The Bread Thread

[Jakey]

We have every kind of "Matricians: Show" thread, as well as a sort of blog thread.

Time for one about bread.







This one's called Hemp Bread.

[ASR]

This is what I woke up to this morning.

Either stop infecting the bread or stop getting into my bed!

[preventerWIND]

##### yeah.

[ChaosVortex]

I grew up eating this in my hometown.

Still remember an old commercial.

[preventerWIND]

BUNNY FUN. HAWT

[Chron]

This is banana bread. It is my favorite kind of bread, and therefore it is the best bread ever.

It combines delicious bread with delicious bananas, which is really kinda clever in my opinion. Sometimes some people put nuts in their banana nut bread.
I don't really mind the nuts so much but I think the people should be shot.
With rabid weasels.
On fire.

I'm not so sure if the banana bread in the picture is plain banana or banana nut, but it does look pretty good and I want some.

Too bad there isn't any.

[AlexThePenguin]

At Great Harvest, they make two breads that I adore.

The first is a basil/pesto/Parmesan bread. It's heavenly, and wonderful for breakfast.

The second is a "Kids" bread that's made using applesauce, and really soft-yet-firm, and nice when toasted.

[Yubi Shines]

I made banana hotcakes today. That's almost banana bread.

[Jakey]

What did they sell like?

[Chron]

I made banana hotcakes today. That's almost banana bread.

That...
... that sounds better than banana bread.
Yuuuuuuuuubiiiiii~

[Orange Devil]

What the *&$% is wrong with you? All of you!

[Yubi Shines]

What did they sell like?

Coldcakes.

Obviously.

That...
... that sounds better than banana bread.
Yuuuuuuuuubiiiiii~

No.

[dzx9]

What the *&$% is wrong with you? All of you!

Hahahaha

<.<

>.>

[Mikero]

Why is DZX9 in the first post?

[Orange Devil]

I gave in to the stupidity.

[Slugkid]

S

[Lunchebox]

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.

But he’s no bum, he works down the street
He bought the neighborhood deli.
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat.
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say,

Try the rye or the kaiser,
They're our special tonight.
If you want, you can have an appetizer
You might like our salami and the liver’s alright
And they'd really go well with the rye or the kaiser

Never eats while on the job,
He heard it’s good to stay hungry
But he makes a pretty mean shish kebab
Have a taste, they were made fresh today

Try the rye or the kaiser
Or the wheat or the white
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
But you just can’t go wrong with the rye or the kaiser

So today, his deli comes first
Still he dreams of his past days of glory
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
All the while you can still hear him say,

It’s the rye or the kaiser
It’s the thrill of one bite
Let me please be your catering advisor.
If you want substitutions,
I won't put up a fight.
You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser.

The rye or the kaiser…..

[Orange Devil]

I want to hate this thread so bad!

[ASR]

Why is DZX9 in the first post?

Joke or not? Because I was seriously wondering.

[Chron]

I'm going to toast in this bread until the bread has too many toasts.

No.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i~

[dzx9]

I'm not that hairy at all!

[Jakey]

I'm going to toast in this bread until the bread has too many toasts.

I've tried to read that forum so many times.  I think I'm getting the hang of it though, it's just retina-burning, that's all.

Behold, the wonders of BREAD.



Amen.

[MOX]

bread4life

[Winged Warrior]

It's time for the post from a rebel.

Rice-crackers for the win!

[AlexThePenguin]

Crackers are a bread product, Love.

[Winged Warrior]

Thes are made of rice!

[AlexThePenguin]

Rice, like wheat, spelt and the like, falls under the 'grain' category.

>_>;

[Sub Tank]

[Majikn]

IT'S A SURPRISED FACE

[Orange Devil]

Some bread news-

http://www.newstarget.com/020837.html

http://www.newstarget.com/008191.html

[Xero]

I will never eat bread again....

[ChaosVortex]

I love white bread, and I could care less about this article.

I even heard Diet Coke can increase your chances of getting cancer.

... still drinking it.

[Abominator]

Hear this:

Diet anything tastes like battery acid.

[Chron]

Diet Dr. Pepper isn't so foul.
Then again, Dr. Pepper is so awesome that even the diet incarnation can't be bad.

Certain types of processed white flour are bad for you, but junk like pasta flour (semolina), whole wheat... all good.

Which is fine by me, since I think white breads taste foul, especially the sliced loaf kind that come in packages next to the good bread.

WHOLE GRAIN FOR LIFE.

[guitaristjoe]

I found this morbidly disgusting.

[Dr.]

One of my favs. ^^

[Machine Man]

EWWWWWW.

[img]http://www.dilusso.com/images/s_Bread3.jpg[img]

[Dr.]

EWWWWWW.

Typical. How old are you, 13?

[Machine Man]

Actually 17. And what’s wrong with being disgusted by that image?

[Dr.]

You sound incredibly young by saying, "EWWWWWWW."

You want to be disgusted?

cupchicks.com

[guitaristjoe]

You want to be disgusted?

cupchicks.com

Are you speaking of that whole two girls one cup thing?

I'm not going to the website out of fear.

[preventerWIND]

http://www.newstarget.com/008191.html

LOL DIABETUS.

Btw, that rat bread looks delicious.

[Dr.]

You want to be disgusted?

cupchicks.com

Are you speaking of that whole two girls one cup thing?

I'm not going to the website out of fear.

What you seen was only part.

[guitaristjoe]

I'm just gonna drop this one where it is.

WE NEED MORE BREAD!





Does that count as bread or cookie?

[Machine Man]

You sound incredibly young by saying, "EWWWWWWW."

lolz

I'm just kidding around, don't take it so seriously.

[Dr.]

I'm just gonna drop this one where it is.

WE NEED MORE BREAD!





Does that count as bread or cookie?

That counts as Epic WIN!!!!!!!1111

[Machine Man]

It looks just like the sprite, as if all of the pixels were turned into a cookie.

[Abominator]

I bet that was delicious.

[Jakey]

Sorry Mario, but your deliciousness is in another mouthful! *CHOMP*

[Machine Man]

I would wrap that cookie in a zip lock bag and keep it as something to brag about.