"Un"Official Brawl Update Topic

[Xero]

*Bans Abe for his insanity*

[ChaosVortex]

I'm all up for a Baby Waluigi, actually.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Yes, then we can have Princess Qeach and Princess Baisy, then baby versions later.

[Abominator]

Wouldn't it have to be earlier?

[Mikero]

Queachy's got it!

[NovaMan XP]

I knew today's wouldn't be special! xD

Angel Island theme is nice though.

[Xero]

Today's update would have sucked hard...if it wasn't for the addition of Angel Island Zone.

[ChaosVortex]

Angel Island sounds sexy.

[White Shadow]

Firebrand.

Yes.

[Xero]

Today's update was below avarage.

[Johncarllos]

Yet very educational.

[TheRedPriest]

Today's update was below avarage.

You all realize that in this "game was suppose to be out by now" down time there won't be a single soild Japan time, right?

[White Shadow]

What?

[Johncarllos]

What?

[Xero]

lol wut?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Huh? Me no understand what you say.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I am sorry. I do not understand what you are saying, Rez. Please make that sentence more clear.

[Johncarllos]

WAIT, I FIGURED IT OUT!
*picture of a head with words all over it*
SLIIIME TIIME!


After rereading it about 4 times, I think he means that we actually have a release date (though delayed), while Japan's is unknown (we being the USA).

[Xero]

January 24th in Japan.

[Johncarllos]

If that's a single solid Japan time, Rez is wrong! *gasp*

[ChaosVortex]

This isn't a first. Although Rez's words tend to be accurate, I wouldn't expect a gasp (unless sarcasm is included).

For example, Model Fx doesn't fly.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I think Japan time is internet slang for something... I heard it before.

Posted on: 26 December 2007, 14:26:08

Today's update was a little stronge, but fun looking.

[Xero]

Today's update didn't suck hard.

[Panda]

Today's update was totally random.

[Xero]

And looks fun to play.

[Zenaku]

"Japan Time" is a phrase for Brawl updates from Sakurai.

or Japon, if you like

[TheRedPriest]

You are all FOOLS.  What I meant (and said) is that Brawl was suppose to be out at this point, and since we hit the original release date, the Japan Time (Brawl Daily updates, browse 4chan /v more often) has been on the level of "There is a title screen!!!" for most of the updates, suggesting they didn't have anything substancial planned since the game was SUPPOSE to be out at that point.

Hence why I said there would not be another really "OMG" level update before release.  You'll be lucky for a few "good" ones, but most likely get "meh" updates.

IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH YOU SPEDS?

:: goes back to complaining about stuff ::

[Zenaku]

Hail, fellow /v/irgin.

[Snare]

Today's update was below avarage.

You all realize that in this "game was suppose to be out by now" down time there won't be a single soild Japan time, right?

Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking, I just assumed everyone thought that too. Honestly, we're just going to get more updates of this caliber.

Although, today's was pretty swanky! 8D

[Johncarllos]

That's neat!
Multiple trophies at once and overall fun.
This pleases the John Man.

[Xero]

Today's update sucked hard.

[TheRedPriest]

Today's update sucked hard.

You all realize that in this "game was suppose to be out by now" down time there won't be a single soild Japan time, right?

The circle is now complete...

[NovaMan XP]

Today's the last update until January 7th, 2008..

[ChaosVortex]

Which is when school starts again for me! FAIL.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Which is when school starts again for me! FAIL.

Same here. >_>

And today's update wasn't too bad.

[Johncarllos]

I hope it's not on ALL the time....
That would be lame.

[Vinchenz Rock]

It'll most likely be an item you can turn on and off.

Also, I just read a post on GameFAQs from a guy who says he had an inside source. He also labeled everything as a rumour and doesn't know if this inside source is trusting or not.

Now of course I didn't believe him, but then I read about the Dragoon parts thing. I thought, "well, wasn't that posted today?" and checked out when he made that post.

He posted that message November 31st.

This is the Dragoon Parts bit, word for word:

And there are these items called "Dragoon Parts" I did some research and apparently they're from Kirby's Air Ride. Supposedly, if you collect all three parts you can do some devastating move where you control a crosshair and do a crazy rush or something.

And that, my friends, is what I can either call, A: A very well done guess, or B: He's telling the truth.

Here are the things that he posted about, word for word:

Wolf is in the game.

Falco is returning.

Ganondorf is returning.

Captain Falcon is returning.

Lucario is taking Mewtwo's Place. (place being a vague term, I don't know what exactly it means)

Ness is returning.

Zelda can turn into Sheik.

This is where he talked about the Dragoon Parts posted above.

Oh and Final Destination is back.

Now, I'm not saying we should all believe this guy... but, wow. I'm pretty sure nobody expected the Dragoon Parts, so... choose what you want to believe.

[Xero]

Everything I agree with except for Mewtwo being replaced.

[Mikero]

Also, I just read a post on GameFAQs from a guy who says he had an inside source.

Already sounds fake, but I'll read on.

Hm. The rest sounds pseudo-legit. Being that he could have gotten true info about the dragon stank from a real source and then guess the rest or something to that effect. If is true them I'm glad Ness is back. Mixed feelings on Mewtwo.

[Johncarllos]

MewTwo was sick.
Wolf wins.

[Mikero]

I'd rather old characters didn't leave and all new characters were from games as yet not added to Smash Bros.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Uh... The Dragoon parts have been confirmed.
I think it's a great idea, I mean I have fond memories of the epic struggle for the legendary machine parts in Kirby's Air Ride. I mean, it sure was fun, searching the city for the shinning pieces. Though I believe the Hydra would make more sense, I mean that one did massive damage, I mean it took forever to charge, but once it started moving there was no stopping it, I mean seriously, usually just one collision with any other machine would destroy it instantly, that thing was powerful.

[Mikero]

No one said the dragoon parts hadn't been confirmed.


Hail Hydra.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Well, I was just sayin' to help point out a truth among a gang of possible lies.

[Johncarllos]

The reason we speak of it is because back towards the begining of the month some guy posted the Dragoon stuff on gamefaqs and posted other stuff as well with it, so now that Dragoon is confirmed, the other stuff that guy said might also be true, that's all.


Is it just me, or is this game full of too much Kirby?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

But I like Kirby!~

[Mikero]

I like Kirby, but holy ##### this game is overloaded with Kirby. Dedede seems like one of the most superfluous characters in Brawl so far.

[Johncarllos]

Kirby is great, but Link and Mario are better. Therefore, Kirby deserves fewer characters than either series.

[Mikero]

I really don't think we need more characters from any of those three. Enough is eeenough.

[Johncarllos]

Damn right, King Dedede was too much. Nobody will ever use him, he's gonna be he new Ice Climbers.