The Diary of Albert Wily

[Winged Warrior]

DO NOT READ! (signed DR. WILY)
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July 3, 20xx

Dear Diary,

I am so steamed right now! My old friend and coworker, Thomas Light, have been developing our own super cool robot. However, Thomas decided that he should be the spokesman to our new robot company. He says, in japan the Letter "L" does not exist, and with that tidbit his name would be doctor RIGHT. Not only is this the worst idea since his walking toaster, Eddie, But it will totally make our before agreed 50/50 glory share down to 70/30!

It's obvious that Thomas won't let me have creative freedom with this prototype robot. Don't tell him diary, but I'm going to steal the robot, only for a week, that way we can talk about things without the robot getting in the way.

Wish me luck!

Love,

        Albert Wily
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More to come soon.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Dude, you're totally taking a dump in Rez's yard.
Best not take too long lest Nibbles climb up your ass.

[TheRedPriest]

And I come in to find the diary locked.  Ah well.