The NMO Story Jam!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Today it's getting annoying.

[Jakey]

Just shut up and let's get on with the story jam.

[Yubi Shines]

Beeetch, I'm going next. It will be epic.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Uh... I just said I'd be going next...

[Jakey]

WELL THEN GO

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I'M MULTI-TASKING!
I'M ALMOST DONE!

[preventerWIND]

Wind wants an exciting role. Someone make me col liek potoman 

[Captain Sanoguchi]

'Kay, I just wanted to bring Sano and Nova back into the Jam, because it's cooler with a giant robot.
Yeah, all of the lens flares are necessary.

[Yubi Shines]

You know, this is precisely my point about jams and mary sues, but I'll post the page I drew anyway in a minute. With one modification.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

You know, this is precisely my point about jams and mary sues, but I'll post the page I drew anyway in a minute. With one modification.

If you don't like it, stop whining and go back to your own Jam.

[preventerWIND]

Shaddap Sano, or I'll make you die in the Jam like Kamina, but not in an epic way.

Also, Yubes, I think you missed what I meant.

OD = Jell-O = Rations

and that wasn't me with OD and Jake, that was ASR..~.~

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Man, whatever, I'm tired of Yubi and Lunche always comming into Jams, even ones they weren't a part of and going all like "OMG u ruined it agin!!1".

[Jakey]

Well, she's kinda right.  It's not like we were going to suddenly forget about a giant-ass robot.  I think in the future we should try and avoid adding OURSELVES into the story.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Bah, whatever, people always have to come into this kind of thing just to make it less fun for others.

[Snare]

Well, try taking it in stride next time, cause all this whining will give you a tummy ache. NOW let's see some smiles.

[Jakey]

Look, Lunche was just being Lunche.  He even said so himself, so don't mind him.  Yubi has actually PARTICIPATED in this jam so I think she has a right to say what she wants to say.

It's just a precaution so we don't get pages of "OK GUYS I AM HERE WASSUP"

[ChaosVortex]

Bah, whatever, people always have to come into this kind of thing just to make it less fun for others.

*Takes children's audio toy and pulls string*

"The Abominator says... 'POT. KETTLE. BLACK.'"

[Jakey]

Okay okay okay.  Enough.  Let's keep this wagon trail a-movin.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Sorry, I just felt like I needed to establish the Giant Robot had returned after a two year time skip and stuff. Yeah, like Jake said let's get this train wreck 'a' rollin'.

[preventerWIND]

Alright, we'll continue where Yubi left off, and put the giant robot off till later.

Also, Sano, why do you keep making the robot BIGGER in every comic you make?

[Snare]

Hm, maybe I should maybe do one cause you know, I was thinking maybe I could do one. Just maybe.

But I don't feel like drawing a robot, does it have to be a robot? Would I be lynched if it unrobotted?

[Jakey]

Because BIGGER is MORE AWESOME!!

I hope there is another giant robot in the future, or perhaps a lizardlike counterpart...

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Alright, we'll continue where Yubi left off, and put the giant robot off till later.

Also, Sano, why do you keep making the robot BIGGER in every comic you make?

Giant Robots have to get bigger, besides I've only drawn the whole thing once.
How about we just continue saying Jake and friends are on the other side of NMO and can't see the giant robot, so it's like it's not even there at the moment.

[Jakey]

We'll leave the robot for now, since now we all know it's here.  Go ahead Snarebear.

[preventerWIND]

Then.. then we will make something stronger.. we will make Snare 3.0!

WE CAN REBUILD HIM.
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.

[Dr.]

I wanna come back all mechanized and 1337. We definately need scientists rebuilding me in a lab where I'm floating in a cylinder of water. cuz i thwrted teh DZ with my 1337nezz

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Let's hold off on that for awhile, people will complain.

[Dr.]

I didn't say now, you #####ing tool.

<3 Sano

[Yubi Shines]

If you don't like it, stop whining and go back to your own Jam.

Excuse me? Where did that come from? And when did this become a "lol my jam iz better dan ur jam" contest?

Jeez, if wanting coherency in a plot -- even a plot with talking mushrooms -- warrants that, god help everyone if you stub your toe. Don't get your neuticles in a twist.

[Chron]

It's just...

... zombies...

... why?


Why zombies?
That's not creative. It's not even interesting.
They're just a bunch of walking already very dead people. You can't possibly kill them again, and they can't possibly be a threat. They never are, either.

Zombies.
Really.

You can run around punching them to death and turn out OK.
In swarms, even.

Now mushrooms.
That's a hot topic.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

If you don't like it, stop whining and go back to your own Jam.

Excuse me? Where did that come from? And when did this become a "lol my jam iz better dan ur jam" contest?

Jeez, if wanting coherency in a plot -- even a plot with talking mushrooms -- warrants that, god help everyone if you stub your toe. Don't get your neuticles in a twist.

Wow, you're a tad late, bad stuff happened, it's over now and stuff, forget it happened.
We're all making Comic Jam stuff now.

[Snare]

I agree Chron, you're my new Jake.

I feel the same way about robots. Mushrooms (and people) or go home!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Snare, aren't you supposed to be making Jam?

[Chron]

I can make jam out of Snare is someone will pollinate him and we wait a few months.
somehow i don't want to do it so much now

[Jakey]

OKAY, for the last time, let's not dwell any further.  Besides, we've more than validated your point, Yubi, no need for any more discussion.

Everybody chill.

[Snare]

Snare, aren't you supposed to be making Jam?

Sorry for more discussion Jake.

I said MAYBE and actually I made a PNnJ instead, that's where I belong.

[Jakey]

Just WHAT is a PNnJ? Plant Nancy n Justin? WHAT.

[Orange Devil]

So much talk, so little comic jamming. If I don't see a comic soon I'm going to #### a #### in my ##### covered in #####################.

[Vinchenz Rock]

OKAY FINE DEN I'LL ATTEMPT AN ACTUAL COMIC AND IF DER IS NO COMIC DEN STORY DEN.

[Orange Devil]

Ok den.

[preventerWIND]

So much talk, so little comic jamming. If I don't see a comic soon I'm going to #### a #### in my ##### covered in #####################.

WOAH OK.

*whips up something* :B

[Orange Devil]

Ahahahaha, AWESOME. Orange Devil is satisfied. I love how some members have just turned into floating heads.

[ASR]

lets continue with out adventure?


CRAP

[Orange Devil]

It's adeventure, ASR. Were continuing with our adventure, and without adeventure. We don't need no stinking adeventure.

[ASR]

i new tha

[preventerWIND]

Oh damn, I didn't even notice I spelled "our" wrong. I knew about everything else though.

>.>

<.<

[Yubi Shines]

Somewhere in here is one of those "he stole forty apples. that's as many as four tens. and that's terrible" things.

[ASR]

pic related

[Jakey]

Then we will play good basketball.

Then we will play a good game.

[ASR]

Look at Robin shoot. He's such a pansy!