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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #650 on: 5 January 2008, 21:32:53 »

You guys are acting like I haven't messed up a JAM before, just ignore it and do it your way, that's the way we've always done it, so just do it like before. Ignore me and do it yourselves.
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« Reply #651 on: 5 January 2008, 21:43:47 »

Now, y'see, back then, you guys didn't have me and my glorious imagination. I'll fix this Jam and make everything alright, and in turn making everybody love Sano's previous Jam. Just sit tight, the awesomeness will begin soon.... Not now 'cause I gotta go to my Gramma's house..
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« Reply #652 on: 5 January 2008, 21:48:46 »

You'll curse the day you attempted to battle the awesome power of my retardation.
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Mikero
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« Reply #653 on: 5 January 2008, 22:09:02 »

I know you're not directly ripping TTGL off Sano, I'm just saying you're into Super Robots now and you're putting it in to everything you do. Creative teens do that like ALL the time. I've done it once or twice myself. It's not a horrible thing but we played the robot plot already with this jam and I really don't think we need more of it. But I know you actually can do a decent jam you're just a bit... overzealous.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #654 on: 5 January 2008, 22:25:47 »

So, you're saying I'm a creative teen?
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ASR
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« Reply #655 on: 5 January 2008, 23:12:10 »

Not directly he isn't.
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Lunchebox
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« Reply #656 on: 6 January 2008, 00:30:09 »

Way to ruin another comic jam, Sano.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #657 on: 6 January 2008, 00:31:50 »

Way to make an ass out of yourself, Lunche.
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Mikero
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« Reply #658 on: 6 January 2008, 00:48:58 »

Actually he really only made an ass out of you.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #659 on: 6 January 2008, 01:18:06 »

Yeah, but it makes me feel cool if I pretend I'm him and he's me.
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« Reply #660 on: 6 January 2008, 03:45:18 »

Many wish they could be me, if only to get away with crazy antics such as waking up at 4 in the morning to get ready to work, and making fun of people online.
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« Reply #661 on: 6 January 2008, 04:55:38 »

Well, heres that comic I mentioned, hopefully it can restart the glory. This is how it goes, the whole paragraph Sano typed out was actually read aloud from the book I seem to be reading, so all the heads from space and chainsaw faces are technically canon, everybody happy? Oh, and I brought Sano back, now he's from the future, where he's 19 years old and actually sophisticated. Hurrah.
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« Reply #662 on: 6 January 2008, 05:00:21 »

Nice save WIND.
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Mikero
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« Reply #663 on: 6 January 2008, 19:07:39 »

Pretty standard cop out but it's good 'nuff.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #664 on: 6 January 2008, 19:10:49 »

Hey, at least it wasn't a dream like all the other times.
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ASR
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« Reply #665 on: 6 January 2008, 19:14:28 »

I thought the book said "By: SAND" until I realized it said Sano.
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« Reply #666 on: 6 January 2008, 19:38:06 »

If Sano is alive I want to be alive too!
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ASR
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« Reply #667 on: 6 January 2008, 19:40:52 »

To be honest, I'd rather have Sand than Sano.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #668 on: 6 January 2008, 19:44:30 »

Nova can only come back if he's a sexy fembot or something cool like that. Like someone said a few pages ago 'this JAM needs women.'
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« Reply #669 on: 6 January 2008, 19:46:01 »

But.. I don't want to feel pretty!
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #670 on: 6 January 2008, 19:51:06 »

You need something to make the viewers like you more, haven't you seen the webpoll? You're everyone's least favorite character in this series.
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« Reply #671 on: 6 January 2008, 20:00:53 »

But everyone loves me and my socks! It's my running gag!
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #672 on: 6 January 2008, 20:03:26 »

Don't make me make a fake webpoll...
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« Reply #673 on: 6 January 2008, 20:05:10 »

When you make it I'll believe you.
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ASR
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« Reply #674 on: 6 January 2008, 20:07:20 »

Nova, didn't I make you into a girl at Pluto? Like I drew you as a girl. Find it.
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« Reply #675 on: 6 January 2008, 20:08:00 »

You did? I can't remember that. Then again I was incredibly inactive there anyway.

EDIT: Holy #####! The random stage on the MLL was one of mine! XD
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« Reply #676 on: 6 January 2008, 20:10:05 »

Damn. I don't have it anymore, I know that. If I ever find it, I'll post it, though.

I remember we were talking about lacking female members and so we chose one member to become a girl.

We did that again just recently at AIDS.
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« Reply #677 on: 6 January 2008, 20:22:03 »

Lacking women?

Welcome to the internet.
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« Reply #678 on: 6 January 2008, 20:24:56 »

Actually that's a common misconception, there are actually plenty of women on the internet... Oh, who am I kidding.
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« Reply #679 on: 6 January 2008, 20:25:47 »

The only reason you don't see a lot of women on the internet is because they know their place.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #680 on: 6 January 2008, 20:27:15 »

Oh my gawd, liek the mall?
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« Reply #681 on: 6 January 2008, 20:38:13 »

ON THE COVER OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED: SWIMSUIT EDITION
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« Reply #682 on: 6 January 2008, 21:28:54 »

no no even then it's mostly just men jake


believe me i would know


in an unrelated discussion it takes a lot of body paint to make me look feminine
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« Reply #683 on: 6 January 2008, 21:58:37 »

The only reason you don't see a lot of women on the internet is because they know their place.

IN MAH PANTS!


^ The actual reason you don't see a lot of women on the internet.
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« Reply #684 on: 6 January 2008, 23:21:12 »

Uh... Mikero, you don't even wear pants.
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« Reply #685 on: 6 January 2008, 23:55:18 »

Uh... Mikero, you don't even wear pants.
WIND: And Sano loves that view...
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« Reply #686 on: 7 January 2008, 03:16:32 »

He's a Ninja, he wears a unitard.
Get your mind out of the gutter.

Also, I call the next one.

Posted on:  7 January 2008, 01:41:12

STORY JAM!

"Sorry, but it's another robot." The futuristic stranger said as he sighed as he dashed for the exit with WIND right behind him. "But, it's not a giant robot this time."
The pair exited the crumbling door of the NMO building as it broke off its' hinges as they pushed it.
"So where's this weapon that's going to save us all?" WIND yelled over the sound of the ominous wind and the growing chaos that consumed the field they now stood in.
"It doesn't exist yet." Sano said slowly as he pulled out a futuristic gun and pointed it in the direction of the Matriarch. "Now hush up, I have to make this shot count."
WIND's jaw dropped, as the hovering robot that had come with Sano flew close to Jake as the Matriarch was slowly floating towards him.
"Now now Jake, it's time for you to become a part of me, you'll like it, you'll never get lonely." hissed the Matriarch as it suddenly stopped its' approach.
In the blink of an eye the Matriarch had Jake within three of its' tentacles. Jake was in shock, he couldn't move, he couldn't scream, he could only watch in horror. Was there no hope for him?
"Get ready Hattron!" Sano suddenly shouted as his small weapon made a quiet clicking sound.
Suddenly a huge burst of light shot forth from the tiny device. The giant bolt hit the Matriarch in a spectacular flash of light, but when the light cleared the Matriarch was still there, in one peice, without a scratch on it. Wait, it had been frozen! It was stuck in it's tracks, it seemed the small area around it was frozen, time had frozen for the Matriarch.
As quickly as the Matriarch had frozen the small robot flew up to the three frozen tentacles that were wrapped tightly around Jake. Suddenly a small buzz saw shot forth from the robot, it cut the three disgusting tentacles as if they were rice paper. The buzz saw retracted, but as quickly as it left a metallic hand shot out of the small robot. The hand grabbed Jake as the robot quickly began flying back towards Sano and WIND. Jake was still flabbergasted and paralyzed.
Sano quickly pressed a few buttons on his tiny gun and pointed it at nothing. The gun made a whirling noise and from it came a portal. Sano entered the portal. In a second he stuck a portion of himself out of the portal.
"Yeah, I set it right. WIND! Hattron! Come on, we've only got a few more seconds!" Sano commanded.
"Woah! Hold on! What's this plan of yours Mr.SparklepantsMcfutureSano!?" WIND inquired as Hattron flew past him into the portal carrying Jake.
"Fine, I'll give you the abridged version! You, me and Jake need to go back to the past, the past in a different dimension in which we are all humans! We must go back to the day before Dr.Wily built Novaman! We're going to switch Novaman's blueprints with a different design that I came up with, then we're going to travel to a few weeks later and persuade the new product to come with us, well, that's step one of the plan, I really don't have time to tell you the rest!" Sano said as sweat began forming on his forehead, time was running out, the portal was closing and the Matriarch had begun twitching, the time vortex around it had begun correcting on its' own.
WIND sighed and jumped into the portal. Merely a fraction of a second after the portal closed in a flash of light. A few seconds after that the time space around the Matriarch began flowing correctly again.
"What the hell was that!?" the Matriarch exclaimed as it looked from left to right. "Eh, whatever." it shrugged. Then the Matriarch looked back to its' tentacles in which it had once held Jake, but it instantly noticed he was gone and three of its' tentacles were laying before it on the ground. "OH! WHAT THE CRAP!" the Matriarch exclaimed.
Meanwhile in the time stream; Jake, Sano, Hattron, and WIND were gently flying backwards through time.
"So... What are you going to switch the original Novaman blue prints with?" asked WIND out of boredom. WIND was bored, because as fun as time travel sounds the traveling portion is very boring.
"Oh yeah, here it is, I think I did pretty good with this drawing." Sano smiled and handed WIND a peice of paper with a drawing on it. "Pretty sexy, huh?" Sano laughed.
WIND groaned, and with that groan began Chapter 3 of The NMO JAM. Part 3, Fungus in Time, the epic story of 3 mushrooms, 2 hats, and a very sexy robot girl.
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« Reply #687 on: 7 January 2008, 05:41:29 »

*Groan...*


Well, it's very good, the story I mean, but how bout we stay as mushrooms in the human dimension? It would be full of shenanigans and trickery. 3 mushrooms tricking Dr. Wily, it would be like Home Alone! But without the gay, and more the trickery.
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« Reply #688 on: 7 January 2008, 05:43:56 »

Just so you know, the possessive word "its" does not need an apostrophe.
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« Reply #689 on: 7 January 2008, 05:50:17 »

He's a Ninja, he wears a unitard.
Get your mind out of the gutter.

You're a unitard! Ninjas don't have to wear what they don't want to. It's about stealth over style. If you're as good as me at it, you can do both.

I'll read that thing tomorrow.
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« Reply #690 on: 7 January 2008, 05:56:14 »

Just so you know, the possessive word "its" does not need an apostrophe.
Yeah, I know, but I'm too used to adding apostrophes on every "it's".  :P

Anyways, Mikey, all you need to know is we tricked the Matriarch, and now we're going back in time to make Nova a girl. Sano logic is best logic.
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« Reply #691 on: 7 January 2008, 06:04:46 »

Well, it's very good, the story I mean, but how bout we stay as mushrooms in the human dimension?

That was the plan. I use regular time traveling/dimension hopping rules, not the LoZOoT/LoZLttP time traveling/dimension hopping rules.

Anyways, Mikey, all you need to know is we tricked the Matriarch, and now we're going back in time to make Nova a girl. Sano logic is best logic.

Aaaaand! To another Dimension!
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« Reply #692 on: 7 January 2008, 06:40:24 »

Oh Sano.. you silly twat....


I mean twit, my bad...
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« Reply #693 on: 7 January 2008, 08:28:11 »

He's a Ninja, he wears a unitard.
Get your mind out of the gutter.

Also, I call the next one.

Posted on:  7 January 2008, 01:41:12

STORY JAM!

[awful]

Stop it.
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« Reply #694 on: 7 January 2008, 13:04:12 »

We should put Lunche in, I say we summon him with a lunch box decorated with skulls and a red and black color scheme. The contents would be a half eaten tuna sandwich, a pudding cup, and a juice box.
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« Reply #695 on: 7 January 2008, 23:01:12 »

He's a Ninja, he wears a unitard.
Get your mind out of the gutter.

Also, I call the next one.

Posted on:  7 January 2008, 01:41:12

STORY JAM!

[awful]

Stop it.

As a friend, I'm asking you to stop being you in our thread please.
I second putting Lunche in, though.
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« Reply #696 on: 7 January 2008, 23:22:58 »

He's a Ninja, he wears a unitard.
Get your mind out of the gutter.

Also, I call the next one.

Posted on:  7 January 2008, 01:41:12

STORY JAM!

[awful]

Stop it.

As a friend, I'm asking you to stop being you in our thread please.
I second putting Lunche in, though.

Only if I get to be Mary. Because it's better than being Rita.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #697 on: 7 January 2008, 23:46:49 »

Man, you guys never even give me a chance.
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« Reply #698 on: 8 January 2008, 01:39:35 »

Oh quit your babyin'.  Everyone loves you.
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« Reply #699 on: 8 January 2008, 01:41:16 »

I don't want to be a girl though.

Why not uh... Xearez?

I don't care if he's banned. Do him, he won't be offended.
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