PREVENTERS! -The BEST comic jam

[preventerWIND]

THE BEST GUYS. THE BEST. Better than that old NMO, thats for sure. I've done the introduction, you guys take it. I'm tired, and I'm going to sleep. At 8 AM in the morning. Winduh needs his beauty sleep. So..

GO TEAM PREVENTERS! : D

Posted on:  8 July 2008, 12:54:00

SRRY DBL POST

[Chron]

I'm really not sure what's happening here.
But I like it.

[Johncarllos]

Reporting in.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Y'know, I thought Earth would be my kind of thing, but whatever, John's the lumberjack.

[preventerWIND]

I can't tell whether you're Psychic or not. Be clear about yourself ya dumb jerk.

[Johncarllos]

I like the image names.

Who is fire and is he the guy in the last frame?

[preventerWIND]

It's Lunche. And yes, he's punching Sano.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I can't tell whether you're Psychic or not. Be clear about yourself ya dumb jerk.

I AM Psychic but my element is Earth.

[The Otaku]

Cool. Real nice. But who's Heart? Looks like Shadow from Sonic.

[Johncarllos]

You do not know Snare.
Snare is a senior member here.

[preventerWIND]

I doubt he'll even come around.

I can't tell whether you're Psychic or not. Be clear about yourself ya dumb jerk.

I AM Psychic but my element is Earth.

You can be preventer NOTHING! Or.. was that ASR?

[The Otaku]

You do not know Snare.
Snare is a senior member here.

Oh, okay. Though I think I've seen his posts before.

[Vinchenz Rock]

You can be preventer NOTHING! Or.. was that ASR?

I'll be... ANTI-PREVENTER!

FEAR MY OXYMORONIC POWERS!

[Chron]

You know, it's too bad Lightning doesn't fit in with the Captain Planet elements.
Aside from the fact that I would fit in to that regard, but think about it.

Who wouldn't want a magic ring that shoots lightning?

... hey, who's continuing this?

[preventerWIND]

Anyone. HURRY UP DAMNIT

[ASR]

I'm definitely Preventer Nothing.

I'll do the next one now that I know Fire is supposed to be Lunche, couldn't tell for sure. Making it in a sec.

Posted on:  8 July 2008, 23:46:32

It's a total rush-job but I was mostly going for the humor, so bear with the subpar art. Next time I'll focus more on the artwork.

[Snare]

I like it!

[The Otaku]

Would anyone mind if I did a few panels . . . ? Though it's my first comic jam, so I think I need help. Wouldn't wanna screw anything up. Hee hee.

[preventerWIND]

Go ahead and jump in. Just don't mess it up.

Like Sano

[Chron]

ASR's art style makes me want to barf rainbows for some reason.

I laughed hardily at Sano's panel.

[The Otaku]

Okay, here's one panel. Not doing any other in case you pros think this sucks. And someone throw in more mission details, what I had in mind, bugs and viruses, is too realistic.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Hahahahahaha!
Inaccuracy!~

[The Otaku]

Whaddya mean by that??

[preventerWIND]

He means he's dumb.

[The Otaku]

Oh.

So what did ya think of my panel?? Huh? Huh? Huh??

[ASR]

Not bad, Otaku. Didn't really do much for the story but didn't hurt it either.

For the record, my clothes are supposed to be like a fusion between Winduh's normal jacket and my green sweatshirt, but I didn't convey that correctly with my drawings. Because I'm clearly having a bad art day.

ASR's art style makes me want to barf rainbows for some reason.

I laughed hardily at Sano's panel.

If that's a compliment, then I don't deserve it because that's the worst I've drawn in a while, but thanks anyway. If it's an insult, then ##### you. Also, it's HEARTILY.

As a side note, the only reason I even contributed anything was so I could use the line "They call me... Preventer Comic Jam." Too golden not to use.

[Chron]

I don't laugh hearty.
I laugh hardy. Like robust wheat, man.

And it was a compliment. There's nothing I like regurgitating more than rainbows.

[ASR]

"Barf" is generally associated with bad, and "rainbows" are generally associated with good, so I wasn't fully sure.

[Mikero]

I love this.

A while ago I was gonna draw a Preventer uniform'd Mikero but I never got around to it..

You do not know Snare.
Snare is a senior member here.

AND he looks nothing like Shadow or any Sega hedgehog.

what I had in mind, bugs and viruses, is too realistic.

Realistic?

[preventerWIND]

Yeah, make your stylish uniforms now guys. And lay off the fuzzy stuff, thats my thing.

[Mikero]

Trust me, I wasn't going to copy yours.

I like uniforms to be more like B.P.R.D. or Darkwatch. Variations on a theme.

[preventerWIND]

Thats cool, just.. the fuzzy is mine. I already know Lunche hates it.

[ASR]

Which is why he's going to murder me.

Posted on:  9 July 2008, 03:45:46

I feel like noting that the saddest thing about drawing pictures and comics for you guys is that they're only relevant and funny to you guys.

I've got tons of pages of MMMTV and other MMM-themed junk in my art folders, and it almost seems like a waste. It's good to know you guys appreciate it, though, because you're the only ones who actually can.

[Jakey]

THE BEST GUYS. THE BEST. Better than that old NMO, thats for sure.

SHUT YOUR FACE. YOU SHUT IT.

I hereby curse this jam to weakness and stupidry.

[ASR]

Well, #####.

[Jakey]

[Mikero]

You look rabid.

[preventerWIND]

More like STUPID.

JAKE.

YOU

ARE NOT

ALLOWED

[ASR]

I think one day Jake just sat and prepared a whole arsenal of those mushroom graphics with different expressions for different situations.

[Mikero]

No, that's just his 4th grade picture day preview.

[Jakey]

More like STUPID.

JAKE.

YOU

ARE NOT

ALLOWED

Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppp ppppp

You are not my mom.  You are not my Snare.  You aren't even real I think.  You're just a big fart!  When you talk it goes like this: pbbth pbb pbbbbbbbbbbthhthuhtuhtuh pbbbbbbbbbbbbbBUTT!

And it's not a whole ARSENAL.. just like... one or two... :c)

[The Otaku]

AND he looks nothing like Shadow or any Sega hedgehog.

Well Wind's version of him did, with the three spikes atop his head and all. And how could I have known? It's just a black silhouette.

Realistic?

Yeah, viruses and bugs are all too realistic for a story made up of a bunch of people with, for all I know, bogus alibies, on a forum for a fictional video game character.

[Chron]

Wait, are we talking about computer viruses and stuff that people like me fix by wiping our hard drives?

Or are you talking about those fantasy viruses and "bugs" that exist in the Battle Network universe and no where else?
Because those aren't realistic.
Not even a little.

[ASR]

Life would be a lot more fun if you COULD just battle all your viruses with a Net Navi.

[Fatso]

Only if the Navi had manual controls. I would never sit back and let some bogus AI do all the fun #####.

[Mikero]

Wait, are we talking about computer viruses and stuff that people like me fix by wiping our hard drives?

Or are you talking about those fantasy viruses and "bugs" that exist in the Battle Network universe and no where else?
Because those aren't

realistic.
Not even a little.

I figured she meant the latter. I'm very certain she did.

Unfortunately.

AND he looks nothing like Shadow or any Sega hedgehog.

Well Wind's version of him did, with the three spikes atop his head and all. And how could I have known? It's just a black silhouette.

Realistic?

Yeah, viruses and bugs are all too realistic for a story made up of a bunch of people with, for all I know, bogus alibies, on a forum for a fictional video game character.

Yeah. About that Snare bit. I can see why you thought that, but let me clarify; those aren't spikes, they're petals. He's flower headed. His body is a bi green plant vagina with vines and a humanoid shape and stuff. He's a plant. He's Planty. He's Snare.

And viruses and bugs aren't realistic in any sense other than, like Chron said, with people just removing them from hardware. Which could be a neat profession or hobby or whatever, I don't know, but it would make an awful comic jam if all we did was that. So any else is completely not realistic, nearly by definition.

[Chron]

That would be the worst comic ever.
Trust me, even when I was fighting an invasion of them on an older PC in times forgotten, nothing was image-worthy (except my facial expressions).

[preventerWIND]

Guys. Comic, nao.

[Chron]

I'll take next if no one cares.
You'll have a goal yet, Preventers.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STAR FOX!!1