"Un"Official Brawl Update Topic

[Mikero]

Who is that and what's ABAP and it doesn't take wit to compare a Wii remote to a vibrator at all.

[preventerWIND]

Final Smash: BALLIN!

@Mike: He's a "gangsta" who shares his opinion on the new 3rd gen systems, PS3 is obviously the greatest though, or as he says it, the "PS-Triple."

[Majikn]

"THE 360 DON'T GOT GAMES"

[preventerWIND]

"Tru games has some fiddy cent in da background some fat joe some BALLIN!"

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Everybody knows girls can't do ##### except suck dick.
Chad Warden needs to shoot some African Americans, because we aren't doing Geometry, we're trying to play some games. They best rename that ##### to GAYlo. Nice slick black. We also need to play HD games while driving. Video Game systems definitely attract women.

[Mikero]

Sounds kind of comedic, I guess.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

He's hilarious. In all seriousness his views are one sided and stupid, but it's funny to watch him talk like he knows everything and everyone else knows nothing. That's how Sony fanboys are. Also for some reason he seems to really dislike African Americans, he's always talking about shooting them and stuff.

[Majikn]

It's definitely not intentional comedy. The guy's a dork. So are all fanboys, really.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

He's also racist.

[preventerWIND]

Where does he get off saying Mario's a Mexican? He even looks a bit racially confused himself..

Anyways, what we need is a REAL Super Smash Matricians...

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Chad Warden's racial confusion knows no end. He thinks he's an African American, but for some reason African Americans are the only people he wants to shoot.

[preventerWIND]

No, Sano, he wants to shoot "gay ######".

[Majikn]

Where does he get off saying Mario's a Mexican? He even looks a bit racially confused himself..

Anyways, what we need is a REAL Super Smash Matricians...

Who the hell has enough life to spend on making a game like that?

[Mikero]

Chad Warden's racial confusion knows no end. He thinks he's an African American,

No, Sano, he wants to shoot "gay ######".

So we're talking 2007 Justin Timberlake and 2001 Marshall Mathers fused?

[preventerWIND]

Where does he get off saying Mario's a Mexican? He even looks a bit racially confused himself..

Anyways, what we need is a REAL Super Smash Matricians...

Who the hell has enough life to spend on making a game like that?

That's exactly what I wanna know.

Anybody up for it? I pay handsomely, in Chuckey Cheese tokens.

[Majikn]

It'd be better if it wasn't completely a solo project, at least.

[preventerWIND]

Put up or shut up, Maj.

GIT TO IT.

[Majikn]

AH CAYAN'T.

Seriously, I'd barely start it and then leave it, even if I did have a any idea of how to make it in the first place.

[preventerWIND]

...

Comic Jam?

Edit: I just started it, right now, I'll see if it works out.. it's 1am over here and my ideas are a bit batty..

[Majikn]

What are you saying, boy?

[preventerWIND]

I'm saying all of us. In one Comic Jam, greater than that of the NMO. JUST BEATING THE ##### OUT OF EACHOTHER!

[Mikero]

I suggest people check out something called Entervoid to see how it's done.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

No, Sano, he wants to shoot "gay ######".

Indeed, a Homophobic Racist.

Chad Warden's racial confusion knows no end. He thinks he's an African American,

No, Sano, he wants to shoot "gay ######".

So we're talking 2007 Justin Timberlake and 2001 Marshall Mathers fused?

Yes.

[Majikn]

I suggest people check out something called Entervoid to see how it's done.

Oh snap I remember that! Did you ever enter any battles?

[preventerWIND]

Sorry everyone, in case this is a bad idea. I went ahead and made a mini strip, I don't got no scanner so my digicam was the best I have.

Swing and a miss? Or no?

http://img442.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscn4526am4.jpg

Don't mind the hand error on the 4th drawing.

[Panda]

Stickers!

That power people up!

In a way similar to Megaman Battle Network (three, I think?)!

I want a Moogle in Smash Bros!

[Vinchenz Rock]

http://img442.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscn4526am4.jpg

I LOL'd.

In a good way.

Anyway, stickers = I probably won't be using since it's different for each character.

[ChaosVortex]

Yuh, stickers sound more interesting now.

I'm CV.

Speaking of that, I can never call ChaosVortex "CV", as that is the inital form of one of my pet names for my best friend.

Right. So I'm not a friend? Thanks.

[Teelio]

I punched you because it was just plain stupid.
Not because I thought it was a spoiler.

You still missed my point. It was a joke.

Joke
  –noun
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously.

Right, you're stupid. So hush yourself.

Moving on... I haven't heard anything about any other character from StarFox. Is Falco coming back, or somebody else? I'd love to see Falco in Brawl. He was a fun character to play, and rather easy to control.

[Johncarllos]

Kind of lame, but very useful for Extreme mode and crap.

I'm glad to hear it's single player modes only though.

I pity anybody who hasn't been keeping up with the Dojo and gets this game.
Overwhelming amounts of stuff. It's gonna eat like 1000 blocks of memory.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

These flame stickers will make the Planet Express ship move faster!

[NovaMan XP]

I like the KH games... but I don't want Sora in Brawl to be honest.

Nova, play some real games, games men play, not games made for little girls.

Meh, I never bought any of them if that makes you feel better, I only borrowed them because I was bored.

As for the update, I like it.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Good Nova, never buy games that suck.
Now, I'm going to go stick a bunch of stickers on myself so I can be powerful.

[ASR]

Moving on... I haven't heard anything about any other character from StarFox. Is Falco coming back, or somebody else? I'd love to see Falco in Brawl. He was a fun character to play, and rather easy to control.

A long while back, there was some buzz about a voice actress hired to voice Krystal and Knuckle Joe. Of course, we know Knuckle Joe is an Assist Trophy, but it led to speculation as to whether or not Krystal would actually make an appearance as a playable character. Can't say I care much about her, but there you go.
No word on Falco at all, but the whole "no clones" dealio makes it seem like he won't be returning.

I'm still waiting on word for Jigglypuff and Captain Falcon, two of my favorite "mess-around" characters. Throw in Ganondorf, Mewtwo and Mr. Game & Watch while we're at it.

I really just don't understand what's going on with Captain Falcon. I can understand if they remove Jigglypuff, despite the fact that I will be extremely pissed, but it's practically a given that Captain Falcon is returning. I'm just curious as to what's holding them off. Maybe a major graphical overhaul or an entire moveset change?

[Mikero]

They still have F-Zeroll stages so if Cap isn't in it then it will be some other racer (weird).

I suggest people check out something called Entervoid to see how it's done.

Oh snap I remember that! Did you ever enter any battles?

I planned to and started working on my application but never finished it.

I'm CV.

Speaking of that, I can never call ChaosVortex "CV", as that is the inital form of one of my pet names for my best friend.

Right. So I'm not a friend? Thanks.

You're a friend but she was in my life well before you came on MMM, and so was that particular nickname.

[ASR]

There's nothing about any F-Zero stages yet - in fact the only F-Zero reference so far is Samurai Goroh's Assist Trophy, and the fact that he got his own F-Zero icon for the update.
Then again, all the Animal Crossing stuff updates have their own icon, but hey, maybe an Animal Crossing character is in, for all we know.

[Mikero]

Crapbag. I was remembering Mario Circuit as an F-Zero stage since it's pretty much a cookie cutter rip of the Melee one. And a stage designed like that not being F-Zero is a bad omen for Captain Falcon fans.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d43/TIMS93GT/falconpunch.gif

[ASR]

I know, right? At first I thought they were just being clever about it, but now I'm starting to worry.

Classic Youtube gem, btw.

[Mikero]

I never saw the Youtube or anything, my friend sent the gif to me out of nowhere like right after I posted the message so I thought it applied.

[ASR]

Your gif goes straight to the point, the video is dragged out a bit, but if you're not expecting the vag-punch, it's a great laugh.

[Mikero]

VP is gross.

[ASR]

I love how he gets on one knee first. Also, there's no audio in the video, it's like a security camera feed or something, so you don't even know what they're arguing about.

[Xero]

Brawl is apparently having 48 characters according to Brawlcentral.

[Johncarllos]

*guffaw*

That's just silly!
*wants the game even more*

[Vinchenz Rock]

Thats... a lot.

I was wondering why this guy on GFAQs talked about 48 characters.

But anyway... MEGAMAN WON'T BE IN IT1111

[Xero]

Yeah...because Pichu took his spot.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Thank the Gods for Pichu.

[Mikero]

Pichu > Pikachu in all ways.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Yeah, he's adorable.
He gets all the females.

[Xero]

LALALALALA NOT LISTENING!!