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Winged Warrior
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« on: 30 July 2008, 01:31:55 »
Man, The topics here have really gotten boring lately huh?

I mean, I quote rez...
: TheRedPriest  18 January 2008, 03:12:37
Even lamers these days suck.  Everything sucks now.
Follow me on this one. Maybe, Just maybe, Capcom made all their new portable games to screw with us. Yes, the games screwed with everyone, but I mean in paticular, The members that congregate the Megaman Matrix. To create new traffic, but only that of people who think bass is a cool virus busting Navi.

We must defeat them at their own game, With pure Unfounded BULL#####. With this turd covered rope, we will Enjoy these fool hearty attempts against 'the man' so hard that capcom will have no choice but to bow down to our mighty idiocy.

Let me give you an example of how we are going to pull this off, Post your favourite conspiracy that you have either created in tandom, or that you have heard, and decided to remember. None of these can break the three rules of Robotics Rules of MMM. So no politics or discriminating  remarks.  Then post it.

Lets say, My theory is that Abe is from Scotland and an evil red monster from the pits of hell controlling our internet lives with an addictive yet satisfying forum.

We all know that Abe isn't from Scotland. The whole Idea is just silly. Hence hilarity ensues.



Hopefully Everyone will provide an unique feel that I haven't felt from this forum in a while, and that it won't be closed because someone cannot follow the rules...
Either way, Your turn.
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« Reply #1 on: 30 July 2008, 01:44:50 »
Shopping carts.

They're espionage tools the government uses for tracking purposes. All that metal. The ones with wonky wheels are transmitting.
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« Reply #2 on: 30 July 2008, 01:52:51 »
I think the government commisions Hollywood to make crazy and outlandish movies out of their real secret government experiences just to make everyone think "oh, that could never happen in real life!"

When it really is real.

Jurassic Park and zombies are true things, The Day After Tomorrow is actually going to happen the day after tomorrow, we're all living in The Matrix, and Men In Black is a real organization.
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« Reply #3 on: 30 July 2008, 01:57:37 »
I was watching Men In Black last night and had the same thought. Although, I also had the same the though the FIRST time I saw Men In Black, so....
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« Reply #4 on: 30 July 2008, 02:05:10 »
A fun messed up one that made me laugh. A guy was 'warning' Me on the street waiting for a light.

"You know you really should watch out, You see those things up there, Those 'traffic' lights,  Those things are spraying you with chemicals. I know what your thinking, there's no chemicals. Your wrong. Think about it, Radio waves ARE chemicals, The government is testing those radio waves on you. Those are what those lights are for, To tell if you are done yet!"

... Someone forgot to tell him that THC is also a chemical.
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« Reply #5 on: 30 July 2008, 02:12:41 »
That traffic light thing is real. Promise.
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« Reply #6 on: 30 July 2008, 02:27:36 »
Shopping carts...
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« Reply #7 on: 30 July 2008, 03:57:29 »
: ASR  30 July 2008, 01:52:51
I think the government commisions Hollywood to make crazy and outlandish movies out of their real secret government experiences just to make everyone think "oh, that could never happen in real life!"

When it really is real.

Jurassic Park and zombies are true things, The Day After Tomorrow is actually going to happen the day after tomorrow, we're all living in The Matrix, and Men In Black is a real organization.

Best one I've read so far.

I've written out and deleted 3 different conspiracies so far.
I can think of nothing worthy of this thread.
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« Reply #8 on: 30 July 2008, 04:40:42 »
It's true enough that if the government really didn't want us to believe something, they'd hire Michael Bay to make a movie about it.
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« Reply #9 on: 30 July 2008, 05:24:59 »
The Government experiments on your unborn children.
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« Reply #10 on: 30 July 2008, 06:30:21 »
: Johncarllos  30 July 2008, 03:57:29
I can think of nothing worthy of this thread.

JC is just saying that so he can watch us from afar without letting us know...

It's like... surveillance man. Surveillance by the man, using a real man, Man...
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« Reply #11 on: 31 July 2008, 01:23:29 »
: ChaosVortex  31 July 2008, 01:19:55
: Abominator  31 July 2008, 00:43:49
I can't find the disc for 3 so I'll be starting 4 tomorrow.

That reminds me a question I asked myself that I forgot to ask publicly. Every time I start up Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence (From MGS:EC), it says it's "Disc 1".

There's only one disc.

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« Reply #12 on: 31 July 2008, 03:07:30 »
The U.S. government is putting fluoride in our water to keep us stupid and complaisant.
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« Reply #13 on: 31 July 2008, 03:10:20 »
Hilary Clinton was just Bill all dressed up, trying for another chance at presidency.
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« Reply #14 on: 31 July 2008, 04:01:55 »
Japan doesn't exist. It's just aliens. How else do you explain Playstation 2?

: ASR  30 July 2008, 04:40:42
It's true enough that if the government really didn't want us to believe something, they'd hire Michael Bay to make a movie about it.

That could only mean one thing: Robots in Disguise!
Cheetor, Maxmimize!
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« Reply #15 on: 31 July 2008, 04:33:17 »
Psssh, Cheetor. Ratattack! Or whatever the hell he was called.
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« Reply #16 on: 31 July 2008, 04:37:54 »
I was QUOTING the show. And it's Rattrap. If you can't remember the name, you are NOT a fan so you smell and are a poo with limbs.
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« Reply #17 on: 31 July 2008, 04:46:07 »
I originally had Rattrap and then thought of board games so I edited it.

I was a fan, long long ago, but I haven't seen Beast Wars in nearly ten years so... yeah.
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« Reply #18 on: 31 July 2008, 04:48:58 »
The board game is Mouse Trap.

0 for 2, bud.
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« Reply #19 on: 31 July 2008, 04:51:49 »
Imagine a Mouse-Trap/Transformers cross-over.

Wonderful.
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« Reply #20 on: 31 July 2008, 04:57:42 »
It's a zany action, a crazy contraption...
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« Reply #21 on: 31 July 2008, 04:59:41 »
TWO crazy contraptions. In ONE.
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« Reply #22 on: 31 July 2008, 05:00:29 »
In disguise.
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« Reply #23 on: 31 July 2008, 05:02:05 »
IIIIIIIIIT'S MOUSETRANSFORMERSROBOTSINDISG UISE!
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« Reply #24 on: 31 July 2008, 05:04:07 »
*nuclear batteries sold separately
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« Reply #25 on: 31 July 2008, 05:05:22 »
Check the fine print on the advert, 'cause it's more than meets the eye.
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« Reply #26 on: 31 July 2008, 05:06:51 »
I don't like how some of the game pieces are plastic mice and the others are giant full-fledged Transformer toys.

I mean, the cage doesn't even fit over the Transformers.
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« Reply #27 on: 31 July 2008, 05:09:26 »
That's because the cage is part of the whole area, and the whole area is an autobot, just like Autobot City had a part of it that was a transformer itself (named Metroplex).
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« Reply #28 on: 31 July 2008, 05:10:27 »
The board does fold into another shape.
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« Reply #29 on: 31 July 2008, 05:21:27 »
Definitely the best game ever.

Conspiracy:

ASR and Snare are cats, and mice are the smartest beings on the planet. Then dolphins. Then humans.
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« Reply #30 on: 31 July 2008, 16:57:11 »
High Fructose Corn Syrup.
How much can you get out of corn anyways?
Not much, corn, per acre, doesn't really have a high product yield.

Why use CORN syrup? the High Fructose version doesn't have anything at all like corn in it, it's just sugar from corn.
Truth be told, if we used High Fructose Sugar Beet syrup, each acre of product would require half the maintenance and yield more than 20 times MORE sugar.
Why don't we use this highly cost effective method?
Politics.
Corn Politics.
Companies cannot back down on the products from corn companies, because there is less money in it for the farmers.

This is 100% true.
I read it on an outhouse wall.
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« Reply #31 on: 31 July 2008, 19:40:24 »
Look out Big Tobacco, here comes Big Corn.
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« Reply #32 on: 31 July 2008, 23:11:43 »
Well if we don't save the rainforests all the corn will be clear-cut anyway right? So we'll have to make a change quickly.

That's how it works, yea? Corn grows in the rainforest in the canopy level and we clear-cut it? Yeah. That's how it works.
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« Reply #33 on: 2 August 2008, 04:08:04 »
THE MONTAUK MONSTER IS ACTUALLY ELVIS
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« Reply #34 on: 2 August 2008, 04:54:23 »
Sometimes "No" does mean "Yes"
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I built a city out' one brick, it had a Mayor and a Crook
I made the Crook stab the Mayor, then slay himself in the guilt
I stole the brick back and migrated east, now let's build.
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« Reply #35 on: 3 August 2008, 03:41:32 »
: ASR   2 August 2008, 04:08:04
THE MONTAUK MONSTER IS ACTUALLY ELVIS


That poor raccoon.




There's a theory out there regarding dopplegangers (beings that live on the other side of the mirror and come out and haunt and / or kill you and your family, looking mostly like you).

My theory is that they have the same fear of us.
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« Reply #36 on: 3 August 2008, 03:45:46 »
I think the Montauk thing is either a dog or a turtle without a shell. It looks a lot like a dog from the left half, and a lot like a turtle from the right half.

Maybe it's a fusion.
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« Reply #37 on: 3 August 2008, 03:49:36 »
http://www.animachina.com/images/whatisit/montauk_monster_racoon.jpg

It's a raccoon.

The teeth match up perfectly.
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« Reply #38 on: 3 August 2008, 04:54:37 »
It's a tog. Turtle-dog.

Or a durtle.

You have to pick one, though. Just so long as it's not a raccoon.
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« Reply #39 on: 3 August 2008, 05:04:04 »
: AlexThePenguin   3 August 2008, 03:41:32
There's a theory out there regarding dopplegangers (beings that live on the other side of the mirror and come out and haunt and / or kill you and your family, looking mostly like you).

My theory is that they have the same fear of us.

If they do have the same fear, they've started a war. Because all movies are real. And the movie Mirrors seems to deal with this.

Wait a minute... How do you know all this, Opal? HMM?! HMM DOPPLEGANGER, HMM?!
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« Reply #40 on: 3 August 2008, 05:19:03 »
You seem to suspect me quickly, DOPPLEGANGER? MIKE.
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« Reply #41 on: 3 August 2008, 05:20:37 »
SAVE IT FOR QUEEN DOPPLEPOPOLIS!
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« Reply #42 on: 3 August 2008, 05:21:16 »
MAYBE THAT'S HOW YOU NINJA SO FAST.

DOPPLENINJA.
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« Reply #43 on: 3 August 2008, 05:22:59 »
If you're implying that I employ my own doppleganger to help me out then you, sir, are a lesbian.
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« Reply #44 on: 3 August 2008, 05:24:37 »
I'm implying that dopplegangers have superhuman abilities, thus making YOU the doppleganger.
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« Reply #45 on: 3 August 2008, 05:28:52 »
Are you coming on to me? Because I will not hesitate to file for sexual harassment.
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« Reply #46 on: 3 August 2008, 05:29:21 »
Doppelgangers are Naruto's bull#####.
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« Reply #47 on: 3 August 2008, 05:30:21 »
How the hell are you entwining the two?
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« Reply #48 on: 3 August 2008, 05:39:06 »
ANSWER MIKE'S QUESTION.
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« Reply #49 on: 3 August 2008, 05:41:13 »
As if I would.

NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION.
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