PREVENTERS! -The BEST comic jam

[The Otaku]

That would be the worst comic ever.
Trust me, even when I was fighting an invasion of them on an older PC in times forgotten, nothing was image-worthy (except my facial expressions).

Which is exactly why I asked you guys before actually screwing up the comic. Aren't you glad I did that?

And no, Mike, I wasn't planning on putting in Battle Network-esque viruses into the comic, that would be worse than Bush getting an extra term.

[Chron]

I really ought to take more time with this stuff, but I feel pressure in comic jams.
NO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW BODIES AND POSES :D

BUT THE REACTOR IS GOING TO BLOW?
WHO WILL PREVENT IT?

[preventerWIND]

GOGGLES <3

[The Otaku]

Very nice. Very nicely eradicated and made my panel pretty much just a nuisance, another image to slow down the loading of this thread. And it should be that way, I was just trying out a panel in a jam.

While I'm at it, I think I'll stick myself in there, if that's okay with you guys . . .

[Captain Sanoguchi]

No.

[Chron]

IGNORE SANO.

Go ahead. It's a Comic Jam, that means free-for-all art festival!
As long as you don't force things to become ego-centric, it should work out.

For you, small panels are great since it might be hard to work some of these guys in character, and your last one did help move things along, even if only slightly!

It gave me the direction to work mine into, which is what this is all about; working on a story on the fly.

[The Otaku]

Thanks for the postitive feedback Chron. Now, to work on my ultra tiny panel about me!!

Posted on: 10 July 2008, 01:08:17

Here I am. The background is a countless amount of anime DVD's.

[preventerWIND]

I thought I said I was going.. Oh well, you're in there, somewhere.

[Chron]

Hahahaha, that's great.
[IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE]

I also decree the top panel to contain the official Chron.
The mess off hair is dead on.

[The Otaku]

I'll go again, if that's okay? I'll use some attack related to sports because I'm an athletic person, hence the jacket. Which I really have. Hopefully I don't screw up . . .

[preventerWIND]

It's best to let someone go if you've gone already. This is your 3rd time, let a couple others go.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

02 makes Otaku die.

[The Otaku]

Okay. NVM.

[Chron]

No matter where it is.
No matter what he has to do.

Sano will invariably make a fool out of himself.
I CHOOSE IGNORE
[IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE]

[Yubi Shines]

*headdesks at the whole sorry business*

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Uh... Dude...
This time I'm doing Jams that I know are doomed to be ignored.
That isn't obvious now?
Well yeah, it's what I'm doing, 'cause I'm Preventer Comic Jam.

[Johncarllos]

SNARE MAKES ME LOL WIND.
Victory.

[preventerWIND]

Sano, you're doomed to be ignored.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

That's what I'm going for this time around.

[Mikero]

Just so you know Otaku, you can't be preventerOTAKU. Not that I care if you're a Preventer or not, that's not it. I'm not preventerMIKERO, Snare isn't preventerSNARE, etc. If you're Preventer Otaku then you end up preventing yourself. Thus, you're existence creates a paradox we can't afford.

Be a Preventer of something other than yourself, otherwise you won't ever be fully zen, as you'll be at odds with your own psyche at all times.

And we already have enough mentally unstable Preventers with Lunche and I on the force.

[Johncarllos]

Yeah, PreventerSHOCK or something.

[Mikero]

Actually, sorry, preventerOTAKU would USE Otaku to prevent things, not so much would that Preventer actually prevent Otaku. Like Wind uses wind, I use water, etc. But yeah, it still doesn't work.

[Johncarllos]

Right, which is why I suggested SHOCK, as athletics, videogames, etc... require energy.

[Mikero]

Uhuh. Shock sounds electric or sound. Not muscle.

[Johncarllos]

Not muscle, but speed, or something.
Or course, as WIND has shown, we ARE actually better at preventing our elements.
Unless we're Snare.

[The Otaku]

Uh, how about Preventer Anime? Or Shock, whatever sounds better. And Wind, Shock does make sense, because I am capable of shocking someone with my athletic ability.

[Mikero]

I am not Wind. I am Water.

And that's not really how it works... "Shock someone with abilities". I'd say just go with preventerSPORT and take whatever Sporty Spice jokes I make you get.

[The Otaku]

Sure, it sounds good. I couldn't care less if Sano dubbed me Preventer NooB, I just wanna be a part of this.

[AlexThePenguin]

Before I do anything...


Could I be Preventer BOOBS?

[preventerWIND]

OF COURSE

[Chron]

Y YES

You don't HAVE to be a preventer, though.
You could just be an auxilliary character like me. IT'S WHAT I DO BEST

besides cleaning reactor consoles
well
best from a certain point of view

[preventerWIND]

o hey guys look its us

[Captain Sanoguchi]

WIND pimps drag queens.

[ASR]

Despite all odds, I think it's Wind who looks most disturbing.

[Chron]

Wind fits most.
JC is doing weird things to my inhibitions.

... where's Snare?

[Johncarllos]

I'm soooo CUTE!~

[Mikero]

JC looks the mostest hilarioustest. But I think Wind does look the bestest at being very diturbided.

And yeah, not everyone has to be a Preventer. This isn't NMO where it gets better by having more people as mushrooms. This is a different thing.

Plus there needs to be villains too! (Allowers? Permitters? OH! Enablers!)

[Snare]

Yes, WATCH CAPTAIN PLANET

THERE CAN ONLY BE FIVE! :@

[Vinchenz Rock]

I already called villian, Anti-Preventer. >_>

[Mikero]

That's from the antimatter universe, though. We're talking about villains from a universe that-heheheh-MATTERS!

Nycuk nyuck nyuck!

[Chron]

My vote goes with Enablers.
In Captain Planet, the Planeteers did have a group of villains, and the had magic rings/powers that mirrored those of the planeteers in some way (I totally wanted the Super Radiation ring). Good ol' Captain Pollution.

But then, it would be hard to do something like that with the Enablers...
... maybe a different vector should be sought?

[The Otaku]

Oh, I know, I got pissed at the Preventers after I came back to life with my regeneration ability similar to Wolverine's, since Sano killed me, so I became Enabler NooB. I have minions that do my bidding. They are the Chat Speakers, The Buggers, The Empty Signatures, and the Abandoned Accounts. I can only be defeated by the godly A.D.M.I.Ns, Angry Deities Mangling Irritating NooBs. Unfortunately you Preventers have the power to call on them since most of the Preventers' alter egos on MMM know the admin, or admins, here, so feel free to kill me whenever you like. I'll just come back to life. *Attempts to laugh like Wily but fails miserably, like a NooB*

[Chron]

No, that wouldn't work too well.

I mean, if we wanted something like that, we could just go after Chimera or...
... dare I say... ZombieDragon again. It's kinda overdone.

but guys the core is imploding!
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO SAVE CORE?

[Kamon]

A.D.M.I.Ns, Angry Deities Mangling Irritating NooBs.

That was probably the best idea in your post.

[The Otaku]

Fine . . . *Deletes panels while weeping softly*

[Mikero]

You can't decide all kinds of things like that out of nowhere, anyway. The story just needs to unfold of it's own volition. Besides, it sucks when people make themselves all powerful all the time in all ways in all comic jams.

[The Otaku]

The same way Sano made 02 kill me off.

[Mikero]

That's why he's preventerCOMICJAM, though.

[Chron]

Everything Sano touches turns to Ash.

And Ash turns to Pikachu brand anal suppositories.
IS YOUR POKEFLUTE CLEAN?

[Mikero]

Mine is. But I have a Lickitung, sooo...