"Un"Official Brawl Update Topic

[ASR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2fagvDMExo

A great extended gameplay/how-to-play trailer for the Japanese release. Lots of interesting footage.

[Vinchenz Rock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2fagvDMExo

A great extended gameplay/how-to-play trailer for the Japanese release. Lots of interesting footage.

urgh u cereal???////

I saw that two days ago.

[ASR]

You need to understand how busy I am. Most of my time spent on MMM is spent doing homework, studying, practicing drums, etc. at the same time.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

LALALALALA NOT LISTENING!!

You are jealous of Pichu, because you get none of the females.

[Mikero]

He doesn't want them anyway!

You need to understand how busy I am. Most of my time spent on MMM is spent doing homework, studying, practicing drums, etc. at the same time.

Same.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

He doesn't want them anyway!

You would know.

[Mikero]

Don't try to copy me, you're astoundingly bad at it.

[preventerWIND]

Same goes to you, NINJUUUHHHH!!

[Mikero]

*yawn* Don't think so, mate. Plus I'm not actually trying to copy you seriously, I'm doing it jokingly.

[preventerWIND]

Yeah, well it's a pretty mean joke! 

Quit it, Mike!

[Vinchenz Rock]

You need to understand how busy I am. Most of my time spent on MMM is spent doing homework, studying, practicing drums, etc. at the same time.

I was kidding.

*INTERNET: SERIOUS BUSINESS*

[ASR]

How could I not know you were kidding? Do you really think I saw your post and thought "Oh, god, I've done a terrible thing! I've posted old content!"

No, it just bugs me when people do that. "Old." Ugh, is it like, important to people to be able to show off that they've seen something before?

[ChaosVortex]

Yes. It makes them feel special.

Like they're ahead of the race and you're not. Seriously.

[Mikero]

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[Panda]

Okay, you know it's gone too far when the image macros come out to play.


Pichu sucks.

[ASR]

That pic is actually pretty disturbing in a couple ways.

[Mikero]

Panda is doubly wrong.

[ChaosVortex]

That pic is actually pretty disturbing in a couple ways.

For a minute, I thought so too, BUT...

I examined the punch and their facial expressions. Obviously an act.

Obviously.

[Mikero]

They're also dressed like bad halloween dark versions of Putties.

[Panda]

I would say that the picture is obviously fake, but in Japan everything is legal, so who knows?

Pichu is an emo Pikachu

[Mikero]

Pichu doesn't hurt himself on purpose or because it's the thing to do.

[Panda]

Pichu? More like Emochu~

[Mikero]

Nope.

[Panda]

He cuts himself with an electric razor.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Nope.

[Panda]

His head is a sphere.


Sort of.

[Vinchenz Rock]

We get it, you don't like Pichu. Shut up.

[Panda]

Actually, having spent a few minutes on the internet looking at pictures of Pichu I think he's really cute now. That doesn't make him any less emo in Smash Bros, but I don't not like him.

[Xero]

Jigglypuff is where it's at.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Panda is gay for Pichu.

[Kamon]

That doesn't make him any less emo in Smash Bros, but I don't not like him.

How Pichu is emo?

[ChaosVortex]

He's not, but I hate him as a fighter. He's unoriginal, just a clone of Pikachu.

[Kamon]

I didn't mind Pichu as a fighter.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Wait a minute Pichu is emo, he hurts himself.

[Kamon]

It's not intentional, so he's not emo.

[Mikero]

Because it's unintentional but he pushes through it anyway makes him so far removed from emo.

[ASR]

Let's not talk about such a worthless subject for a bit, huh?

[ChaosVortex]

Especially when people don't know what emo means, apparently.

[Mikero]

I'm pretty sure everyone truly knows but doesn't care enough about it to act like it's worth lending accuracy to.

[ChaosVortex]

... Yeah, if you want to be so precise about it, yeah.

[NovaMan XP]

NESS, JIGGLYPUFF AND LUCARIO CONFIRMED!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pfb2l-iYlRo

At 4:20, look at the bottom right to see what characters you can equip the stickers to.


For some reason, Nintendo editted this video, it may seem familiar, but there's a big change in it obviously!


EDIT: Nintendo changed it back... but its true, because I saw it myself already. I'll find another video that shows it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vfuGSKXA20w&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=1&t=t&f=b

Yeah, I'll... just keep editting this, lawl.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Good eye, I've trained you well Second Banana o' mine.
I'll have to check into that a little more, I'm not quite sure if that's what it actually means.

[NovaMan XP]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pfb2l-iYlRo

Here's the vid, thankfully someone got the video before Nintendo changed it back.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Yeah, I noticed they changed it on the site right after I viewed it the first time. Then I checked Dojo, that little bar is the list of characters that can use the sticker. Nintendo slipped, good going Nova, this knowledge shall give us power of unimaginable proportions.
Too bad they'll probably just make this Monday's update on Dojo.

[NovaMan XP]

I'm happy that Ness is back. It would be really lame to remove him from the game, I mean come on, he's been in the Smash games since the beginning...

I thought it was obvious Jigglypuff would return, and apparently that guy "ChaosZero" from GameFAQs got the Lucario prediction and Ness right too...

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Well, I always thought Ness was kind of lame, but whatever, it's good to see him back. Now I'm just worried about Luigi.

[NovaMan XP]

If Luigi isn't back something is wrong in the world of Nintendo.

[ASR]

Awesome news! I have NO clue who the hell Lucario is so whatever, you guys have fun, but Jiggly and Ness made my day!

You know damn well that Sakurai is probably well-aware of this leak, pretend it never happened, and then he'll probably give us these character updates within the month and expect us to be all surprised.

"Hey guys, guess what? Jigglypuff is in! Oh, and Ness! And Lucario - yeah, I'm serious! I know you guys totally weren't expecting a 3-character update or anything, but sometimes I'm just in a good mood! I mean, there can't possibly be any other explanation for this update! I'm just in an awesome mood!"

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Or maaaaybe, Sakurai had this planned all along. I mean, do you really think Nintendo would let this slip and then so quickly cover it up? I mean, Nintendo's been around since the Meiji era I think they've been around the block enough times to know how to not let information slip. I mean they had Ninjas in the Meiji ear, so there's a good chance Nintendo is made up entirely of Ninjas, and Ninjas don't let information slip unless it's for their own good.

If Luigi isn't back something is wrong in the world of Nintendo.

Also, they better bring back Captain Falcon. Roy too, I don't give a damn about that girlboy Marth, but Roy better come back. I mean his voice actor was Jun Fukuyama, do you know how many Buso Renkin jokes I could make about him with that knowledge? Thousands, literally thousands. The fact that Roy looks like Kazuki and has the same voice actor opened so many doors.

[NovaMan XP]

Yeah, Captain Falcon has to return too...

How will Brawl also have a humor factor without a "FALCOOONN... PAAUNNCH!"?

Although Red Alloy guy confirmed him anyway.