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« Reply #600 on: 1 January 2008, 02:21:06 »

Let's just go with tentacles, 'cause tentacles are evil and stuff.
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« Reply #601 on: 1 January 2008, 02:27:55 »

Let's just go with tentacles, 'cause tentacles are H and stuff.

You made a typo there, I fixed it.


Lasers are the way a MAN fights! Wait... Matriarch=female...
Tentacles it is then!
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« Reply #602 on: 1 January 2008, 02:37:10 »

Tentacles + Female = Ask Rez.
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« Reply #603 on: 1 January 2008, 02:47:34 »

I totally got the plot down for the second coming of DZX. It's gonna be badass.
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« Reply #604 on: 1 January 2008, 03:04:56 »

Yeeeah, we need tentacles for happy time, definitely.
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« Reply #605 on: 1 January 2008, 03:09:02 »

Not much happy time with mushrooms, sadly...
Roll needs to make a cameo.
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« Reply #606 on: 1 January 2008, 03:19:24 »

You're all perverts.
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« Reply #607 on: 1 January 2008, 03:26:24 »

We could just use that angel from a few JAMs back.
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« Reply #608 on: 1 January 2008, 03:27:46 »

Wrong.  You may only include references from THESE Jams only:

NBA JAM

Space Jam

Jam Master J
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« Reply #609 on: 1 January 2008, 03:32:53 »

HAHAHAHA!
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« Reply #610 on: 1 January 2008, 03:36:21 »

What a lonely, lonely man he is.
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« Reply #611 on: 1 January 2008, 03:41:02 »

*helps this topic too*

I have an amazing plan to get women here, everyone, put pictures of body-builders as your avatars.
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« Reply #612 on: 1 January 2008, 04:09:36 »

OD shouldn't be the one sayin' that.
He's got a hot girlfriend, a real life one, one that isn't even on the internet, and she's hot.
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« Reply #613 on: 1 January 2008, 05:10:07 »

He's not the only one >:cD
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« Reply #614 on: 1 January 2008, 05:12:38 »

Pics or it didn't happen and even pics wont matter, because OD will still have you beat, he showed me his girlfriend on some of that there live camera chattin' and stuff on Skype.
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« Reply #615 on: 1 January 2008, 05:23:42 »

All I have is her myspace, and I'd rather not post that on a message board.

And I can beat OD's girlfriend... literally. 

Just kidding.
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« Reply #616 on: 1 January 2008, 05:26:59 »

Does she have facebook too?
I hate going through profiles on myspace, it's so slow....
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« Reply #617 on: 1 January 2008, 05:28:49 »

Yeah she does, but there's not a lot of pictures of her on there.  I think myspace would be better picture-wise.
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« Reply #618 on: 1 January 2008, 06:01:48 »

Ack, her profile is set to private, I have to add her as a friend to see her profile, pictures,  and comment her.
:P
Too bad I'm not going to.....
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« Reply #619 on: 1 January 2008, 06:22:14 »

Why is it any of our business what Jake's girlfriend looks like?
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« Reply #620 on: 1 January 2008, 06:40:43 »

It's a competition, Majikn.
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« Reply #621 on: 1 January 2008, 07:04:54 »

Why is it any of our business what Jake's girlfriend looks like?

THANK YOU.
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« Reply #622 on: 1 January 2008, 19:50:07 »

Yeah really.

Wrong.  You may only include references from THESE Jams only:

NBA JAM

Space Jam

Jam Master J

#####in' right.

isn't even on the internet

Just 'cause she's not HERE doesn't mean she's not able to use the internet...

Whatever I just thought that was an odd thing to say.
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« Reply #623 on: 2 January 2008, 18:38:29 »

Guys, I'm gonna take a nap. In any case I don't wake up... then this is goodbye. There's a good chance that I could be dead, so I won't be able to use the internet.

I'll leave Mike with the address to my house and where to find my will.
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« Reply #624 on: 2 January 2008, 18:42:25 »

CV are you an hero?
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« Reply #625 on: 2 January 2008, 19:30:17 »

Guys, I'm gonna take a nap. In any case I don't wake up... then this is goodbye. There's a good chance that I could be dead, so I won't be able to use the internet.

I'll leave Mike with the address to my house and where to find my will.

I don't see how this is funny.
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« Reply #626 on: 2 January 2008, 20:47:43 »

Try reading with a less serious attitude next time.
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« Reply #627 on: 2 January 2008, 21:17:07 »

Crap it all! I wanna DO A JAM SO BAAAAAAAAAAD but I can't today! I'm sorry my fellow shroominites.

I have the coolest idea ever ever ever in the history foreversville (pop. sideways "8"), buuuut I'm gonna have to wait longer.

In the meantime, somebody get their polka-dotted butt into gear, here.
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« Reply #628 on: 4 January 2008, 04:43:28 »

Try reading with a less serious attitude next time.

Well, maybe if I didn't actually knew a guy who felt tired and took a nap only to find out he died the next day due to a vein popping in his head I would've found it funny.
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« Reply #629 on: 4 January 2008, 04:47:03 »

That stinks, but I was adding on to Mikero's point anyway. Just because someone's not present at the Matrix (for whatever reason) doesn't necessarily mean they can't come back. The likelihood of death in my example is slim.

Anyway, I'm sorry for your loss.
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« Reply #630 on: 4 January 2008, 05:15:15 »

That sucks. In high school this guy dropped dead out of nowhere playing ultimate frisbee at lunch. He was totally normal and then boom, his heart stopped. Actually a lot deaths and other accidents started happening that year out of nowhere.

But I digress... This thread has it all, folks. Comedy. Drama. Tragedy. Celebrity Pharmacists.
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« Reply #631 on: 4 January 2008, 05:28:51 »

Now, would it be tasteless to make a joke about it really being "Ultimate" Frisbee in that instance?

I think so.
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« Reply #632 on: 4 January 2008, 05:30:59 »

But yoooou were thinkin it!
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« Reply #633 on: 4 January 2008, 05:32:18 »

It didn't even cross my mind!
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« Reply #634 on: 4 January 2008, 05:46:26 »

Now, would it be tasteless to make a joke about it really being "Ultimate" Frisbee in that instance?

I think so.

I don't care. I didn't know him, he was some freshman and we were playing original Smash Bros.
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« Reply #635 on: 4 January 2008, 05:48:13 »

You were playing Smash Bros.

At lunch.

In High school.
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« Reply #636 on: 4 January 2008, 05:50:12 »

Uh, hello? NINJA?
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« Reply #637 on: 4 January 2008, 05:52:32 »

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.
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« Reply #638 on: 4 January 2008, 05:53:03 »

I was doing many things, I always am.

Anyway my school had something called CougarVision which we got with association in this government (I think) program called Cable In The Classroom, and so we had a school network and a TV or two in every room and they were fair game at lunch.

Actually, we got that whole school playing video games at lunch after a while. Mostly Smash Bros., Soul Calibur 2, Tekken 2-4, etc.

I don't know if I'm gonna train a ninjapprentice yet. It's not that I can't, I'm just not that old yet. Of course, Batman's been training 3 of his own for like 70 years now...
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« Reply #639 on: 4 January 2008, 06:00:02 »

Now that you mention it, I now slightly remember some kid playing Smash Bros. in a computer class during Lunch.

However, he was playing it on the computer, so his method to acquire the game I assumed was... *cough*
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« Reply #640 on: 4 January 2008, 06:01:16 »

NINJATASTIC?
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« Reply #641 on: 4 January 2008, 06:02:12 »

MORE LIKE A PIRATE.
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« Reply #642 on: 4 January 2008, 06:02:57 »

We brought in N64s or whatever we needed.

I've since lost my N64 and games. Could have been stolen, could have been left, I don't know. Could even be in my house and I was just so caught up in the hubbub of a real life that I forgot where I put it. Regardless, not a happy ending.
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« Reply #643 on: 4 January 2008, 06:03:12 »

Funny. My friend plays Smash Bros. on the school computers all the time.

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I MEAN NO.
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« Reply #644 on: 4 January 2008, 06:07:46 »

Maybe they are special Nintendo-issued computers that come with SSB and other hilarious gadgetry.
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« Reply #645 on: 5 January 2008, 17:28:24 »

M'kay, I'mma make a JAM out of boredom.

STORY JAM!
READ AFTER LOOKING AT LAME MSPAINT DRAWING!


As Mikero's body turned into dust and blew away in the wind, so did everyone's hope. Something else flew about the breeze, as if it were a feather of hope from a blue bird of paradise, it was Mikero's scarf. The scarf flew amongst the breeze until it was abruptly snatched from the air by a shadowy hand, the hand belonged to a humanoid being whose head was crowned with flower pedals. The shadowy figure tied the scarf around its' neck as it picked up Sano's triangle sunglasses and put it upon its' own face.
"Your sacrifices were not in vain, may you rest in peace my friends." the shadowed figure whispered silently.
Suddenly the shadowy figure made itself known to everyone, it was Snare.
"Now everyone! You must all believe in me as I believe in you, if we all just believe a miracle will happen and we shall overcome this trial!" Snare shouted as he threw his hands into the air.
All at once everything fell silent, there was no sound except for the wind whipping through the grass, the mushrooms had all fallen silent, for some reason they all believed that Snare could do it.
"This is absurd! I shall devour you all! Even if you believe in this... this PANSY!" the Matriarch cackled, breaking the silence.
Immediately the calm breeze turned into a raging hurricane, Snare at the eye. Suddenly the earth and heaven began to tremble. The clouds burst open as a heavenly meteor hurdled down to the earth. The ground split open as fire and jagged rocks began spewing from the core of the earth as a strange machine crawled up from the depths of hell. The wind grew even stronger, as it picked up the large canon that was once Mikero's. Suddenly the three pieces of heaven, hell, and the mortal world began spinning around Snare.
The gift that fell from the heavens was merely a huge bloody head, but soon it began to take the shape of a shiny, metallic mushroom head. Mikero's canon suddenly transformed into a body, a pair of legs shot down from the bottom as the barrel of the canon changed into an arm with a giant canon at the end. Finally the machine from hell took shape, it was a gigantic chain saw with rabbit ears, it was the head of the legendary demon Chainsaw Face, the strange demonic machine jumped upon the armless side of the robot, instantly an arm with a clawed hand sprang from the bottom of the demons head, it had now become an arm and a shoulder. The heavenly head crashed down upon the newly formed colossus, it stood in all of its' completed majesty as the entire world circled around it, light itself could not even touch this newly formed mechanical demigod. The wind died, completely, but out of nowhere a giant fan with a 'W' upon it blew in on a small breeze and fell gently into the clawed hand of the shinning giant.
Snare jumped towards the behemoth and in a bright flash of light, he was gone, he had become the soul of the chrome juggernaut. For the first time in its' long existence the Matriarch felt a feeling that was new and weird to it, the feeling was fear. All of existence fell silent, time stood still, the battle to decide the fate of the NMO, the world, and all of existence was about to begin.
(Sorry if this sucks and is completely unreadable, I didn't get any sleep last night.)
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« Reply #646 on: 5 January 2008, 21:21:06 »

Seriously stop with the #####ing mechs already. It wasn't bad until you started going off on your Gurren crap. I don't even mind dying because I've already thought of a way or two that characters can come back to life. We get it, you like the show. Stop ripping it off every ten seconds. You HAD your giant robot fight already, it's done, it's played, it's enough. And I'm tired of having to do damage control 'cause you want damn guymelefs to be the main story here. I mean, if you want that then that's cool but the rest of us don't so I'd suggest making a jam about giant robots. Frankly, I don't think every enemy the NMO will face needs be defeated by a freaking Robotech reject.
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« Reply #647 on: 5 January 2008, 21:27:18 »

Thank you, Mike. Thank you.
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« Reply #648 on: 5 January 2008, 21:28:56 »

If you don't like it, just write "Suddenly the robot blew up because I'm tired of giant robots and I wish Sano didn't have hands." Also, I'm not even ripping of Gurren Lagann, I'm just throwing in ideas that are often used in the Super Robot genre.
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« Reply #649 on: 5 January 2008, 21:30:33 »

This is ruining the jam, regardless of TTGL. Seriously, I thought we went over this.

The robot thing is done. Over. Put to rest. Dead. No more. Stop whoring it til' there's nothing but a raped bloodied flesh-eaten skeleten corpse.

I like the anime. You don't see me ripping off of it now. It's had it's spotlight.

Think of something else that's not already done/boring/cliche/stupid/or otherwise horrible.
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