The dreadred band geek thread!

[Snare]

Surely my fellow matricians have some musical prowess..! Do you play AN INSTRUMENT?

I really do enjoy playing music sad thing is I'm really not that good (I started it late, shut up.).
I got stuck playing the Baritone/Euphonium, much to my dismay...I don't know I got used to it eventually...

I might will be investing in a new instrument...And you will see who's the musical genius!

[Fatso]

FAIL.

Trumpet > you.

[Snare]

TYPICAL TRUMPET TALK!

Always with their holier than thou attitude. LITTLE DO YOU KNOW YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT! THE FRENCH HORNS AT LEAST EARN THAT STATUS! *BAP*

[Majikn]

I was the only white male in my band/class comfortable enough to stick a black phallus in my mouth. Through all my years of high school.

[ChaosVortex]

I played my brother's drums before, but that was it.

[Someguy]

I used to play clarinet for a few years, but I stopped recently

[preventerWIND]

And now you're sucking at guitar 

I play imaginary bass.. 

[MOX]

I've played piano for a few years, though I'm pretty bad now.

[Edgecrusher]

Once upon a time I played bass.

Then I got poor and had to pawn my bass. Haven't played since.

[Johncarllos]

I play some keyboard.
That's it.

[ChaosVortex]

I should take up piano lessons or something.

[ASR]

I was on the drumline in my high school's marching band. Tons of fun.

So was Jake.

I'm doing it at college, too, but it's a lot more laid back there.

[Chron]

I can play the kazoo.
I have near-zero musical talent, although I never paid attention in music class back in Kindergarten.

Every now and then I try playing with arrangement programs; not sure if you could call them instruments, especially in my hands. Only recently have I decided to figure out sheet music (which is actually less complex than I thought it was).

The only real things I can play even a little are the recorder and harmonica; the latter I've never been able to make sound quite right.

So, to answer your question, Snare, no.
I was never in band.

I was in the go-home club.

[AlexThePenguin]

I haven't played my clarinet since I quit high school.

I still have a lot of interest in piano and keyboard, and some types of drums.


I used to sing, but I lost my vocal talents.

[Yubi Shines]

I can play the clarinet badly. And the piano. Badly.

I really want to take voice lessons.

[Mikero]

I play a mean spoons.

I'm not kidding.

[Snare]

I used to play the spoons! And then I actually played the Washboard...I was lead Washboardist at the school orchestra...But when the two singing lumberjacks came to our school, they gave my washboard to some random kid...I tried telling them I've been practicing...

I'm not making this up.

[Mikero]

That is very weird.

But I played the spoons, and then later a Fisher Price electric guitar, in a joke band in high school.

[Snare]

I've been a wreck ever since. You don't understand.

[Mikero]

Man, get with the times. Learn to play the washing machine and get out of the olden days.