The NMO Story Jam!

[preventerWIND]

Robin blames the basketball, next he's going to blame his shoes. Why can't the sissy just admit he's throws like a little girl.

[Jakey]

There is something wrong with Robin.  Something is wrong with his balls.  He looks at other balls for pleasure.  "Look for a pair of better balls," he says. "Then we will play a good game."

[Vinchenz Rock]

DONE. Enjoy my lovely mspaint skills!

[BlackMcJack]

I don't know beards make you cooler, that's why I have one.

[Dr.]

That made little, if any sense.

[Orange Devil]

It made PERFECT sense, and I loved it.

*****

Am I foaming at the mouth in the 2nd frame?

[Vinchenz Rock]

Am I foaming at the mouth in the 2nd frame?

"mmm gose fethr'd" = "Mmm... Goose feathers..."

Remember? Yubi had you guys packing a bunch of rations including goose feathers.

[Orange Devil]

A-ha. Deep.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

My turn!

Posted on: 11 December 2007, 23:20:38

Sorry, house work attacked and made this JAM take a long time and suck.
Yeah, Jake realizes he's too short to open the front door and ASR has indentity problems... or maybe it's preventerWIND...

[ASR]

MY CHARACTER WAS MAKED AFORE WINDUHS THERE4 HE MUST NEED TO THCANGE HIS PLZ

[Captain Sanoguchi]

It's Old Sano and Metty all over again.
We need to bring White Shadow in here for some extreme makeovers or something.

[preventerWIND]

MY CHARACTER WAS MAKED AFORE WINDUHS THERE4 HE MUST NEED TO THCANGE HIS PLZ

ya but my churacter loks betar den urs



Seriously, not hard to remember is it?


Edit: I'll make the next one, and give myself a difference.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Woah, is that one of those games where you try and tell the difference between two similar looking pictures? Man, this one looks way too hard!

[preventerWIND]

Your mom looks hard. Damn right.

Next one, I hope everyone likes the new look of the NMO building.

[Orange Devil]

Who is up for drawing EVERYONE? We need a huge picture like in the comic books, when there is a sudden two-pager.

[preventerWIND]

Everyone should draw themselves, around a 150x150 sized pic of your shroom in a pose. And we'll mash'em all together and make a neat family portrait.

[Orange Devil]

I'm game. Nose goes for putting them all together though. And NO having someone draw it for you this time.

[BlackMcJack]

I'm game. Nose goes for putting them all together though. And NO having someone draw it for you this time.

But what is we really really suck at draw, like so.

[Yubi Shines]

ya but my churacter loks betar den urs

(image)

Seriously, not hard to remember is it?

In short: Preventer's the one that looks more like the Cheat.
(Seriously, he does! Look at him!)

[preventerWIND]

But what is we really really suck at draw, like so.

It shows you tried and submitted your own art piece, and the difference in art style shows this too.

In short: Preventer's the one that looks more like the Cheat.
(Seriously, he does! Look at him!)

;_;

I already changed my look. No need to keep on mocking meeee~!


*sobs in corner*

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Yubi, I can see what you're getting at, but it's a stretch.

[Dr.]

O:

I love you, Yubi.

[Yubi Shines]

DO I EVER LIE?

[Dr.]

Often.

[Jakey]

Guys.  Today's my birthday.

Jerks.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Do you want me to pop out of a cake wearing a ribbon around my crotch?

[Jakey]

That's all I ever wanted.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I'm sorry Jakey.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

DO I EVER LIE?

When did The Cheat get AIDS?

[ASR]

harpy bristhday jak!

[Orange Devil]

Is it really your birthday? Because we're going to need a birthday thread.

[Mikero]

It was yesterday.

We've finished one here before, but OK sarge!

If I didn't remember it, it didn't happen. That's the rule.

Actually the rule is that if DMX didn't rap about it, it didn't happen. I learned that from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

You kidding? Hell he'll be down for a while, after all he did get kicked in the sack with a foot-drill. He's gonna be screwed for a long time..

Yes, but once the sack pain is gone, all thats left is pure anger.

You forget the searing pain elsewhere in the body and the intense feeling that you're about to vomit your pelvis.

If you don't like it, stop whining and go back to your own Jam.

Excuse me? Where did that come from? And when did this become a "lol my jam iz better dan ur jam" contest?

It's not his jam anyway.

Okay so everyone can calm down about the robot thing becaaaauuuuusssseee...


I'm done my semester and I'm willing to contribute to the jam and I have an idea as to how to solve the Giant Robotonomic problem. But, I need some time to do it.

Posted on: 13 December 2007, 16:41:55

I've decided to go a different route with what my entry, if no one minds can I take some extra time mine? And also if no one minds, can I be a bit of a "mary-sue" with this entry?

[Vinchenz Rock]

I don't mind, it'll probably be worth it.

[Dr.]

I like the sound, Mike.

[ASR]

ASR SAYS YES TO MIKE

[Dr.]

Dr. SAYS ASR PHAIL

[ASR]

YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE

[Dr.]

You know what.

I agree.

[Mikero]

Okay this is taking forever but I'll finish later, I have a bunch to explain and I hate drawing on the computer with my trackpad. I just need a break so it's gonna take time if that's cool.

[ASR]

I'd say it's okay if somebody starts a quick B-Story that is 100% unrelated to what is currently happening, which would either have to do with introducing new characters, or focusing on Snare's hilariously comical attempts to get accepted into the New New Mushroom Order.

Clearance, Mike? I'm not doing it, by the way.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Uh... I'd like to do something real quick to make WIND more distinguished.

[preventerWIND]

Maekover tiem?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Yeah, but a quick manly one.

Posted on: 13 December 2007, 23:53:46

Yeah, anyway, remember how Sano's hat flew away as well as Nova's weird crest thing when they got their cool Gurren Lagann stuff. Yeah, well Sano's hat was at the mercy of the wind for many years, but during the time skip the hat flew into a final boss or something, he killed it, stealing the kill and all the EXP from random unimportant people. So then Mr.Sano's Hat leveled up enough to talk and move, kind of.
Yeah, so now Sano's hat meets WIND and at the sight of WIND's huge mass of hair Mr.Hat is completely in awe and realizes he has found his new home, so he quickly jumps onto WIND's head and they become inseparable pals or something. Also the same random gust of wind that originally took Mr.Hat came by and took Mr.Fan away. Oh yeah, and Mr.Fan made a Smooth Moves reference. There, now WIND is a distinguished character.

[Dr.]

No. Just no.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Oh, whatever.

[Vinchenz Rock]

No. Just no.

Shut up already.

[Dr.]

Not to mention, Mikero called next.

I say this cause you could ##### it up for him.

You add something after he called and he'll have to go through and changes winds char.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

ASR said it'd be alright if someone just to make one that wouldn't effect the plot much, and this doesn't.

[Teelio]

Uh... I'd like to do something real quick to make WIND more distinguished.

Therefore, it's not part of the plot, Mr. Dr.

If it was, so what? Keep the comic going.

[ASR]

As dumb as it is, it's no dumber than the rest of the Jam, and I like it. Sure, Sano is excessively moronic and kills everything he touches, but in a loveable way.

Also, I found it funny how Sano's hat's whole life has to do with "wind." Being blown by the wind, onto WINDUHhh.h..hhh.