The NMO Story Jam!

[Slugkid]

That is the best story/comic jam style ever.

Yay for Pizza.

Yes, but the pizza is MINE. And a bit for OD.

Yay for Pizza.

[Mikero]

The pizza is a lie.

[ASR]

No, Mike. The pizza is real. I promise.

[Jakey]

SOMEBODY GO! I wanna find out who killed Sir Random McNot-Important the Third. He was the greatest of us all. Truly.

The style of the jam is how I always perceived what a "Story" Jam should look like - You can read the story along with looking at the comic itself.  That way it cleans up all that speech bubble junk and just lets you do whatever you want.

[ASR]

That's how I pictured it when I first read your description of the jam, and that's how I was going to do it if I ever decided to add another page.

Near the beginning, everyone was just making comics so I went with that. Your way is tons easier.

[Johncarllos]

THEN MAKE ONE ASR.

[ASR]

Oh, shove off!

[Mikero]

That's how I pictured it when I first read your description of the jam, and that's how I was going to do it if I ever decided to add another page.

Near the beginning, everyone was just making comics so I went with that. Your way is tons easier.

Hahah I did the exact same thing!

[Snare]

Now that I am back in I am 100% fully interested

But uh, I'm TOO BUSY TO MAKE ONE. Yeah!

[Jakey]

JJJJJerk.

[Lunchebox]

Jake's submission alone has made me want to frequent MMM more.

[preventerWIND]

That's because you played a role in it.

[Lunchebox]

AND it was actually GOOD.

[Vinchenz Rock]

The pizza is a lie...
the pIzza is a LiE...
tHe piZza Is a lIE...

[Jakey]

Somebody goooooooooooooooo

[Mikero]

to da baaaaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffrooooo ooooooom

[Jakey]

with extra CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Mikero]

TTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR MMMMMMMAAAAAAXIMIZE

[Jakey]

Cheetor was my favorite.  Kick it into beast mode.

[Lunchebox]

Ratrap > Cheetor

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I have to agree, Ratrap kicked ass.

[Snare]

I was the only one who liked Waspinator. D:

[Mikero]

Tigatron. Cheetor. Depth Charge.

[ASR]

CHEEEEEEETORRRR.

Forever Cheetor.

[Mikero]

I had the Waspinator toy, Snare,if that's any consolation.

I currently don't have a favourite, but when it was new I loved Cheetor and Tigatron the most.  While I don't have a favourite I give honourable mentions to some of the most epic Maximals; Depth Charge (sworn to hunt Protoform X AKA Rampage, if you even know about Protoform X), Tigerhawk (fusion of Airazer and Tigatron, mentioned in The Covenant Of Primus), Dinobot (died to save the human race, the most hearfelt episode in the series), Rhinox (never went transmetal or anything and STILL kicked ass wall to wall), and the black Cheetor (for pure awesomeness) .

[Lunchebox]

I was the only one who liked Waspinator. D:

Everyone liked Waspinator.

Depth Charge.

Was that the Shark guy? I loved that guy!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I was the only one who liked Waspinator. D:

Well, Waspinator tear loser-bot a new waste disposal unit.

[preventerWIND]

I had the Waspinator toy, Snare,if that's any consolation.


-Text wall-

Yeah I loved that episode where Dinobot went all commando and saved the- WHAT THE ##### IS IN YOUR SIGNATURE!? >: O

[ASR]

HA that's perfect.

[preventerWIND]

I'M #####TING BRICKS HERE! WIND IS ANGREH!

Edit: OK, I see how it is, nobody's replying eh? Well ##### y'all! I'm the real WIND! BITCHES!

[Mikero]

Preventer OF Wind. Means I prevent you I guess...

preventerWind is not allowed.

Depth Charge.

Was that the Shark guy? I loved that guy!

He was a manta/sting ray, but yes that's who you're thinking of.

[Jakey]

Beast Machines was good too.  A lot of people diss it just because it's a different setting or whatever but I think it's great.

[Lunchebox]

Beast Machines was pretty bad.

[Vinchenz Rock]

AWESOME ADDING TO THE CONVERSATION, THERE, JAKE. YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T POST THAT TO BUMP YOUR TOPIC.

[ASR]

oh this is a comic jam right

[Majikn]

Story Jam!

[Mikero]

Beast Machines was good too.  A lot of people diss it just because it's a different setting or whatever but I think it's great.

Beast Machines was pretty bad.

It was OK. It mainly was crap not because of the setting or characters (because they were established good characters [except that gay bat] and they were on Cybertron) but it was that it got all about organic crap. And then they had the nerve to say that Cybertron was at one time an organic planet which (a long with the notion of the Oracle) goes against established Transformers timeline, in which Cybertron was created by Primus who is at the core of the planet. Other than that it was alright.

[Jakey]

Yeah I really hate that freaking bat.

And puh-lease, don't give me that thread bump hoo-ha.  My edition was more than sufficient for anybody to add on to.  I was really hoping someone would come up with something interesting, but I guess that was asking a little too much.

[preventerWIND]

Actually, I've had a couple panels on my desktop but I never bothered to upload them, I'm guessing they're about 2 weeks old.


"OMFGMFMF!" said Snare as he ran up to the mushroom-corpse. "Maybe he's not dead, maybe he's just sleeping with a knife in his head!" Snare then touched the red substance on the corpse, to which he sniffed it and sniffed it, and then examined it with his nose, by sniffing it. "UH-OH!" Snare exclaimed. "SMELLS LIKE DEAD!" : (


"HOW R U ENJOYIN UR PIZZA???" Lunche asked questionably with a question. OD replied "I wish I had some, Slugkid ate it all.. They should call him FAT kid!". Slugkid was too busy eating all the pizza. Lunche jiggled, as shown in the picture. No one knows why.


Meanwhile, Jake was standing around somewhere, when CV popped up for what? The first time in the comic? What a loser! Anyways, he popped up and Jake asked "CV? Like what the ##### man!? I gave you $10 to go buy some nuts and bolts at the hardware store! Where'd you go!?". CV replied "Oh, I decided not to go, and I went and bought some Yu-Gi-Oh! cards instead. Look! I got a Super Mega Plaid Winged Drago-" Jake interupted, furiously "I DUN CARE WUT Y'ALL GOT! I SAY Y'ALL CUZ I'M FROM TEXAS!" and with one swoop of his bulbus, he slapped the cards into a nearby dirt mound.


"Hey Jake, I found this dead thing." Snare said.
"#####" Jake replied.
">: (" CV emoticon'd.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Love it.

The pizza sauce should be made from that dead mushroom's blood (I don't remember his name... I don't think it's important).

[Jakey]

Jawesome.  If I get the chance, I'll go nextopolis.

[Johncarllos]

Nice job Snare!
Emoticon'd is a good word.

[ASR]

NOT SNARE

WINDUH

[Johncarllos]

OMFG I AM SUCH A TARD, the Snare in the first panel threw me off soooo bad I apologize and will accept whatever punishment is put upon me.

and Wind, great job on the expressions.

[Mikero]

Col' mn!

Jawesome.

Street Sharks!

[ASR]

Deja vu, right there. That has happened before. Mike's post, I mean.

[Mikero]

Defntly'.

[Jakey]

Wow. How far this dream has fallen. Pieces of broken promises and empty dreams scattered about an infinity of listless blue patches.

Well, that is a thing of the past!

GET THE ENGINES HOT CUZ THE NMO IS A GO-GO

[Mikero]

Gimme a week and change.

[Jakey]

Alright, but that's all I'm given ya. We gotta get the Order back to order, and I can't get nickel-and-day'd into creative poverty.