The NMO Story Jam!

[Jakey]

[size=9]IT'S MUSHROOM TIME![/size]

Ever wanted something more out of your pathetic four-limbed humanoid life?  Have a strange fascination with the peculiarly polka-dotted?  Well, here's your chance to fulfill your wildest dreams!  No, not nailing Jessica Alba- BEING A MUSHROOM!!

NOTE: Becoming a mushroom does not guarantee a sexy sexy body like this.

Enter your depiction and description of your piece of fungus fiction and you will be automatically entered into the MegaMushroom Database, where generations to come will be able to witness the glory that prevailed against the test of time.  And much like that mysterious Tazmanian Devil tattoo that suddenly appeared the morning after a long night of debauchery and glorious drunkery, the memory will never truely fade away.

However, UNLIKE a drunk tattoo, there are positive rewards to being in the MegaMushroom Database.  First of all, it will be used in the future as a sort of "character crock pot" from which I will dish delicious plates of steamy entertainment.  Of the visual variety.  And literary as well.  You know what I'm talkin about

 



Second of all... well, there is no second of all.

Oh, and you get this nifty little badge thing.



You can put it in your signature or whatever.  Also, the dots are customizable.  Because that's how shrooms do.

Once again, all you gotta do is post a picture or a little story.  That's all it takes! 

At the core of every heart, there is a mushroom-shaped silohuette. 
Light up the world, and your heart with a mushroom today!
<3

So whaddya say?  It won't cost you a nickel or a quarter to become part of the
New Mushroom Order!

Your pal,

Residential Fungus Among Us

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THE MEGAMUSHROOM DATABASE:

(as of 12/15/07)

Orange Devil

preventerWIND

TriggerUNIT
ASR
NovaMan XP
Mikero

Sano
Chron
Winged Warrior

AlexThePenguin

Slugkid

Yubi Shines
Xzeemo
Abominator
Sub Tank
Vinchenz Rock
Black McJack
XJ
Teelio
Dr.
guitaristjoe
Lunchebox
ChaosVortex
JohnCarllos

[Orange Devil]

Hehe this looks like fun.

Mush'd and Sprit'd. I'm no good at spriting, or even recoloring.

[Chron]

I remember when someone...

Oh, no, that isn't right at all.

The spots need to be gray, and the mushroom itself is green.
Or reversed, I'm not sure.

[Jakey]

Bwahaha, chyeah!

You can go ahead and choose what colors you want on your badge if you want.

[preventerWIND]

Updated my shroom to a more familiar look. Won't change again.

[Orange Devil]

Can I just have oozy orange blobs on my badge?

PS. If anyone feels like making a sweet MS paint OD mushroom, feel free! I tried and failed.

[preventerWIND]

*runs ecstatically and trips over shoe laces again*

I'LL DO IT I'LL DO IT!

*ahem*

[Orange Devil]

You just love taking requests, don't you.

Well I have no problem with it. Thanks.

[ASR]

I'll do it even if Wind does. It's just too easy.

[Orange Devil]

I don't object to that.

[preventerWIND]

You just love taking requests, don't you.

Well I have no problem with it. Thanks.

Yep, I have no imagination of my own so I jump at the chance to do something cool. XD

[Orange Devil]

Haha, yummy. Seriously, it looks delicous. You should put some bubbles in it though.

[ASR]

I WAS GOING TO

[Orange Devil]

Do it anyway.

[preventerWIND]

Yeah, go ahead and give it a shot. As for me, I can't do bubbles, I make them look like liverspots : \

[TriggerUNIT]

*runs ecstatically and trips over shoe laces again*

I'LL DO IT I'LL DO IT!

*ahem*

Oh crud... I just finished one haha. Meh, not too good at comp drawin anyway *trashes*.
I wonder how the heck I'll make mine though. Haha, a mushroom with long brown hair holding pistols? Could someone give it a shot for me?

[preventerWIND]

...

I'm not going to trip over this, I'll have it done in a minute. : D

What's your looks? Long brown hair, pistols, and the glasses?

[ASR]

When my computer gets done backing up my music folder onto a CD and therefore slowing itself down to probably 1/10 speed (which is still pretty fast but slow enough that the letters aren't instantly appearing as I type them), I'll get right on it.

[TriggerUNIT]

Oh yeah, I forgot the glasses. Yeah that sounds great. Thank you very much Preventer.

[preventerWIND]

Thar we go.

[NovaMan XP]

WIND, I'm leaving it up to YOU to make me into a mushroom.

[preventerWIND]

No problem : D

I'll do it when I get back, I'm off for now.

[TriggerUNIT]

Haha It's awesome! Thanks a bunch!

[ASR]

YAY ME

I'll draw OD in a second. Maybe Nova.

Posted on:  5 December 2007, 00:54:39

I don't like how Nova turned out. Someone else remake it, unless he likes it.

[Jakey]

Whaaaaat are these? A mushroom isn't simply a head without a body.

There is a definite BULBUS that shapes the top, as depicted in the attached example below.

And I don't mind if you ask someone else to make your mushroom, but really the point was for you to use your own imagination and create your own mushroom, using either a picture or a story.

[preventerWIND]

True, you should at least try to make yourself. If it's suck, I'll help.

[Snare]

How did I do?

[ASR]

I followed the BULBOUS RULE using my hair as a BULBOUS SHAPE AT THE TOP OKAY

and the story is that i fell madly in love with u and but then it was something that we cuddent be 2gether because u were a mushroom and i was a man but soon i hired doctors 2 make me a mushroom 2 and ten u left me newayz

[Jakey]

I said DEFINITE bulbous, not "oop mabe i use to much herspray lol" bulbous.

And SNARE- don't push me boy!

[preventerWIND]

Snare, what a sexy looking shroom.

[Slugkid]

Do you have an example mushroom that is... Mushroom-zised... At least as all the other mushrooms? I am really bad at this kind of stuff... Heck, look at my avatar!

[Jakey]

Actually, the one that ventyWIND just whipped up for NovaMan is pretty spot on as to what a transmogrified mushroom should be.  Nice work.

[Snare]

And SNARE- don't push me boy!

Jake is ABUTT

[preventerWIND]

Fungus grows from poop, the fungus can now poop. The cycle continues for eternity.

[Jakey]

DRRRRRRARGH 

[Mikero]

Couldn't find my old one.

[Snare]

Fine, since you're being a big nutjobhead about it, I made a for serious one.

But I don't think I did it just right.

[Slugkid]

I De-nova-ized it. I'll post the outline and try to turn it sluggish.

[Mikero]

Why bother posting the outline?

[Slugkid]

Don't really know. If is here then it's not needed anymore. Even when I was probably the only who needed it...

[TriggerUNIT]

Okay,  my own attempt.

[Jakey]

Wow, that's disgusting.

HAHA I meant Snares.  Not yours, Trigger.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Jake, be a munchkin and make one for me.

[preventerWIND]

Updated my old one.

[ASR]

Snare, you're too good at this stuff.

[Jakey]

Jake, be a munchkin and make one for me.

Try again.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Jake, would you be an awesome, manly man Mushroom and make one for me, please sir?

[ASR]

He likes it when you call him Fatso McGee.

[Mikero]

Can my badge be spotless and desaturated and darkened?

[ASR]

NO

goshdurn rebels