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Jakey
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« Reply #860 on: 4 June 2008, 04:46:46 » |
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"Snare, you can't put your grubby mitts all over the victim. Your leafy prints are stuck all over it." "Oh, my bad," Snare replied. The three stood in the field, each pondering what had just occurred. Who had murdered this poor unknown fellow? He was not guilty of any wrongdoing. Heck, until recently, he hadn't even existed! There was a missing link somewhere, a clue, a mystery that demanded attention. Snare stared intently at the rotting shroom corpse. He watched as a herd of flies suckled heartily on the dripping flesh. Man, he thought. I am really freakin hungry. Snare scampered into the NMO HQ to find some juicy, er... whatever it is plants eat. Sun. Yeah. Juicy sunlight. Sunny D. "H-Hey, Jake," said CV. "What do you suppose'll happen tomorrow when everyone finds out about the murder? Golly, there's going to be a big ol' panic when people start pointing ffingers, or, uh, bulbous, at each other. I wouldn't want to be in that meeting." Jake pondered CV's words very carefully. "Hmm... CV may be onto something. Maybe the killer's intention was to do just that- start a widespread panic and dismantle NMO. Perhaps a little far fetched, but what isn't nowadays?" He looked at the bloodied knife, now laying across from the body. "There must be something to this knife that's being overlooked, but I'm not sure what it is. I think I'll take it to Dr. Mushroom for inspection. That is, if he's not the murderer himself... Oh goodness, now listen to me talk!" He grabbed the knife and headed to HQ. Whoever did this unspeakable evil must be found out...  BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!! |
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preventerWIND
Super Robot
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« Reply #867 on: 8 June 2008, 02:13:08 » |
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THE BEARDED GUY IS THE KILLER! That was excellent, Jake. Dunno what else to say. Posted on: 4 June 2008, 13:51:02
CSM: Crime Scene Mushrooms  Jake and CV went to LuncheShroom's new place, which was now a pizza parlor. He had a mustache, dig that. They went up to the counter and Jake asked: "Do you know who killed Sir Not Important the third?" "No." Lunche replied. Jake pondered on LuncheShroom's answer.. "You sure?" he asked again. "Yes. Get out." Lunche replied... Jake wouldn't take no for an answer! He hopped up on the counter, looked him in the eyes, and said.. "WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA!?"  "Then I'll eat you." So they left.  Then CV thought of something! None of the shrooms had any way of hiding a knife! So they went to see Sano; he had a hat he could hide ##### in, JC; he had a beard he could hide ##### in. And Mikero, because he was a ninja.  They went to see Mikero first, because he was always and never behind them, he was a ninja you know. They asked Mike if he he anything else on him, but he quickly reminded them that he was a mushroom and therefore had no hands. You'd think mushrooms would know this by now, but they don't so on to the next panel!  They then found JC in a ditch, eating dirt probably, who knows. They searched his beard but found nothing of interest, except for a limited edition SpiderMan #1. Go figure. But besides that, it was just boots and twigs and leaf's and #####... all that was left was Sano.. Meanwhile...  : O |
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Lunchebox
Super Robot
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« Reply #877 on: 22 June 2008, 08:42:42 » |
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I can't believe I'm up this late when I have work.. Oh well. NMO STORY JAAAAAAAAAAAM Sir Not Important The Third awoke wild eyed and hungry. He was no longer in control of his capacities... The hunger was all he was now. What is this hunger you ask? What does he crave, you inquire? The answer is plain and simple. Fungus. And He sees a source close to him...  ASR... Wait is it Winduh... No, it's ASR... ASR was shocked! There he was, Kevin K. Cadaver, up and snarling. In all his three minutes of knowing the dead 'shroom, he had NEVER seen Kevin act like this... But does this mean that those three minutes of shooting the breeze mean that at last... ASR had a friend? A companion, who would stand by him for the best of times and the worst of times.... A BOSOM BUDDY! Oh what fun they should have, going to the park, the beach, the movies and...  ASR could not finish his next thought, as he was overcome by immense and sudden terror. His gut told him that Kevin wasn't lunging at him for a hug, but had a much more devious purpose in mind...  Elsewhere, a sinister grin ran across Luncheshroom's face. All was going according to his agenda... What was happening now was just one step closer to his ultimate goal...  This so called "bargain" he was giving away on his pizzas would soon prove the undoing of his most hated rival to his own pizza parlor (Lunchshroom's Pizza Emporium)...
The Red Pizza! For even now he was stealing away loyal customers away from The Red Mushroom's endeavors.... And making them his loyal customers...  "I'll haaaaaaaave.... 3 large pizzas with pepperoni, jalepenos, sausage, ham, wheat grass and cat liver." JC ordered with a sense of pride. "Would you like anything to... DRINK?" Luncheshroom asked, insidiously. "I'll have a Moxie."  With a click and a chime, the fate of JC's dinner was sealed.[/center |
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preventerWIND
Super Robot
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« Reply #892 on: 23 June 2008, 07:28:07 » |
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WIND needs a tablet.  Jake: SANO! So it WAS you! Sano: What? No.. where in the world did you get that idea? Jake: UR HOLDIN' A GUN Sano: So? I found that, look, it's not even loaded. CV: I'm sure no one cares about my pain, but Sir Not Important WAS killed with a knife.. SUDDENLY  A WHIRLWIND APPEARED! It surrounded the Mystery Sano and spooked everyone out of their bulbuses!  : HEY CHUMPS! Maybe its time I fill you in on all of these shenanigans goin' down hm? Then.. it cleared up.. and revealed...  PREVENTER WIND! WIND: No one here murdered that mushroom.. some higher power is at work here, so I've taken to doing my best to PREVENT a coming disaster. After all, it's in my name to prevent #####. Jake: What are you up to WIND?.. then, Nova shouted up from his diggin' hole, where something had appeared.. Nova: Hey, WIND, I FOUND IT! Sano: OH MY GOSH.. It's Gurren Mushroom! SO YOU'VE DUG IT UP BECAUSE YOU NEED ME TO PIL- WIND: Yeah right, thats just what we need. Some DumbShroom to pilot it and ruin the whole NMO AGAIN. I'm completely rebuilding this steel badass. And I've already chosen someone to help me.  WIND: He needed some convincing, he usually hates these kinds of things.. but he agreed to help me pilot it under one condition.. Jake: What is it?... |
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