"Un"Official Brawl Update Topic

[Mikero]

I wonder why there was no Sonic Kirby, or Charizard, or Ivysaur.. or Ike.

We already saw Ice Climbers Kirby in The Summit's update.

There's no Sonic or Lucas either. Sonic is obvious, but I wonder what Lucas' hat will look like. I'm hoping it's not that bad hair but it probably is. And all PokéMon in Smash Bros. are inferior to Squirtle so it doesn't matter.

I want to see Mega Man Kirby, an X kirby, or a X series Zero kirby.

O RLY XEROLL? moment #214

[Xero]

Today's update was decent.

[Panda]

Screen was too small to be epic, but it looked great.

[NovaMan XP]

Although most of the stuff is stuff we already saw.

Apparently, both Bowser and Wario are bad guys, I think. They use the same weapon.

[Vinchenz Rock]

We saw a lot of new stuff, like new villain cutscenes and new stages such as a bridge (not the Eldin one) and an ice like place for the Ice Climbers (and Meta Knight apparently).

[NovaMan XP]

Seems MetaKnight is paired with Ice Climbers.

I wonder how many people are pissing and moaning about that? xD

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I'm positive MetaKnight would complain, but he's too badass for bitchin'.

[Johncarllos]

That was cool!
Did I see Diddy jump off a pit of water?

Also, I have no idea where that bridgey stage is from.

[Mikero]

I'm positive MetaKnight would complain, but he's too badass for bitchin'.

He's really not.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Dude, he's pretty awesome for someone who comes from a land called Dreamland.

[Mikero]

He's definitely the badass of Dreamland, just not, you know, regular worlds..

[Abominator]

I've decided that they should have put MegaMan, Radd Spencer, Arthur from GnG and Firebrand in.

Yes.

[Xero]

Well MegaMan's not getting in.

Acording to Inafune anyway.

[Abominator]

I know... and neither are any of the others...

[Mikero]

I've decided that they should have put MegaMan, Radd Spencer, Arthur from GnG and Firebrand in.

Yes.

Arthur... That would've been awesome.

[Xero]

Today's update was decent.

[Johncarllos]

FL-FL-FLAB?!
Awesome.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

WARIO BOOBIES!~<3

[Orange Devil]

PWND

[Teelio]

WARIO BOOBIES!~<3

Queer. >_>

[ChaosVortex]

Better than GORON TITTIES.

O_o;

[NovaMan XP]

Alternate Costumes is a good thing.

Although I'm wondering if ONLY Wario can change his costume. The update did say "he alone is special".

[ChaosVortex]

Well... Sakurai means that he gets 12 colors. 6 for his new one and 6 for his old one.

Link can become Dark Link, and Samus and wear the Fusion Suit, but I think that's part of the 6 colors.

[NovaMan XP]

Right..

Mario should get a Dr. Mario alt. >.>

[Xero]

Mario:  Dr.Mario
Link:  Shirtless Link (OMG FANGIRLS FAP!)
Samus:  Fusion Suit Samus
Yoshi:  Boshi
Fox:  Falco
Pikachu:  Raichu (No lame Pichu in my Brawls)
etc...

[ChaosVortex]

Right..

Mario should get a Dr. Mario alt. >.>

True. True.

Link:  Shirtless Link (OMG FANGIRLS FAP!)
Yoshi:  Boshi
Pikachu:  Raichu (No lame Pichu in my Brawls)
etc...

Ew. Ew.

[NovaMan XP]

If anything, Link should get his costume from the first few parts of Twilight Princess (Before he gets his green tunic thing.)

Or the Zora Armor and Magic Armor. Although Magic Armor might be pushing it.

[Johncarllos]

Dude, magic armor would BLING!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Dude, Magic Armor was like the PSTriple.
It cost 599 units of money.
It was shiny and new, but it did very little.
It ate away at your wallet.
It sucked.
It was too damn heavy.

[ChaosVortex]

598.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Oh, just add tax or something.

[ChaosVortex]

With tax, it would be 598 rupees.

Hyrule is tax exempt.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Oh, just give the man an extra rupee because you feel sorry for 'em. I mean he works for a freakin' crossdressin' baby, he also has to wear that stupid hat that plays that god awful song all day long.

[Johncarllos]

I used the Magic armor in that big ol' cave thingy against those 3 Darknuts. Very useful when getting raped by all 3 at once with no armor, I just used it when I was about to be hit, then I let them kill each other while I ran around.

[NovaMan XP]

It's good for being invincible. But it eats your rupees, and if you have no rupees you become vulnerable and heavy. And blue.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

No, it turns grey, black, and other colors that are universally undesired for a hero's armor.

[Xero]

I never used that thing.

EVER.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Neither did I, except I did equip it (when I had no rupees) and the iron boots right before dealing the final blow to Ganondorf. It's funny because Link suddenly gains the strength to run while wearing both. Lawl, ending cutscenes.

[Mikero]

I knew it was crap so I waited until I beat the game to get it.

Mario:  Dr.Mario
Link:  Shirtless Link (OMG FANGIRLS FAP!)
Samus:  Fusion Suit Samus
Yoshi:  Boshi
Fox:  Falco
Pikachu:  Raichu (No lame Pichu in my Brawls)
etc...

You're an idiot, Raichu has always been #####. He looks like #####. He moves like #####. Pichu rocks it all the way, in Pokémon AND in Smash Bros. Also, Yoshi should have a Birdo variant. Also, Link should have a Zora tunic (c. TP), his clothes from Ordon variant, and a Young Link in the TP style variant, not no-shirt man-nipple grossness, this is a family game.

Personally I'm not a Wario fan so this update bores me.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Wario is awesome.
His life is a success, he went from being an evil cookie cutter flip to being the boss of a video game company with a bitchin' motor cycle.
Wario Ware is a kick ass series.

[Mikero]

Yeah I guess his story is cool or whatever but I've never had much fun with any Wario Ware I played (mostly a GBA one that was awe-fully awful). He's not bad, he's not great.

[Abominator]

I like Waluigi better, but Wario is good.

[Xero]

Don't call me an idiot because I like Raichu over Pichu.  It's a matter of personal opinion and you of all people should have at least respect it.

I was merely thowing ideas out there but no need to bash me for them.  Yes Birdo seems to be the better choice as does Zora Link.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I like Waluigi better, but Wario is good.

Waluigi is cool and all, but he's just too far of a stretch of being existant, I mean, he's the brother of Wario or something and upon his cap is an upsidedown L which doesn't even make a real letter, it would make a seven if they flipped around and he's for some reason Luigi's rival as well, I mean what the hell. I think it's appropriate he only be an assist trophy.
But jeeze, I'm going to slit my wrists if they ever make a Baby Wario or a Baby Waluigi.

[Xero]

They already did.

[Mikero]

Don't call me an idiot because I like Raichu over Pichu.  It's a matter of personal opinion and you of all people should have at least respect it.

I was merely thowing ideas out there but no need to bash me for them.  Yes Birdo seems to be the better choice as does Zora Link.

Oh my gosh relax I wasn't really actually truly saying you're an idiot.

I like Waluigi better, but Wario is good.

Waluigi is cool and all, but he's just too far of a stretch of being existant, I mean, he's the brother of Wario or something and upon his cap is an upsidedown L which doesn't even make a real letter, it would make a seven if they flipped around and he's for some reason Luigi's rival as well, I mean what the hell. I think it's appropriate he only be an assist trophy.
But jeeze, I'm going to slit my wrists if they ever make a Baby Wario or a Baby Waluigi.

The worst thing about Waluigi is his name, but I don't mind him.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

They already did.

What!? I demand proof! Were they in that Yoshi's Island DS game or whatever!?

[Xero]

Mikero:  Don't worry about it.

Sano:  Yes...at least baby Wario was.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

As long as there isn't a Baby Waluigi, I'm content.

[Abominator]

I will now dedicate my life to the creation of Baby Waluigi...

YOU WILL BE DISCONTENT!