #12 on: 4 July 2008, 05:38:22 »
70%.

I had to think back a few times to get myself to actually dissect the phrase instead of just going by what I think sounds right. Good quiz, I just wish it didn't take your first click/answer right away and move on, because in a quiz I often have choose my answer a few times before committing to a choice.
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Lunchebox
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« Reply #13 on: 4 July 2008, 05:55:35 »
... 30%...
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Edgecrusher
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« Reply #14 on: 4 July 2008, 06:17:18 »
I has got an hundred percents.
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I built a city out' one brick, it had a Mayor and a Crook
I made the Crook stab the Mayor, then slay himself in the guilt
I stole the brick back and migrated east, now let's build.
ASR
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« Reply #15 on: 4 July 2008, 16:10:08 »
Unreal.
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Abominator
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« Reply #16 on: 4 July 2008, 18:03:19 »
i do later
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I might be ugly... At least I ain't got no money!
preventerWIND
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« Reply #17 on: 4 July 2008, 18:11:52 »
i bet u did it but u got 1^ an u just dont wantt o say it u liar
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Edgecrusher
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« Reply #18 on: 4 July 2008, 18:13:26 »
My parents were English majors.
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I made the Crook stab the Mayor, then slay himself in the guilt
I stole the brick back and migrated east, now let's build.
Chron
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« Reply #19 on: 4 July 2008, 18:19:49 »
My father was.
Doesn't make much difference.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #20 on: 4 July 2008, 18:21:13 »
My mothers a red neck.
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LOL BANDWAGON
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« Reply #21 on: 4 July 2008, 20:03:55 »
My uncle/dad/cousin/dog works for Capcom!
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I might be ugly... At least I ain't got no money!
ASR
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« Reply #22 on: 4 July 2008, 23:49:40 »
im a beta tester at for capcom
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #23 on: 4 July 2008, 23:53:25 »
I AM CAPCOM
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ASR
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« Reply #24 on: 4 July 2008, 23:53:56 »
ty 4 megaman
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #25 on: 4 July 2008, 23:54:54 »
ur welcom  8)

ps. buy my stuff
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #26 on: 4 July 2008, 23:57:00 »
I'm suing Capcom.
I AM a cashcow.
They milked me until my teets bled then sucked the rest out with a syringe then starting using my excretement instead of my delicious milk cash....
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ASR
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« Reply #27 on: 4 July 2008, 23:59:31 »
Milk cash does not sound delicious.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #28 on: 5 July 2008, 00:00:46 »
You think you're the first? Say hello to the people at the slaughter house.

Anybody up for some Capcom burgers? Our newest way to bring in the cas- satisfy our fans!
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Mikero
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« Reply #29 on: 5 July 2008, 00:30:53 »
I am Legend.
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ASR
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« Reply #30 on: 5 July 2008, 00:52:35 »
I am Iron Man.
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Mikero
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« Reply #31 on: 5 July 2008, 00:56:04 »
I am whatever you say I am.
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, everyday I am.
Radio won't even play my jam.

'Cause I am whatever you say I am.
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, everyday I am.
I don't know it's just the way I am.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #32 on: 5 July 2008, 01:02:42 »
I am Sam
Sam I am
Do you like green eggs and ham?
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Xero
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« Reply #33 on: 5 July 2008, 01:53:06 »
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.
I do not like them Sam I am.
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Edgecrusher
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« Reply #34 on: 5 July 2008, 02:02:07 »
Green Eggs and Ham is an elaborate metaphor for homosexuality.
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I built a city out' one brick, it had a Mayor and a Crook
I made the Crook stab the Mayor, then slay himself in the guilt
I stole the brick back and migrated east, now let's build.
orclev
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« Reply #35 on: 5 July 2008, 02:33:29 »
....Oh wow.  That just completely changed the way I look at that story.
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ASR
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« Reply #36 on: 5 July 2008, 02:34:37 »
: Edgecrusher   5 July 2008, 02:02:07
Green Eggs and Ham is an elaborate metaphor for homosexuality.

My life is warped.

Oh god.

I don't know if you made that book better or worse for me.
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Yubi Shines
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« Reply #37 on: 5 July 2008, 04:25:52 »
Would you do it in a box?

Would you do it with a fox?
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #38 on: 5 July 2008, 04:28:46 »
That doesn't sound homosexual at all..

Foxy chick in her box? YES PLX
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Chron
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« Reply #39 on: 5 July 2008, 04:46:08 »


Be careful what you wish for.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #40 on: 5 July 2008, 04:48:29 »
THAT IS NO CHICK

Besides, furries are Nova's department, remember?
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Mikero
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« Reply #41 on: 5 July 2008, 07:41:51 »
: preventerWIND   5 July 2008, 04:28:46
Foxy chick in her box? YES PLX

I find it odd that you're attracted to women who live inside their own vag.

: ASR   5 July 2008, 02:34:37
: Edgecrusher   5 July 2008, 02:02:07
Green Eggs and Ham is an elaborate metaphor for homosexuality.

My life is warped.

Oh god.

I don't know if you made that book better or worse for me.

Worse.
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Edgecrusher
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« Reply #42 on: 6 July 2008, 05:04:20 »
*cackles*

I love my life.
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No more pencils, No more books
I built a city out' one brick, it had a Mayor and a Crook
I made the Crook stab the Mayor, then slay himself in the guilt
I stole the brick back and migrated east, now let's build.
ASR
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« Reply #43 on: 6 July 2008, 16:02:31 »
This is the sort of thing I can't just forget. Like Tubgirl and the Holocaust.
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Dizzy
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« Reply #44 on: 6 July 2008, 21:28:04 »
30%

Makes me feel kind of stupid really.
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NovaMan XP
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« Reply #45 on: 6 July 2008, 22:00:54 »
10%

##### you English.

: preventerWIND   5 July 2008, 04:48:29
THAT IS NO CHICK

Besides, furries are Nova's department, remember?

Go to hell furry lover.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #46 on: 7 July 2008, 00:23:55 »
Green eggs and Ham.
Huh.
So THAT'S what they're calling it now?

Here is the entirety of the text of that book.
[spoiler]Green Eggs and Ham
Copyright 1988 Beginner Books

Italic Text - Sam I am
I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!

Do you like
green eggs and ham?

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like gren eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
i will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
green eggs and ham?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you
with a goat?

I would not,
could not,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE

I do not like
green eggs
and ham!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat...

And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!
[/spoiler]
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ASR
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« Reply #47 on: 7 July 2008, 01:46:09 »
THANK YOU FOR THAT JOHN
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #48 on: 7 July 2008, 01:47:11 »
You're welcome.
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ASR
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« Reply #49 on: 7 July 2008, 01:50:01 »
Did you know every word in that book is a single syllable except for anywhere?
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